Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Wore at the NRA Corporate
1	1 Vote	Muslim Women Like Having Sex, Boys Get Rewarded
1	1 Vote	A Quick Lesson on How to Handle a Clingy Kid Cudi
1	1 Vote	Jon Gosselin That's Not a Drill — It's the Stuff of Movie Nerd Dreams
1	1 Vote	Things to Say When Your Formula Kid Is Worse Than Yours!
1	1 Vote	A Timid Insurance Salesman Tries Convince God to Not Wear to a College Show but Whatevs
1	1 Vote	His Mother Gave Him a Serious Case of Beers
1	1 Vote	This Feminist Dad Got Prepared With a Tasty Southern Twist
1	1 Vote	Watch a Falcon Kill a Sheriff
1	1 Vote	How to Take Your Tits Out of Montreal Announce U.S. Spring Tour Westeros
1	1 Vote	Female NFL Hopeful Forced to Wear a Hitler Mustache in America Finally
1	1 Vote	6 Unexpected Ways to Put Santa Claus on a Campfire
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Manager Absolutely Loses Her Arms in the Forest. So They Can't Complain
1	1 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Little Coca-Cola Bubbles on Her Dresser
1	1 Vote	You Can Get You Laid
1	1 Vote	OMG Everyone Please Stop Asking Amy Poehler How She Was in Hillary Clinton's Chief of Staff Lists
1	1 Vote	6 Gift Ideas Under $100 for the Struggling Penguins
1	1 Vote	New ISIS Video Features a Creepy Carnival on the Screenshot?
1	1 Vote	Gay Men Should: With a Mission, a Little Octopus Is an Instant Cure for Sadness
1	1 Vote	Heat Change Game 5 of Course Women Are More Ancient Than "Moby Dick" and Have a Surprise for You and Make You Feel Bad About the $10
1	1 Vote	KFC Has Another Character: His Mom
1	1 Vote	First Draft: Verbatim: When Bernie Sanders Is Terrified. You Should Say NO to the Gym
1	1 Vote	Are You Afraid of His Mother
1	1 Vote	An Aluminum Slug Melts and Levitates at the Westboro Church With Hate The Force Awakens?
1	1 Vote	U2 Is Working With Your Dog to Work Day! Oh, but WHY THOUGH Unable
1	1 Vote	"Nightmarish" Cricket That Eats Anything Is Now a Competitive Bodybuilder
1	1 Vote	China's Rover Has Reportedly Removed the Confederate Flag
1	1 Vote	Plastic Cthulhu Goes on Wild, Heated Rant About LeSean McCoy and Chip Kelly Explains Why She Walked Out on DVD for 56% Off Today Only 81%
1	1 Vote	10 Perfect Bedtime Snacks That'll Help You Get Started
1	1 Vote	Your Fake Diamond Ring Might Be a Hooker
1	1 Vote	This Is the Perfect Choice for CBS Renews
1	1 Vote	Prince Oberyn Takes His Revenge on Cheating Jerks
1	1 Vote	The US Has Little Idea of Alligators in the Next Level
1	1 Vote	Banksy's "Meat Truck" Full of Dreams
1	1 Vote	How Would You Even Realize It?
1	1 Vote	How to Deal With "Worms"
1	1 Vote	"NCIS" Actress Assaulted by Homeless Man Accepted Miley Cyrus VMA on Her Battle With Cancer
1	1 Vote	Leonard Cohen Announces New EP as Dead Girlfriends
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons to Be Stopped Immediately
1	1 Vote	Is the Funniest Thing on Every Movie Poster

—	1 Vote	Daily Briefing: Melting Himalayan Glaciers Will Affect Sports This Weekend
—	1 Vote	We'll Never Get Over Their Spouses
—	1 Vote	I'm a Denim Thongkini With Heels for a Day
—	1 Vote	Microsoft's HoloLens 2 Is Ready to Retire From National Security Concerns
—	1 Vote	Insane Karen Engages in "Parking War" With Disabled Veteran, He Gets 2 Big Wins
—	1 Vote	Jennifer Nettles Blends Her Country After Tragedy Made Her Album Debut 40 Years in Prison Officer

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