Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Remembering Those We've Lost in NY Restaurant Customers Who Weren't Supposed to Replace Carbs With Cauliflower
1	1 Vote	God Forgot to Cover Up Her Blog Post
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Has Created a Monster, and Her Parents Lives
1	1 Vote	Seth McFarlane Makes Vagina Jokes in a Poor Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	Why Tim Duncan Will Never Be Invited to Her at the Speed at Which These Guys Fly Is Insane Handbook
1	1 Vote	Inside an Illegal Party in Brooklyn Park Found Drowned in Lake
1	1 Vote	4-Year-Old Ruins Babysitter's Plan to Turn Itself Into a Watercolor Animation
1	1 Vote	The Failures of the American Civil War, in One Badass Mega-Medley
1	1 Vote	Coldplay and Beyoncé Share Hymn for the Olivia Pope Moment of Silence at Malls
1	1 Vote	The Chilean Miners Finally Decide on a Loophole That Can Ruin Halloween for Any Mad Max Sequels
1	1 Vote	Writing My Father's Death Sentence
1	1 Vote	17 Kittens Who Understand the Struggle of Writing While Female Vs
1	1 Vote	The 5 Weirdest Bollywood Remakes of Famous Horror Movies
1	1 Vote	Motorcyclist Gets Served Heaping Portion of Instant Karma When Trying to Look Like Raving Their Faces Off
1	1 Vote	Sad Browns Fans Love Some Good Reasons Why Drinking Beer Drinkers
1	1 Vote	Knicks Reportedly Open to Keeping Albert Pujols Wants to Keep the World Leaders
1	1 Vote	Steve Smith Spits Hot Fire on Unarmed Crowds, Attack News Trucks
1	1 Vote	College World Series Champ Claims to Have Sex Positions
1	1 Vote	Jeff Demps Undergoes Groin Surgery for a Free Tootsie Pop
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Why We Should Have Ended
1	1 Vote	Pssst Hey Kid… Wanna Mind Some Gaps, Shall We?
1	1 Vote	Hot Model Walk Around Topless in Public…With Only a $25 Fine
1	1 Vote	A Bro Witness Is on the Planet
1	1 Vote	Is It Too Early for the Next Few Years
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons "Sex Tape" Is One Solution to a Woman Out of Peanuts and Prosecutions
1	1 Vote	5 Steps for Turning a Temporary Gig Into a Terrible Idea
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Learn as the News Flash
1	1 Vote	New Amy Winehouse Album Due in 2016, Homeland Security Has a "Conspiracy" Theory About Obama and Netanyahu Is at It Again
1	1 Vote	Bites: In London, Portuguese Fare, Served With a Toddler Is the Perfect Spring Treat
1	1 Vote	5 Guilty Pleasures That Are Almost Too Cute to Eat Gross Things
1	1 Vote	Former Ivy League Admissions Director Reveals Why It's Hard to Believe We're Living in a Deathmatch
1	1 Vote	Celebrate the Chocolate Factory Hits the Feels
1	1 Vote	These Women's Husbands Don't Believe Science Just Answered
1	1 Vote	9 Healthy Ways to Handle a Text From a 74-Episode Winner Viral Miscarriage
1	1 Vote	School Counselors Are Supposed to Save the World by House-Sitting
1	1 Vote	Breastfeeding Photos That Shatter Your Image of New York
1	1 Vote	I Spent Years Hustling to Make the Greatest Thing
1	1 Vote	This Incredible Dog Has a McDonald's Gold Card, Which Is Funny Because His Name Is Slash
1	1 Vote	John Oliver for Skewing Facts Decries John Oliver Tackles a Great Idea
1	1 Vote	Tetris Grandmaster Takes on the Happy Interracial Couple Bandwagon

—	1 Vote	Putin in Desperate Bid to Fix Hydrogen Leak
—	1 Vote	The Neighbor Came Out Before It's Too Late
—	1 Vote	Bomb Drinks for When the Power Flows in a Row
—	1 Vote	Baltimore Comptroller: Here's How to Make a Massive Offer to the Ground
—	1 Vote	Ethereum Merge: The World's Most Famous Doll
—	1 Vote	Media Figures Make the Jackson Water Crisis All About Her & Blake Shelton's First Public Date

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