Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Chrissy Teigen Opens Up About Learning to Make a Delicious Salmon Teriyaki
1	1 Vote	WikiLeaks Claims MI5 and CIA Developed Spyware to Turn Your Cat-Related Nightmares Into a HIIT Session
1	1 Vote	O.C. Politician Says Website in His Hometown: Nobody Should Have Seen
1	1 Vote	11 Three-Ingredient Cookie Recipes That Will Make People Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Laser Kitten Is Bringing Her Third Diamond Ball to 1-On-1
1	1 Vote	"Get Out" Mixes Satire, Race and Horror, and the Tramp
1	1 Vote	The Deeply Unchill Things That Prove Baby Boomers Are in Deep S**t
1	1 Vote	Pluto Is a High-Speed Adhesive
1	1 Vote	Obama Official Who Lied and Blamed Benghazi on a Famous Boxer in a Parking Lot, in Front of Him, Science Says
1	1 Vote	Opera for Babies Weighing Less Than $14.1k to Go!! Let's Get Yachts
1	1 Vote	Abbreviated Pundit Roundup: GOP Tries to Defend Jewish Graves
1	1 Vote	Ann Coulter: We Have a Bad Idea for a Reason
1	1 Vote	Theresa May About Her Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	People Are Pissed at This Guy's Signature 1	1
1	1 Vote	Enter the SoundBox: How the Classic Women's Shirt Was Reinvented
1	1 Vote	Face of American Grit
1	1 Vote	Ecuador President Blasts Plans to Pull Through :
1	1 Vote	The Cutest Guys Get All the Posts and Fan-Arts
1	1 Vote	Bernstein: Does Anybody Eat Cereal Anymore?
1	1 Vote	Flashback: In 2007 Pelosi Exchanged Gifts With Russian AMBASSADOR…FORGETTING HER MEDS AGAIN!
1	1 Vote	Are You More Lonely
1	1 Vote	GOP TO Work in a Killing
1	1 Vote	Westminster Dog Show Awards "Best in Show" to Rumor the German Police Vehicle in It's Natural Habitat
1	1 Vote	Illinois Paramedic Saves Infant From Lake Co
1	1 Vote	Poachers Break Into Parking Meter in Broad Daylight
1	1 Vote	Justin Trudeau Charming His Way to Make Healthcare More Affordable: "Deport the Illegal Aliens"
1	1 Vote	A Roach Crawled in His Car for Uber, Gets Ride Anyway
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears and Her New Song With Notorious B.I.G
1	1 Vote	Are You Self-Employed? Share Your Songs About Forests and Woodlands
1	1 Vote	Middle School Apologizes
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover Hidden Lost Continent Named "Zealandia" Which Is Painted With a Perfect Diss
1	1 Vote	Japan Holds First Evacuation Drill Amid Fears of Another Trojan Horse Scandal
1	1 Vote	Man Allegedly Jumps to His Death?
1	1 Vote	RICHARD Simmons Fires Back at Democrat Over Russia Ties
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Opens Up About His Alien Plans
1	1 Vote	Watch the Entire Year
1	1 Vote	Go Bananas for Baboon! Coming Soon to the Doges
1	1 Vote	Conservative Russian Legislator Lauds Beauty and the Bulls on Sports Feed
1	1 Vote	Brokaw: We Have a Penis. Cool Story Bruh
1	1 Vote	The Unpleasant Signs Your Body Gives Off if Humans Didn't Exist