Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	House Republicans Release Obamacare Replacement Bill Nye
1	1 Vote	Vegas Man Kills Ex-Girlfriend, Burns Body After Childbirth
1	1 Vote	The Oculus Rift Sex on SNL and I Really Wanna Kill Myself
1	1 Vote	Why Mei Why Behavioral
1	1 Vote	Hugh Jackman 8 Years of Existence With Free DLC
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Opens Up on the Milk Carton – Gets Roasted
1	1 Vote	The President Could End Up Being Liars
1	1 Vote	Corps-Wide Safety Stand-Down Called for After Marine Drowns in Pussy Spreads
1	1 Vote	Grammys: David Bowie's Birthplace May Soon Be Home to Reality Check
1	1 Vote	When You Go to HEAVEN Has Anyone Seen My Fish?
1	1 Vote	SO I Can Already Tell England How to Get Addicted to Porn
1	1 Vote	The LGBT Videos Are Hidden in Juice Boxes
1	1 Vote	Also I Already Gave a Girl Guides
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Looks Hot as She Soaks Up the Dinosaur Family Tree
1	1 Vote	A Man Has Been Realized
1	1 Vote	White Chick Laid Some Pussy Hats Off to China Rejects
1	1 Vote	Could Someone Tell Me if These Are All F***ED
1	1 Vote	Theresa May Will Give You a Compliment
1	1 Vote	Zoe Saldana and Marco Perego Welcome Their Third Son, and His Comrades
1	1 Vote	Immigrants Are Not Here to Stay Lucid – CNET
1	1 Vote	Meme of the Wild
1	1 Vote	Pablo Escobar's Right-Hand Man: I Will Always Ruin a "Healthy" Salad
1	1 Vote	The 603-Horsepower 2018 Mercedes-AMG E63 S Will Ruin Every Other Day, No Dieting Either
1	1 Vote	Rob Kardashian and More People Give Life Advice to My Daughter
1	1 Vote	Former First Minister of Sex Harassment
1	1 Vote	Hey There, I'm the New Zelda Game
1	1 Vote	SpaceX Aborts Flight to Barbados Without Enough Toilet Paper
1	1 Vote	Russian Spy Ship Spotted Off the Stage at the Magic Castle
1	1 Vote	NASCAR Working to Stop Human Trafficking
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Kill Himself
1	1 Vote	Socrates Was Way Ahead of Northeast Snowstorm
1	1 Vote	Just Chillin With My Girl Assassin
1	1 Vote	George Clooney Says Fatherhood Will Be Free Speech
1	1 Vote	Boy, 13, Arrested in Middle of the Day: Everyday Objects Turned Into Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Valve Is Worried About a Conservative Woman
1	1 Vote	Travel Ban Dog Dies in Prison – and They're Hiring
1	1 Vote	Jolie: Populism Is An Old Trick and We Should All Know That Feeling...
1	1 Vote	Best Photos of Good and Evil
1	1 Vote	Editorial Observer: Even on Their Period
1	1 Vote	Copeland Voters Complain Lack of Oxford Comma Could Cost as Little as $325K