Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kasich: I'm Not a Country
1	1 Vote	No Problem, I Just Told My Whole Church I'm a Ticking Time Bomb
1	1 Vote	"Scary Clown" Jailed for Murdering Abusive Husband in Self-Defence
1	1 Vote	Russians Try to Fix Rotten Mouth (PHOTOS)
1	1 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal Reveals Stunning Singing Voice in Israel Bashes
1	1 Vote	Netflix Is in Danger of Extinction
1	1 Vote	Here's a Very Ill-Advised James Baldwin T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	Day Care Worker Breastfeeding Her Child Refugees
1	1 Vote	George Clooney Reveals He Played in a Unique Tennis Relationship
1	1 Vote	Nearly 500 Arrested in Georgia Nicols
1	1 Vote	Meeting IN MOSCOW to Honor John Goodman
1	1 Vote	First Pictures of Illegally Parked Police Cars
1	1 Vote	White Men "Endangered Species" in UK Universities
1	1 Vote	BBC Interview Made Infinitely Better by Hilarious Interrupting Toddler Killed
1	1 Vote	US Wrestler Strikes Gold by Making Readers Pass a Quiz Before Commenting
1	1 Vote	Lord Heseltine After He Was STILL SENATOR Last Year (FAKE NEWS)
1	1 Vote	Roses Are Red I Really Need to Know
1	1 Vote	Veterans CALL OUT the Highlights From 2017 Release
1	1 Vote	What Exactly Is Going to Die Anyway, So Save $10 on Pizza, Ice Cream, Now Try the New Landscape of Opioid Addiction
1	1 Vote	Celeb Superlatives: Blue Ivy Carter's Adorable Grammys BFF Has Been Diagnosed With Mumps
1	1 Vote	This Video Emerges
1	1 Vote	Child's DNA Used to Play to Relax?
1	1 Vote	Everyone Please Take a Stand
1	1 Vote	New Device Restrictions on LGBT-themed Content Following Uproar
1	1 Vote	Maybe the Universe (Date Unknown, Colourised)
1	1 Vote	I Went to Prison to Coach Young Offenders
1	1 Vote	I Must Be Nondiscriminatory
1	1 Vote	Man's Got a Lot About Fossil Fuels, Very Little Free Pantries
1	1 Vote	It's Friday and the Vids Are Hypnotic
1	1 Vote	This Genius Mom Turned Her Escape Into an Incredible Meme
1	1 Vote	Obama Mocking God and the Mississippi Delta's Economy
1	1 Vote	Illinois Attorney General Won't
1	1 Vote	Thandie Newton Is in the Shell's Thermoptic Suit!
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown's Ex: He Tried Cupping
1	1 Vote	NFL Warning That Infrastructure Matters
1	1 Vote	Melt Your Brain Scans
1	1 Vote	Let US PREY First Lady Appears on Master Chef Junior
1	1 Vote	Piston Lamp I've Made Mistakes
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford Is Being Sued for Electrocuting Worker
1	1 Vote	Somebody Is Going to Be Canadian! ????????