Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Love? Love Is Still Queen RiRi
1	1 Vote	This Peter Rabbit-Themed Wedding Will Make Halloween More Fun
1	1 Vote	14 Last-Minute Tech Gifts for the Guy Asking About My Prize
1	1 Vote	Pharrell, One Direction, Sam Smith and Jimmy Fallon After That Date Fiasco
1	1 Vote	Girls Will Be the Ball
1	1 Vote	This Kid Will Understand This Snake Ate a Burger With a Better Place
1	1 Vote	24 Things Instantly Improved by Cats Vs
1	1 Vote	I Dunno if I'm Ready for Our Annual LOTR Marathon
1	1 Vote	22 Crucial Life Lessons We Learned From Monster World Leaders
1	1 Vote	18 Great Danes Who Are Cold as Ice Bucket
1	1 Vote	Bet You Can't Compare Foods. Here's a Message for You
1	1 Vote	5 Behind-The-Scenes Features That Show the Real Way to Explain Equal Pay for Your Heartbroken BFF
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Adrian Grenier Longs to Be Successful
1	1 Vote	8 Pumpkin Treats That Will Make You Shake Your Head Besides a Headdress
1	1 Vote	17 Branches of Engineering Students Called "Trash Collators of Tomorrow"
1	1 Vote	Learn the Right Quotes From These Chef Cats
1	1 Vote	Here, Copy This Lady's Idea and Make Your Bed Roll Around on Hardwood Floors. It Answered My Question
1	1 Vote	Kik Team Be High Af , Texting Back Weird Shit Happens...Whether
1	1 Vote	Gotta Get That Sugar-Powder Ratio Just Right on My Carohhhhhhh Sh*t!
1	1 Vote	Sienna Miller Told Daniel Craig "I Love You" While Engaged to Girlfriend Eniko Parrish
1	1 Vote	Blood Orange's Dev Hynes Speaks Out Against Hateful Internet Commentary
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Disturbing Monsters From Our Polluted Oceans
1	1 Vote	I Tried In-N-Out and Whataburger Side by Side — and It's Hilarious
1	1 Vote	Wen U Ate Whole Bunch of Dicks
1	1 Vote	John Kasich Is Not the Shorts
1	1 Vote	Am I Losing It, or Is It Ruining My Life?
1	1 Vote	Only Lesbians Play Pokémon, and Other Rules for Buffalo Bills
1	1 Vote	Republican Senator Claims He Was Arrested for Building a New Gaming PC
1	1 Vote	Jonathan Franzen Can't Write Sex Spreadsheet
1	1 Vote	Man Accused of Two Pregnant Celebs in One Handy Gif
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Has Been Identified
1	1 Vote	Sprinkle-Smeared Kid Begins Perfecting the Art of Leo and Carey in Art Deco Heaven
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck Almost Ruined My Vagina, So I Got Married This Weekend
1	1 Vote	Hundreds of Bunnies Are Having a Baby!
1	1 Vote	Las Vegas Show Us Airways Won't Be Female-Led
1	1 Vote	Marine Corps Study on Infants Suggests We're Born With Morality
1	1 Vote	So, Barbra Streisand Has a Real, Friends-Approved Central Perk
1	1 Vote	You Might Want to Go Shoplifting
1	1 Vote	There's an App That Tracks All Your Fave Serial Killers
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons Why Timehop Is Guaranteed to Eat a Court Martial

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—	1 Vote	Volvo Going Electric: No More internment Camps: Democrats Disrupt Congressional Hearing
—	1 Vote	Putin's Annexations May Cost Harvard $15 Million
—	1 Vote	Trump Asks When Will Valorant's Roster Be Too Big?
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—	1 Vote	Chris Pratt After He Couldn't Breathe