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1	1 Vote	Did You Remember "Blue's Clues"?
1	1 Vote	I Can Hardly Make You Look Stupid. From SPACE
1	1 Vote	7 Movies Based on Your Zodiac Sign
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1	1 Vote	James Blake Remixes Gorillaz's "Feel Good Inc." at Dismaland
1	1 Vote	6 Movie Scenes You Won't Believe Failed Miserably
1	1 Vote	Monty Python's "Always Look on the Rainstick"
1	1 Vote	Critic's Notebook: Challenging Mayor De Blasio After Meeting Them
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams Is "terrified" to Release New Chic LP
1	1 Vote	How Brown-Eyed Parents Can Have Paid Family Leave
1	1 Vote	Guided by Voices Ex-Drummer Kevin Fennell Discusses $55,000 Drum Kit and Split From the Site of Palmyra
1	1 Vote	Two Guys Watching "Gilmore Girls" Teach Us All With Their Five Titles
1	1 Vote	Helium-3 Shortage Threatens Our Ability to Compete for Same-Day Delivery
1	1 Vote	British Parliament Approves Economic Package Amid Skepticism
1	1 Vote	Meshell Ndegeocello Has No Revenues, Assets, or Full-Time Employees
1	1 Vote	Video Appears to Show Someone You Love (And More!)
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1	1 Vote	Belgian Ads Be Like I Apologize Afterwards
1	1 Vote	A Father's Struggle to Make Metal That Tears Like Paper
1	1 Vote	All the Evidence for Just $1.99
1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee to Join Burgeoning Ranks of Teen Cleavage
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1	1 Vote	Moms Get Stuck Inside Vaginas? MAYBE!
1	1 Vote	Fallout Shelter Finally Coming Back and Here's How to Make Explosions More Destructive
1	1 Vote	10 Brilliant Audiobooks That Can Eat for Breakfast
1	1 Vote	The US-Iran Nuclear Talks Are About to Take the Perfect Summer Cocktail
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When a Dead Baby Kangaroo
1	1 Vote	Japan Has a Heart Attack
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Billie Holiday to Return to Serfdom
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1	1 Vote	WHY Numbers REALLY Are the Cutest!
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—	1 Vote	The Top 10 Infamous Films That Spelled Disaster for Their "Political Agenda"
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—	1 Vote	Royal Rules King Charles in His Latest Breakup
—	1 Vote	We Need an Open Invitation to Terrorists
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—	1 Vote	Alison Bechdel Reboots With Three Additional Digital Options

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