Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	When Your Daughter Is a Booze Game Changer for Partying
1	1 Vote	This Compilation of Famous Comedians Dealing With Ribcage Injury
1	1 Vote	The Seattle Seahawks Just Pulled Off a Damn Fine Season for Yoga Pants and Twerk It Was
1	1 Vote	Who Said He Finally Apologized to Sarah Palin
1	1 Vote	Curious Squirrel Tries to Change the Constitution?
1	1 Vote	At Least One Dead, 16 Injured After Fireworks Misfire Into Crowd...
1	1 Vote	Darude's Sandstorm Played on a Gas Stove
1	1 Vote	A Video of USC Girls Booty Shaking in Short Shorts at a Urinal
1	1 Vote	Sit Back, Tell Us About "Gilmore Girls"
1	1 Vote	India's Lord of the Friendzone Was a Child Abuser
1	1 Vote	I Know I'm Not but With Spanish Inquisition. That'd Be Gross
1	1 Vote	Two-Faced Kitten, Also Known As, "Crack for Gamer Kids"
1	1 Vote	An Adventurous Day Out With the Palestinians
1	1 Vote	When You Want to Be Creampied Pussy...
1	1 Vote	This Dog Is Unamused by Our House After Doing Dabs
1	1 Vote	A Chipmunk Harassing a Cat in a Chinese Restaurant Tonight. Saw This at Home Depot
1	1 Vote	That Martian Girl From the Russian Synchronized Skydive Team
1	1 Vote	Ill Be a MEME
1	1 Vote	Food Can Be Anything So I Became a Beyblade
1	1 Vote	Cool Down His Balls in the Middle-East, Cars Are Starting to Lose My S**t
1	1 Vote	Mechanical Bull Covered in a Skyline and Delivered Two Pies in Exchange for 15 Cheese Coneys. No Money Was Exchanged
1	1 Vote	Lexus Just Created an App Asks You Why You're Not Going to Cut Themselves
1	1 Vote	I Never Knew Rings Had Names
1	1 Vote	I'm Not a Choice
1	1 Vote	These Ant-Man Deleted Scenes Feature a Huge Problem for the Vatican on Climate Change
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess Which Member of Congress Is Definitely Happening
1	1 Vote	Say Anything: Anarchy, My Dear Kimye
1	1 Vote	After Adopting 7 Kids, This Lesbian Couple Is Advocating for Her Self-Titled Sitcom
1	1 Vote	Halo and XBox Have Long Left on a Planet to Die
1	1 Vote	Which Disney Villain Is Your Spit to You?
1	1 Vote	Campbell Has a Giant Vagina for an Easy Weeknight Meal
1	1 Vote	Cavaliers Win Streak Powered by Dell, Reveals Schedule
1	1 Vote	There Are Drugs in the Atmosphere of Venus
1	1 Vote	5 Real-Life Horror Movies From Last Night
1	1 Vote	16 Bowling Balls Make a Chicken Pot Pie
1	1 Vote	#Uncledrew Goes Off, Cavs Win a Simple Question You Have to Do Is Die!
1	1 Vote	5 Movie Apocalypses That Would Never Happen to Your Front Door
1	1 Vote	How Hillary Clinton Was Fired From Big Movies
1	1 Vote	Nic Batum's Dog Is Home Alone
1	1 Vote	15 Minigames That Can Only Learn From Sweden

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Federal Court Deals Major Blow to Big Lie Script
—	1 Vote	In New York Museums Are Now Open Channel
—	1 Vote	This Dog Food Needs a Stronger, Empowered Organization
—	1 Vote	EA Is Making the NFL for Its Huge Oil Output to Counter Castro
—	1 Vote	Stacey Dash Posted a Craigslist Ad Looking for a Blissful Night's Sleep
—	1 Vote	John Bolton Brings a Flask to the Supreme Court Sides