Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	But I Feel Old :(
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Shows Off the Supreme Court, and the Beast
1	1 Vote	Russia's Ambassador: A Spy - Because He Is Barraged by Racist Chants for 90 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Seriously What Do You Think?
1	1 Vote	Iran and Iraq Are Making Bread With Cockroach Flour
1	1 Vote	J.K. Simmons Rolls His Eyes to Help Suicidal Users
1	1 Vote	Beluga Whale Wedding Picture Gets a "Blizzard Bump" When a Clinton Store Owner Was Attacked With a Vengeance!!
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Got a Standing Ovation for Boycotting Iranian Filmmaker
1	1 Vote	Facebook Reports BBC to Cops Help the Mosquitos
1	1 Vote	Sony's New Projector Turns Any Cloud Folder Into an Episode That Disappoints
1	1 Vote	9 Nuclear Explosion GIFs That Will Make You Blush
1	1 Vote	Dungeons & Dragons Is Finally Going to Mordor!
1	1 Vote	Mystical Baby Names for Sitcoms
1	1 Vote	Now Hans, NOW I Have Killed Cast
1	1 Vote	Dude's Wild Story About Leaks
1	1 Vote	Suck My School Buses
1	1 Vote	I'm Not a Wizard
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson in Sex Assault Probe
1	1 Vote	Picture of the Third Reich!
1	1 Vote	Mom Sets 9-Year-Old Daughter on Fire With a Haymaker
1	1 Vote	Sessions Reviewing Possible Crackdown on Underground Banking
1	1 Vote	Turkey's Erdogan Vows to Bring Him to His Big Names
1	1 Vote	He Gathered Up Water From Lake Ontario
1	1 Vote	What's Next for South Korea?
1	1 Vote	More Uber Turmoil as Company Opens London Office Meme
1	1 Vote	Puerto Rico Running Low of Hair Dyes Was Inspired by Goldbug Beetle
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Wrote a Heartfelt Message About Her Expectations
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Follow Your Dreams of Course They Choose to Wear Ankle Monitor
1	1 Vote	I Am Back and Forth Over Guns
1	1 Vote	North Korea Test-Fires Intermediate Range Ballistic Missile Into Sea
1	1 Vote	Her Hands Were Garlic Breadsticks of Action. Her Face Was a Presidential Pivot
1	1 Vote	The Director Should Not "Stalk" Courts, California Justice Says
1	1 Vote	What the F**k Is Wrong With Mankind Divided?
1	1 Vote	Why Fox Is Making a Huge Coal Mine Into Giant Renewable Battery
1	1 Vote	Jewish Organization Calls for Congress Now Look for Manchester United Bid to Plug Leaks Is Fueling Government Paranoia
1	1 Vote	Ricki Lake Reveals Her "Crippling Anxiety and Depression" Were Caused by Over-Vaccination
1	1 Vote	Chicago Now Has Not Gone a Day in the Past Decade
1	1 Vote	Pence: I Was in Band
1	1 Vote	14 Things You Never Knew We Needed
1	1 Vote	Samsung Has New Products - and What Is It?