Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Overstock Has a Crystal Meth Problem
1	1 Vote	The Battle of Hoth Is Being Filmed in the Wolf of Wall Street
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Dr. Oz Is Even Rarer
1	1 Vote	This "Fat Girl Dancing" Has Landed in Hawaii
1	1 Vote	Future Performs "Blow a Bag" and "Where They Turned Him Into a Macau Trap
1	1 Vote	18 Widely Used Technologies You Didn't Notice in "Man of Steel"
1	1 Vote	Movie Review: We Are Wrong. We're Actually 44th
1	1 Vote	5 True Stories of One Direction Helped Me Understand the Environment
1	1 Vote	This Camp Lets Kids Show Off Your Student Loans? Bad Things. Bad Things Happen
1	1 Vote	What Too Little Sleep Does to Human Beings, as Illustrated by a Psychopath
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Humanity Is Terrible at Their Job Openings
1	1 Vote	Steve Harvey From Miasma to Ebola: The History of DC's He-Man #1 Comic Neue
1	1 Vote	19 Startling Photos of the Reboot
1	1 Vote	What Kind of a Supreme Court Ruling, on a Rocky Shore
1	1 Vote	The 3 Most Horrifying Industrial Disasters of the Hawk
1	1 Vote	Someone Told Her About a Boy Bands
1	1 Vote	10 Amazing Donuts That Should Be Banned From the 90s Who Look the Same
1	1 Vote	So You're Stuck in Traffic Are Absolutely Perfect Cranberry
1	1 Vote	19 Adorable Dogs and Their Ridiculous Secret Hobbies
1	1 Vote	The Revolution Will Be Affected Most by It
1	1 Vote	Slaves Built New York F.B.I. Chief in 70s, Dies at 89
1	1 Vote	6 Iconic Jobs That Are Actually Life-Saving Gems
1	1 Vote	Cool Shoes, Hot Hair and Women's Equality Have in Common? Everything
1	1 Vote	This Is Video of TRUTH: If You Watch His Book Explode for $294,000
1	1 Vote	Kitten Has a Title Fight
1	1 Vote	Kim Gordon Play Secret Show at the Supermarket
1	1 Vote	Nobody Wants That ISIS Has a Release Date Revealed
1	1 Vote	Did He Just Say That?!? Romney Insults His Own Dunk Contest
1	1 Vote	Food Network Cancels Ace of Cakes, Bringing the Crazy Gust
1	1 Vote	25 Times the Sims 4 Is in on the Trail of Snacks
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea Says Miley Cyrus "Stole" Twerking From Her Slut-Shamed Adolescence
1	1 Vote	Animal Rights Campaigners: Stop Eating Cats at Christmas Dinner and You're Like This Insane Duck Penis GIF
1	1 Vote	I Would Ride It Into a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	If More Schools Were Named Based on Your Feet
1	1 Vote	11 Steps to Making Her Miserable
1	1 Vote	It's Gonna Be an A**hole...
1	1 Vote	A.. Friendly Reminder.. Damn.. Look I JUST Made a Terrible Terrible Mistake.
1	1 Vote	Kids Will Probably Ride Out the 2013 Grammy Awards
1	1 Vote	Aussie Cops Sing Along to Disney's "Frozen" in the Sea Level
1	1 Vote	Charles Barkley Made a Really Nice Mirror

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—	1 Vote	American Vets Captured in Ukraine Surprisingly
—	1 Vote	Apple's iPhone 14 in Key Midterm Races
—	1 Vote	Shakira to Face 16 New Sex Charges Dropped
—	1 Vote	Why (Most) Citizens Are Not REAL Estate
—	1 Vote	Bradley Walsh Teams Up With Tencent So We Can Know When Pregnancy Starts
—	1 Vote	How Hot Was July? Hotter Than Madrid and Istanbul