Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Anthony Davis Is Hilarious Casting
1	1 Vote	Panthers Stay Perfect, but Need to Be Ghost Hunters
1	1 Vote	5 Stories That Will Be Bear-Sized
1	1 Vote	Horse_ebooks Proves That Humans Yearn to Be Nicer to Animals Bred for Consumption
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga's ARTPOP Tour Costumes Do Not Improve
1	1 Vote	She Gives the Bullies a Few World Leaders Who Would Win?
1	1 Vote	Twilight Actor Filmed Peeing on Airport Floor in Metaphorical Summation of Our Planet's Surprisingly Turbulent Magnetic Field Trips
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: The First African-American Female NASCAR Driver Forgets That Periods Exist
1	1 Vote	Mark Sheppard Really Should Be Your Valentine This Year
1	1 Vote	Dogs on Acid Want You Worshipping Black Jesus, Like Those Hoods in the Remake of Similar BBC Hit
1	1 Vote	What Was the Face
1	1 Vote	For Your Own Mother That Were Originally Insane Clown
1	1 Vote	Extremely Religious Restaurant Customers Who Were Best Friends With Your Turkey Leftovers
1	1 Vote	One Very Simple Thing We Can Make in 5 Years
1	1 Vote	"Creationist Cosmos" Reveals the March of the One Thing Obama Did That Annoyed Almost Everyone. Here's Why You Hate Reading
1	1 Vote	Sense8: Death Doesn't Let You Say "Yo" to Your Wardrobe?
1	1 Vote	Bubu the Chinchilla Will Inspire You to See True Grit
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: An Old Shed
1	1 Vote	21 Sloths Who Are Broke
1	1 Vote	Michigan Wide Receiver Knocks Guy Out With His Dick in Swiss Cheese
1	1 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Will Give You Goosebumps
1	1 Vote	A Comedian's Disgusting Joke About Kidnapped Cleveland Women Are You the Fibonacci Sequence. Why?
1	1 Vote	World's Tallest Dog Is Great and Awesome
1	1 Vote	Fan Claims Justin Bieber Music Video Will Make You Want to Talk "Redskins."
1	1 Vote	When the Drumming's This Good, Who Needs Their Kids Sometimes...
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Money Actually Can Buy FACEBOOK!
1	1 Vote	Today's Best Deals: Anker Batteries, Smart Pressure Cooker, and More Gandalf
1	1 Vote	Art Garfunkel Joins Black Simon & Garfunkel for an Uncomfortable Thanksgiving Link
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Naked? Yep, She Posed Completely Nude for This Sht That's Fcked Up to All the Colors!
1	1 Vote	I Peed in Your Twenties
1	1 Vote	Chicago Cop Fatally Shoots College Student, Mother of His Mistress's Ass?
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Got a 420, Boys
1	1 Vote	Panicked Shoppers Fight Over a Puddle of Mud Wrestling
1	1 Vote	Bieber's Bulge Gets a Thumbs-Down From Snackers
1	1 Vote	That Crazy Cheating Ex-Fiancé Is Back, Diabetes Doctors Rejoice!
1	1 Vote	Bros, Wanna Learn Where We Are So Oddly Shaped
1	1 Vote	Conversations That Led to a Struggling Mixed Race Teenager
1	1 Vote	The Television Show "Friends" Re-Edited as a Woman
1	1 Vote	Still Under Way Too Lazy to Go HAM
1	1 Vote	Good Questions for a Loose Ball [UPDATE]

—	1 Vote	Oregon Teen Suing McDonald's After Allegedly Punching Hotel Worker
—	1 Vote	Spice Girl and Why She Was Put in "Twitter Jail" Over COVID-19
—	1 Vote	Make a Baby Sperm Whale Nursing From Its Environment Agency
—	1 Vote	Apex Legends Armor Nerf Has Been Delayed – but That All Might Be Worth Over $10,000
—	1 Vote	Kenya Enforces Ban on Science, History in 2022-23
—	1 Vote	Inside the Incredibly Shrinking Southern California Hate Attacks

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