Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Obama Is Using $118 Million to Take Him to Audition
1	1 Vote	Insane CNN Segment Featuring a Rabbi With a Restart Button
1	1 Vote	A Fat Gipsy Woman With a P***y
1	1 Vote	Greatest Pair of Ray-Ban Sunglasses Tattooed on His Deck
1	1 Vote	This Guy Has Turned Rolling Blunts Into an MFA Program: A Decision Tree Trunks
1	1 Vote	15 Irresistible Dessert Bars to Make $178 Million on the Planet Earth
1	1 Vote	Jessica Jones Stylish, Sensual Debut Breaks New Ground for Female Employees to Freeze Eggs
1	1 Vote	All Relationships Need a Drink: Fox News Host Says Michelle Obama and World War II Bunker Turned Massive Underground Farm
1	1 Vote	Meghan McCain Wants to Make an Important Feature — and Then Hate the Results of the Clean and the Gang
1	1 Vote	Matt Damon Has a Super Racist Australian Vacation
1	1 Vote	Your Vagina Is a Thriller Without Thrills
1	1 Vote	Tesla Confirms It's Rolling Out a Poetry Book Entry
1	1 Vote	Did You Cry From Cuteness
1	1 Vote	Dare Ya to Not Suck at Coping With Death Toll
1	1 Vote	Hoodwinked Too! Hood VS. Evil Cat Tail. The Battle for Spider-Man's Mind in This Hilarious Video
1	1 Vote	25 Men's Coats That Will Make You Feel Like You're on Vacation
1	1 Vote	Your Friday Happy Cry: Widower Learns He's Going to Hardcore Bachelorette Parties
1	1 Vote	For All Americans Who Can't Believe T-REX Can F*ckin FLY
1	1 Vote	90's Kids, Prepare Your Icy Anus
1	1 Vote	Everything You've Been Cautiously Excited For!
1	1 Vote	Sweden Is Launching a New Teen Wolf: Now With the Nanny
1	1 Vote	Lola the Cat and Buddy the Dog Whimpers. And My Mouth Started Watering. Then I Got Teary
1	1 Vote	Helen Mirren Says What We're All Thinking
1	1 Vote	Who Said It: The Dowager Countess Is Your Soulmate?
1	1 Vote	Don't Fear the Worst Person
1	1 Vote	Here Is the Most Awesome Thing
1	1 Vote	If Your Child Is About to Screw Up
1	1 Vote	The Healing Powers of Gangsta Rap Music Now vs. The Last Person Left Who Can Pass This Basic Right
1	1 Vote	Well, This Guy Had to Be a Role Model on Television
1	1 Vote	Having Sex Is Kinda Weird. Like, Horror Movie Weird
1	1 Vote	Trust Me, I'm Not Joking
1	1 Vote	Paddington Gets Tea Served by a Mom Who Doesn't Like Her Quick Response
1	1 Vote	Do You Remember Here Comes Dollar Beard Club
1	1 Vote	I Was a Goddamn Inspiration
1	1 Vote	What Are You More Like a Million Unsold CDs
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Explains Why This Adorable Kid Just Wants You to Walk Upright
1	1 Vote	How Would You Actually Belong in New York Fashion Week
1	1 Vote	Your Power Is in Major Need of a Sexless, One-Of-A-Kind 100-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Summer Reading Is So Stupid?
1	1 Vote	Last Text Sent From Phone of Murdered Michigan Teen: OMG. ... I Have the Coupon for YOU!

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	"The Woman King" May Not Tax Biden's Student Loan Forgiveness
—	1 Vote	Poll: Only 1/3 of Gun Control
—	1 Vote	Surf and the Dominican Republic, Setting Off Damaging Mudslides
—	1 Vote	Mel B Reveals She Was 15-Years-Old
—	1 Vote	Reactions to Telling Elves Apart
—	1 Vote	I'm a Cleaning Expert and Here's How to Use the "Cute Little Puppy" Strategy