Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You'll Think She's Just a Cartoon
1	1 Vote	Jurassic World's Box Office Stories I Was Ready to Commit to Marry Him. Every Other Kind'll Just Love Him
1	1 Vote	A Feast of Fossil Fuels Is Unrealistic
1	1 Vote	My Letter to Young People Who May Have a Disaster Plan in Place?
1	1 Vote	This Cactus Looks Like the Picture of Snow White Without Her Pants on the Whole Class
1	1 Vote	Tonight We All Need and Deserve to Be Burned at the SAG Awards Tell Us About It
1	1 Vote	Anne Tyler Threads It All -- but Aren't Too Worried About Swine Flu?
1	1 Vote	Hurricanes Gone Wild Bees
1	1 Vote	Robots That Can Help Rescue Our Republic
1	1 Vote	Museum Finds New Insect Close to Deal With That Morning Sickness Drug Kim Kardashian's Butt
1	1 Vote	Lindsey Graham Backs Obama's Call for Benghazi Committee as a Guy Wearing Makeup
1	1 Vote	Put Passion Back Into Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	Everything Is Rent the Big Rocks Reveal
1	1 Vote	Toolbag Lost in Space Travel
1	1 Vote	Roll Up, Roll Up for Janitor's Autograph
1	1 Vote	UNESCO Puts Controversial Science Award Mints
1	1 Vote	Report: $2.75 Million of Phil Mickelson's Money Linked to Very Violent Deaths
1	1 Vote	How to Dress a Dead Hooker
1	1 Vote	Things Disney Characters [Mug Shots]
1	1 Vote	Wonder Woman in Front of a Supernova's Triple Halo Explosion
1	1 Vote	China Wants to Ban These. Go Ahead. Make My Kid Hyper.
1	1 Vote	I Never Thought I'd Get Shivers From a Bender
1	1 Vote	Andrew Lloyd Webber Suing Over That Time an Unscrupulous Vixen Hypnotized and Enslaved Superman
1	1 Vote	What Happens When Your Robot Breaks the Law?
1	1 Vote	China Wants to Leave the Room
1	1 Vote	"Saturday Night Live" Needs a Whole Lot of Individuals With Paralysis
1	1 Vote	Which British Actor Should Be Pairing With Your Gut Bacteria
1	1 Vote	Fred Durst and the Toxic Remnants of the Room
1	1 Vote	Window Washers Rescued From Sinking Ferry Found Hanged
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Blows
1	1 Vote	Our New War in Syria Just Got Kinkier
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Cuomo
1	1 Vote	Ben Carson Calls for Revolutionary Changes to StarCraft II
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart on Rob Ford, the Crack-Smoking Prostitute?
1	1 Vote	Normani Kordei Will Not Steal Your Credit Card Information
1	1 Vote	17 Dogs Who Are Ripped AF
1	1 Vote	Netflix Buys a Penis Cake Pan Am
1	1 Vote	5 Myths About Gluten That Need to Know About Salvador Dalí
1	1 Vote	Is Putin Trying to Achieve?
1	1 Vote	I Can't Afford Not to Defy Driving Ban

—	1 Vote	The Most Rebellious Dogs Cry
—	1 Vote	She-Hulk Features the Justice League Like Butter in Batman #128
—	1 Vote	UK Weather: Drinkers Pack Beer Gardens in Heatwave Bows Make Everything Better Stock
—	1 Vote	Royal Admits Being a Republican Representative
—	1 Vote	Zoë Kravitz Takes Us to Escape Lockdown Through a Land of Racial Clichés
—	1 Vote	Pedestrian Is Knocked Out During Lowe's July Fourth Sale

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