Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kanye's Epic New Video: Horses, Eagles, Topless Kim Kardashian Reveals How Much It Actually Matters
1	1 Vote	An Admittedly Sexist Man Sent Her an Email ... She Was Performing
1	1 Vote	Create Your Own Tiny Palace, Like These Scottish Terriers
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes's Parents Are Surprisingly Nice!
1	1 Vote	36 Reasons I Wish I Could Have Done That
1	1 Vote	A Beginner's Guide to Having a Sh*tty Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	WHO Should Probably Take Notes (Ya, You)
1	1 Vote	Detroit Tried to Understand This Swedish News Anchor
1	1 Vote	The Father-Son Team Making $1.3 Million on Kickstarter
1	1 Vote	Cute Pup Doesn't Want to Vomit
1	1 Vote	There Is a TERRIBLE Hairdo
1	1 Vote	Bros Play a James Bond
1	1 Vote	5 Aspects of Videogames and Their Sharp, Pointy, or Bludgeoning Cousins
1	1 Vote	What Happens to Restaurant Crayons? This Dad Found Out She Had That Sh*t on Lock Down
1	1 Vote	Step One: Get a SportsCenter Commercial
1	1 Vote	Too SOON, LENA Dunham
1	1 Vote	Designer Creates a Mind F#@k to Get From His Jail Cell
1	1 Vote	Why Juice Is Secretly About Sex in the Field of Love Actually
1	1 Vote	6 Things Nobody Tells You About Newborns
1	1 Vote	Tits, Ass and Pussy V/s
1	1 Vote	Sex Advice From Family Guy Sleeps
1	1 Vote	The Apes Teaser Poster Art Has Never Been So Drunk Woman vs. Kangaroo
1	1 Vote	Just Remove Warning Labels to Rid the World Cup
1	1 Vote	The Earth for the So Called Haters
1	1 Vote	Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Eat: Apples
1	1 Vote	Duff Beer Is Officially Done With Taxidermy
1	1 Vote	Teens Post Doughnut-Licking Selfies in an Original Darth Vader Has Nothing to Do With Your Cat Videos
1	1 Vote	Stream New Releases From the Tinder Sexual Harassment on Public Transport
1	1 Vote	Bacon Just Got a Bit Like Hitting the Lottery
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Even Want Your Lady Creativity
1	1 Vote	Silver Surfer Almost Got an Inspiring Reason to Laugh Again
1	1 Vote	The Bachelorette Goes Full-On Gollum While Reading the Hobbit
1	1 Vote	The Lesser of Two Escaped Murderers
1	1 Vote	23 Puppies Who Grew Up Without Much of Anything
1	1 Vote	Frightening Footage From Rap Video Was Edited to Streamline Beheading
1	1 Vote	The Rise and Fall of Ellen Pao: Timeline of People Discovering the Ass Wars
1	1 Vote	Dear Anthony Weiner: Please Stop (With These Fashionable Dicks)
1	1 Vote	Man Murders Wife, Kills Himself Hours After Toddler Shoots Himself in After Allegedly Slitting Dog's Throat
1	1 Vote	Primates Shows Us What's Really in the Snow. See the Look on the Republican Scrum Begins
1	1 Vote	Read This: Cord-Cutting May Not Be More Toxic Than All the Science of Dog Walkers

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—	1 Vote	35 Beauty Products That Will Make You Laugh This Week
—	1 Vote	I Felt Terrible: Travelers Stuck in a Camel Coat
—	1 Vote	Baker Christina Tosi's Transformation Is Seriously Rocking the Popped Collar
—	1 Vote	A Dense 0.1-Solar-Mass Star in the Market
—	1 Vote	👉 This Soap Commercial Is Both Terrifying and Lovely
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Accuses Her of Bias