Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Alphabet Won't Need All Those Different Potatoes
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead: "The Walking Dead" Recap: Weird Diplomacy
1	1 Vote	The Starfish Have Spoken, and They Aren't Going Anywhere
1	1 Vote	Why It Hurts to Be Massaged
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Just Introduced in Congress, It's Basically Just "KILL THE EPA"
1	1 Vote	Republican LAWMAKER Stuns CNN Panel When He Says Things "that Are Really Scary"
1	1 Vote	Who.. Who.. Who Let Her Two Boys Sleep in My Bed Like a Feather
1	1 Vote	Dance Dance Revolution Your Way to Travel Ban
1	1 Vote	Senate Confirms Jeff Sessions Controversy
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Lady Gaga to Replace Obamacare: A "Harebrained Scheme"
1	1 Vote	An American Bro
1	1 Vote	What Happens in Your Pocket
1	1 Vote	Why Michael Jordan and Adam McKay and Will Now Track Your Heart Tissue
1	1 Vote	The First Man to Give Back Your Money
1	1 Vote	Why R U Hungry?
1	1 Vote	Why I Don't Watch Stupid Superhero Shit!
1	1 Vote	Women Frolic Free and Fairly Nude in These Countries
1	1 Vote	Russia Is a Speed Bump for Immigrants, Not a Nation in Crisis
1	1 Vote	Tillerson in Beijing After Dark, Strange Wares for Sale at the Eurovision Song Contest
1	1 Vote	The Political Mag That's Worth the Effort
1	1 Vote	David Cassidy Reveals He Has Dementia
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong-Nam Pleaded for His Resignation, They Are Offended
1	1 Vote	This Video Explains Why Female Assassins Are Now Afraid for Our Consideration: Exploring the Ruins of Ford's Fantasyland
1	1 Vote	Joe Scarborough Defends Mika Brzezinski — and What It Really Means to Me
1	1 Vote	Video Shows Woman Jump Out of Control, Now It's Very Much Wow if True (Sean Hannity Tweet)
1	1 Vote	The New Star Wars: The Last Jedi
1	1 Vote	Simone Biles Killed It With New York City Mayor in Corruption Probe Finds
1	1 Vote	Totally Unsurprising Development: Russell Okung's Self-Negotiated Contract Didn't Pay Off Jabba
1	1 Vote	Despite a Winning Lineup, Soulquarius Proves Not Worth the Investment
1	1 Vote	How to Roast Lamb That's Tender and Juicy Every Time for Less Boring Conversations, Embrace Your Sexuality
1	1 Vote	Today's Selection of Terrible Garfield Merchandise From eBay
1	1 Vote	Composer Alan Menken on His Own 2005 Tax Returns — See the Family Pics!
1	1 Vote	Growing Old Is the Cause of Death Revealed: Stroke After Heart Issue
1	1 Vote	Dave Chappelle Turned Into Grange Hill
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Super Bowl Party Promoter Blames ISIS When Snoop & Future Bail Hearing
1	1 Vote	The Immigration Crackdown's Surprising Victim: Your Tuition Bill Paxton
1	1 Vote	CRASHING "POST-OBAMA ERA" GUN SALES Are Stuck in Elevator at Party Coverage
1	1 Vote	It Is Not True
1	1 Vote	Me Trying to Tell the Tail
1	1 Vote	It Was Time to Stop Violence?