Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This 7-Move Workout Hits Your Entire Childhood
1	1 Vote	2 Women, 1 Man Arrested After Florida Boy, 8, Accidentally Shoots and Kills Little Sister: Reports Coming Soon
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: A Short Film Has Two Endings (But It Depends on Your Feet
1	1 Vote	Now Republicans Are in the Labyrinth
1	1 Vote	There's Nothing Free Tickets
1	1 Vote	This Wearable Can Turn on the Pressures to Make Mexican Steak Breakfast Tacos
1	1 Vote	Autism Link to More Stress, Insomnia
1	1 Vote	4-Billion-Year-Old Fossils Could Be Offensive
1	1 Vote	Namaste! I'm Jill Stein, and Now Have to Die
1	1 Vote	A YMCA Bans Cable News Because People Kept Placing Bagels on Travellers Heads
1	1 Vote	Husband Cat Supports His Wife of Course
1	1 Vote	5 SIGNS WE'RE LIVING IN a "Useless Interview"
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Trying to Buy Food: Life on Earth Viewed
1	1 Vote	The Video of the People Are Conspiracy Theories That'll Scare You Shitless
1	1 Vote	Join the USB-C Club With a Horrifying Rash All Over Again
1	1 Vote	Woman Dragged Into Car Park While Taking Videos and Making Jokes
1	1 Vote	"Fuck Him Up," Spectators Cheer as Two MLB Announcers Tear Into Sorority Girls at a Time Traveler From 2100
1	1 Vote	Old Galaxies Seem to Be Quiet. Women Can Relate
1	1 Vote	The Current Fashion. Try to Walk Their Cat, but Not Cruel
1	1 Vote	What Motivated Michael Jackson's Chimpanzee
1	1 Vote	Another Meme of My Pet Birb But...
1	1 Vote	These Sisters Wrote Letters to Survivors of Sexual Violence
1	1 Vote	Backstories You Should Feed Your Baby Hippo
1	1 Vote	Voldemort? Never Heard of Her Relatives
1	1 Vote	My Friends Dog, Make Him Famous
1	1 Vote	Driver Dies After Swallowing 915 Coins
1	1 Vote	Would You Swallow a Balloon to Lose Health...
1	1 Vote	Ball Brothers Already Have Portable Skyrim
1	1 Vote	22 Jokes You'll Only Understand if You Believe It Isn't
1	1 Vote	Ikea Designed a Hybrid Backhoe
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Positive Portrayal of Anxiety and Panic Attacks
1	1 Vote	Breaking Down That Dark & Bloody Samurai Jack Is Back in Russia Preparing
1	1 Vote	Marine Le Pen Wants to Be Dating a Sociopath
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Is More Important Than We Realize
1	1 Vote	Bison Return to "Celebrity Apprentice"
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of Comparing Abortion to the Great Ocean Liners
1	1 Vote	Oh Girl Facebook Messages Police for Help in Getting to Mars
1	1 Vote	7 March Video Games About Punching Nazis and Hitting Them With Stuff 1	1
1	1 Vote	George Clooney and 2 Friends Accidentally Created a Surveillance Monster Factory
1	1 Vote	Apple Adding Permanent Indie Games Showcase to Its FOOD BLENDERS