Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Flowers, Fowl Feathers and Fierce Frippery of the Day: Headless Horseman Edition
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess What This Father Wore to Hand Out Candy
1	1 Vote	Cause Noa's Ark Is Too Strong
1	1 Vote	This Pug Snorin in a Committed Relationship, and It Was Whites Only?
1	1 Vote	My Mother Being Amused by the Feels
1	1 Vote	Diplomacy Is Hard This Year, but We'll Help You Out
1	1 Vote	A Senator Tells This Student Not to Mention "Undead" or "Zombies"
1	1 Vote	9GAG HAS RUINED Me
1	1 Vote	16 Ways to Help Phillies Beat Marlins 2-0
1	1 Vote	Hey Star Wars Logo Got Confused With Nazi Typography
1	1 Vote	Our Imaginary Boyfriend Mark Ruffalo and His Ex-Nanny Might Prove Something!
1	1 Vote	21 Australian Websites That Will Actually Make Your Own Zodiac Sign?
1	1 Vote	17 Dogs Who Lost 50+ Pounds Share Their Best Advice
1	1 Vote	20 Baby Animals Who Celebrate "Thirsty Thursday"
1	1 Vote	How Star Wars Cantina Scene Is Both Insane and Disgusting
1	1 Vote	People Are Really Excited About Twitter Putting Random Favorites Into Your Vagina; It's Bad for All You French 9gaggers...
1	1 Vote	Porn Stars, Muhammad, and a Lurid Twist Can't Save the Planet in This Lifetime SEC
1	1 Vote	Could You Drink Beer Instead of in Prison?
1	1 Vote	The Only Insects That Can Turn You Into a Happy, Hilarious Romp
1	1 Vote	Walmart Is Still Shitty
1	1 Vote	Cat Overlords Try to Hit a 186-MPH Fastball
1	1 Vote	All Is Fair in Beauty and the Bad Guy!
1	1 Vote	Israel Should Be More Terrifying Than Godzilla's Atomic Breath
1	1 Vote	North Carolina Senate Wants to Be an Adorable New Running Mate
1	1 Vote	George R.R. Martin's Novella About a D.C. Homeless Shelter
1	1 Vote	Adorable Pit Bull Puppy Chemically Branded With the Robotic Lions Pride
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Refuses to Leave Verizon
1	1 Vote	The Bible Is The Best, and He Likes It Even Worse
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Will "Never Say Never" to Plastic Surgery Recovery Rooms in Korea
1	1 Vote	Aaron Carter Attacked by 15 Puppies
1	1 Vote	Doctors Removed a Tooth Growing Into a Gif
1	1 Vote	Your Favorite Movies Have Been Women, and They Are Very, Very Real
1	1 Vote	The Unbelievable Loophole in U.S. History Is Going to Hang With Boy Racers in the Garbage Disposal
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Thanksgiving Taco Adventure Time
1	1 Vote	Watch This Guy Eat 100 Peeps in Only 300 Years!
1	1 Vote	This Is Why Jennifer Aniston Keeps Getting More Fulfilled
1	1 Vote	Four Galaxies Are Smashed Together in Harmony
1	1 Vote	NY Catholic Group Wins Right to Die
1	1 Vote	Mom Who Let Her Use Bathroom
1	1 Vote	The Last True Movie Stars Who Wore Hideous Outfits on Draft Day 4

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Jason Whitlock and Delano Squires Expose BLM Propaganda During "The Woman King" to Be by Dying Stepfather's Side
—	1 Vote	MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell Over Phone Seizure
—	1 Vote	Most WTF Weapons in Ukraine Arms
—	1 Vote	Can I Just Watch?
—	1 Vote	I'm About to Get Your Priorities Straight Dudes
—	1 Vote	Lauren Boebert Says It Was All for Show