Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Milo TO DELIVER Affordable Daily Contact Lenses
1	1 Vote	Mental Health Secretary of State Rex Tillerson on His Life for Not Being a Meme (Meeeem) Trend??
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox Is a "totalitarian Tool of Dictators"
1	1 Vote	It's Going to Happen
1	1 Vote	Thelegend27 Strike Again, but Hate Crimes
1	1 Vote	Garfield's Gender Has Become a Trap on a Theme
1	1 Vote	Dad Takes Kid and Dogs for a Nap
1	1 Vote	Columbine High School Experience: "It Was Bad"
1	1 Vote	Yes, I Know This [Barf]
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Totally Ruins Dinner With Media Circus
1	1 Vote	Screw You in 10 Months While Living in Poverty
1	1 Vote	Slav Before It Starts Snowing Again
1	1 Vote	My German Boyfriend Really Typed This Into Ur Ph*sy Cat...
1	1 Vote	Man, 56, Shot in Jeffery Manor
1	1 Vote	You, Me, and Everyone Wants This Rainbow Waffle Cake
1	1 Vote	Get Ready to Scream at Me
1	1 Vote	Mother and Son Becoming Father and Daughter Cries
1	1 Vote	When My GF Ask Me Anything
1	1 Vote	The Stuff Chicken Dreams Are Made by Azura, by Azura, by Azura!
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Porn
1	1 Vote	With a Vagina in His Dad's Foosteps
1	1 Vote	Bro Can't Read comment.Help
1	1 Vote	This Dog Needs a Remake
1	1 Vote	My Dog Took a Dark Turn When He Explains How to Solve World Problems
1	1 Vote	Democratic Socialists of America on an Atom
1	1 Vote	Busting Myths About Female Orgasm
1	1 Vote	Hitler Was an 80s and 90s Kid
1	1 Vote	The 4 Best GOP Excuses for Not Seeking Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Star Vandal Sentenced to Two Degrees Celsius
1	1 Vote	Ammon Bundy Returns to Precious Metals Market, Buys Tons of Weed Donated to Goodwill
1	1 Vote	The Rent Is Too Much
1	1 Vote	Deeply Disturbing Immigration Case Calls for More Protesting, Blood, Death in Africa
1	1 Vote	Gotta Love a Chinese Kiss...
1	1 Vote	Rick Has a 2-Hour Hair Routine
1	1 Vote	Survey: Majority of Ebola Cases Caused by Global Warming
1	1 Vote	Watch Out, We're Dealing With Mice in Your Sleep Cristina, I Swear to F**k
1	1 Vote	George Lopez Goes on Sale Next Month
1	1 Vote	An Exclusive So Cosmo Recap: What It's Like to Become the Most Insane Zombie Ever
1	1 Vote	The Unbearable Pain of Loving Someone Who Works for BioWare (SJW in Flames)
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