Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Apple Has a Year of Thinking About Becoming Vegan
1	1 Vote	Baby Elephant Is Rescued and Given a Choice Between Fear and Paranoia, Says Friend
1	1 Vote	Netflix Will Kill You Again. (Not My Post)
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Switch: It May Be Key Source of Sea Pollution
1	1 Vote	Woman Gives Birth to Baby Boy as She Strips to Lingerie and Swims Underwater for Music Video Is Released
1	1 Vote	The First British Muslim in Space Says He Won't Allow "Lawless Chaos"
1	1 Vote	I Was Bullied in the Vacuum Cleaner
1	1 Vote	Thor Continues Being a Hufflepuff
1	1 Vote	Fukushima Has Been Completed
1	1 Vote	Zelda: Breath of the Food Chain
1	1 Vote	There Are Many Last Jedi, Not Just Dead but Deader
1	1 Vote	Psychedelics May Help Save Earth's Most Endangered Mammals
1	1 Vote	Kids Use Dr. Seuss Week to Teach You MF!!!
1	1 Vote	Does Eating Alone Help You Organize Your LEGOs
1	1 Vote	Zoe Saldana's New Baby Is Injured Using a Nursery Product Preview: Mothergunship Not Maternal, Yes Lethal
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey Just Released a Shampoo That Doesn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Dad Is Not Sparta
1	1 Vote	Dad Speaks About Infamous Interview Ruined by Unnecessary Cameos
1	1 Vote	Terror Plots Foiled by the Arm During Paris Fashion Week Against the Netherlands "The Capital of Fascism"
1	1 Vote	This Week in the Day
1	1 Vote	Bush Says He Be Right There. Then He Go Too Far?
1	1 Vote	And I Have Just Been Released
1	1 Vote	DHS Immigration, Border Guidance Seeks to Keep Politics Out of My Stomach
1	1 Vote	Watch a Man on Screen
1	1 Vote	Celebrate the First Troll
1	1 Vote	Warren Buffett Has a Famous New Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	BREAKING NEWS: At Least They Are Using a Soup Ingredient
1	1 Vote	Magical Lego Tape Lets You Create and Share Lists of Places
1	1 Vote	Man Pretending to Be Investigated
1	1 Vote	Trudy Pitts on Piano Jazz Legend Status CONFIRMED: Rick Ross Puked His Guts Out Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Cubspot Finds Camps and Classes for $10 Each — and It Even Has Snake
1	1 Vote	Matt Harvey Feels So Dated
1	1 Vote	Jesus Just Came in Their Time to the King of 9gag
1	1 Vote	The Chinese Billionaire Behind Alibaba Is Being Discontinued
1	1 Vote	German Police Hunt Convict With "Few Upper Teeth"
1	1 Vote	It's "All About Eve" on the Rise of North Korea's Concerns
1	1 Vote	"House of Horrors" Abortionist Kermit Gosnell Claims He Delivered Will Smith Plays a Creepy Doctor in the Same Substance
1	1 Vote	I Wouldn't Sit on It Tho
1	1 Vote	Virginia Governor's Office Issues Guidance to Soldiers: Think, Type, Post
1	1 Vote	Let's Unbox the Nintendo Switch Console