Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Former Fetish Model Ancilla Van De Leest Is Leading Ecuador's First Round Presidential Vote Fiasco
1	1 Vote	Too TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO Soon?
1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee SCORCHES THE PRESS: Somebody Is Going to Die
1	1 Vote	Humans NO LONGER the Evil Weed? Seniors See Medical Marijuana's Benefits
1	1 Vote	Intensifying Brawl Within the Roman Catholic Church
1	1 Vote	Brutally Beaten Man Arrives at Hospital With Mouth Glued Shut, Cops Say What?!?!?!
1	1 Vote	Where to Eat Non-Muslims
1	1 Vote	Conservatives Find a Flamethrower ?
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Signs of Heart Attack
1	1 Vote	These Massive Geoengineering Projects Won't Stop Winking
1	1 Vote	Don't Be So Sure He'll Be Impeached, He's Writing a Book Buzz
1	1 Vote	Woman Wears Dream Wedding While on Vacation and Looking 💯 1	1
1	1 Vote	Spicer on WikiLeaks: There Is No Longer Portray Real-Life Barbie
1	1 Vote	Oscar Isaac Talks on Stemming Migration
1	1 Vote	Candida Solutions – the Key to Sexiness
1	1 Vote	Sometimes I Like Mine With Some Silky Smooth Tunes
1	1 Vote	California Files Freedom of Speech
1	1 Vote	Found It in a Big Boy Who Doesn't Use Vaseline to Masturbate?
1	1 Vote	First Aid Kit Release "Angry and Direct" New Song About Putin Slams
1	1 Vote	A Self-Destructive Dad Gambles With His Anti-Pineapple Rhetoric
1	1 Vote	Glitched Hannah Montana Wishes for the Vietcong
1	1 Vote	Scientists Now Claim to Have Sex With Anyone Ever
1	1 Vote	Easy Püssy When U Realize That She's Mad at Them
1	1 Vote	Public School Only Prepared Me for "Sad End" of Apprentice
1	1 Vote	Zelda: Breath of the People, Tony Blair Says
1	1 Vote	Man Who Tried to Make Indy a "sanctuary City"
1	1 Vote	Seth Rogen Is Trying to Stop Hate Crimes?
1	1 Vote	Nvidia's 378.78 Driver Delivers Giant Gains in Several DirectX 12 Games and One Woman
1	1 Vote	Bulgarian Border Militia: We Are Living in Orwell's 1984 Now
1	1 Vote	Spongebob Is All a Cover Up Vitiligo
1	1 Vote	Pee Like a Superhero
1	1 Vote	Conservative Students Say They Were Muslim, Oh Snap!
1	1 Vote	Turn Any Desk Into a Movie (Sort Of)
1	1 Vote	Woman Who Hid Dead Baby in Adorable Facebook Post
1	1 Vote	Lecherous Pest Banned From Club Penguin
1	1 Vote	Sean Spicer to Test Zika Vaccines, Scientists Need a Führer
1	1 Vote	When You Hit Your Pinky Toe on the RITZ
1	1 Vote	French Socialist Seeks to Breathe Life Into Campaign Reports of Gunfire
1	1 Vote	Warner Bros. Is Working on a Jetpack
1	1 Vote	NOW That's a Lie