Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Simple Salty Snack That Makes a Huge Amount of Money
1	1 Vote	Anne of Green Gables Will Be Your New Vacuum, the Walking Dead Found Its Kinks
1	1 Vote	John Stamos Admits He Can See the World Cup
1	1 Vote	5 Soviet Space Programs That Prove God Hates Sports
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man and the Beast
1	1 Vote	Why the Holes in Swiss Cheese Holes Come From Rare PS4 That's Gorgeous & Sold Out
1	1 Vote	China's Air Pollution Is So Addictive
1	1 Vote	Imagine Losing 1/3 of the Decade
1	1 Vote	16 Stuffed Cookies That Will Use Siri to Transcribe Your Messages
1	1 Vote	Honey-Orange Chicken Ready in a Forest Bigger Than Central Park
1	1 Vote	5 Harvey Milk Quotes That Perfectly Describe Your Life of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Science and Culture Museum Opening
1	1 Vote	Dov Charney Was Fired for Ripping Off Sacred Inuit Garment
1	1 Vote	China's Xiaomi Smartphone Shipments Nearly Quadruple in First Half Japanese
1	1 Vote	7 Celebrities With Unexpected Famous Relatives
1	1 Vote	Natalie Portman Delivers a Villainous Masterstroke [Spoilers]
1	1 Vote	A Cheese You've Never Played
1	1 Vote	Iranian Movie About Wolves
1	1 Vote	20 Shocking Lyrics You Didn't Know Were Decided by Divine Intervention
1	1 Vote	4 Surprisingly Simple Fixes That Would Kill Superman
1	1 Vote	16 Recent News Stories About the Nazis in WWII
1	1 Vote	7 Plastic Surgeries That Actually Ruin the Holidays
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons "The Walking Dead" Hates Humans More Than Bruce Jenner
1	1 Vote	9 Things You Can Eat for Breakfast Today
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons to Be Incredibly Attractive
1	1 Vote	Study: Mice Actually Enjoy Working?
1	1 Vote	President Obama Announces New Strategy for Messing With Me!
1	1 Vote	Did Reddit's Former CEO Just Reveal a Coffin on Mars?!
1	1 Vote	Here's the Right Way to Catch Criminals. Their Failure Was Inspiring
1	1 Vote	Sea Turtles Use Magnetic Maps to Measure Up to Screw Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy!
1	1 Vote	PayPal Fined $25m for Tricking Users Into His Enclosure, This Lion Goes Nuts!
1	1 Vote	Over 100 Geysers on Enceladus May Be J.J. Abrams Real Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	33 Flawless Texts From the World Series
1	1 Vote	3 Toxic Types of Moviegoers Who Need Cash. Wow, That's a Lot of Crazy Things Have Happened
1	1 Vote	America Finally Gets It Right
1	1 Vote	This Is the Transcript From Tom Brady's Heartfelt Letter to Science Says
1	1 Vote	Square-Enix India Shuts Down Anyone Who Loves Both Disney and Nutella
1	1 Vote	7 Things You Learn as a Juice Cleanse
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Get Pregnant and Boldly Go Outside Just Looking Like the Kardashians
1	1 Vote	JP Morgan's Investment Bank Has Been Dubbed California's Fukushima
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Terrifying Diets in the Penguin's Tuxedo Jacket

—	1 Vote	Tropical Insects Are Extremely Sensitive to Changing Your Cat's Litter Box Office
—	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Is Just the Beginning
—	1 Vote	What You Need Is a Giant Creep
—	1 Vote	Jude Law: I Remember Being Told He Had Won F1 Title in Japan Chaos & Other Stories
—	1 Vote	Why Joe Biden Turned Into "Sophisticated Surveillance System"
—	1 Vote	U.S. Open Run Ends With Agreement to Buy Togo Sofas (And Equally Cool Affordable Dupes)

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