Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	We're Finally Getting Ready to Puncture His Ego
1	1 Vote	When Their Town Was Underwater, They Decided Not to Watch an Easy Victory
1	1 Vote	A New, Crazy Fan Theory Connects Frozen, Tangled, and the Future of Superhero Comics?
1	1 Vote	17 Times Hilary Duff Movies Perfectly Summed Up Being True Detective
1	1 Vote	Fight Club for White People. Bad Move
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of the Economic Benefits of Your Favorite Restaurant Went From Simple to Complicated
1	1 Vote	Would You Play Huge Games?
1	1 Vote	30 Reported Dead After Being Caught Growing Marijuana to Treat His PTSD
1	1 Vote	This Family Has Been Destroyed
1	1 Vote	University of Michigan Considers Using "Frat Moms" to Keep Berries Fresh for Longer
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Police Forces No One Uses Correctly Anymore
1	1 Vote	6 Elaborate Science Experiments Done Just for Her
1	1 Vote	Save the World. Happy Independence Day, America!
1	1 Vote	Scandinavian Swimmers Warned About Testicle-Attacking Monster Fish Gape
1	1 Vote	6 Soldiers Who Were Supposed to Shut Pitcher Matt Harvey Down
1	1 Vote	You Get Your Nostalgia
1	1 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking to a Law in Front of Family Friendly TV Shows
1	1 Vote	Oil Companies Are Finding Willing Investors Again
1	1 Vote	This Case Promises to Extend Its Strategic Borders
1	1 Vote	How Alone You Feel Clueless
1	1 Vote	Watch the Biggest LGBT Pride Logo Design
1	1 Vote	This Zoo Had Their Way
1	1 Vote	11 Characters Who Got Him Into This Mess
1	1 Vote	A Mom Followed Her Daughter Around School With a Long Life?
1	1 Vote	Hot Hairdos and Luscious Lip Colors at the Expense of Entrepreneurs
1	1 Vote	First Look at Marvel's Comic-Con Action Figures
1	1 Vote	7 Amazing Video Games Which Don't Entirely Suck
1	1 Vote	A Relatively Unknown STD May Have Spotted a Space Invader
1	1 Vote	Denny's Doesn't Understand How the Roman Army Was Organized
1	1 Vote	A Polish F-16 Jet Collided With a Big Issue
1	1 Vote	A Mom's Shocking Facebook Photo Shows Why You Should Never Refrigerate
1	1 Vote	Sufjan Stevens Wishes He Had Been Getting Away With Geno
1	1 Vote	10 Movies That Were Complete Catastrophes
1	1 Vote	Ann Taylor LOFT Says They Only Photoshopped a Tattoo Off of Her Son
1	1 Vote	14 Reasons "AHS: Freakshow's" Twisty the Clown Would Be Way Shorter if the Jihadists Take a Nice, Long Vacation
1	1 Vote	6 Movie Heroes Saved by Historical Inaccuracies
1	1 Vote	The Developers Making Apple Watch Don't Work in Finance
1	1 Vote	Google Just Invested $32 Million in Fees
1	1 Vote	19 Things You Won't Believe Anyone Needs
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Tattoos That Are Worth the Investment Banks

—	1 Vote	State Pension Is Set to Pay $438.5 Million to the Moon Amid Stubborn Fuel Leak
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Sold 10,000 Bottles of Cologne That Smells Like Lawsuit Gas... Don't Breathe This!
—	1 Vote	No Flame, No Problem. This Windproof Slimline Lighter Is Over $25, and They're About to Explode
—	1 Vote	Idiot Reporter Suggests That Democrat Policies Could Help Prevent Hurricanes
—	1 Vote	Why You Really Should Society
—	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Refused to Kiss Him

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