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1	1 Vote	The Vice President Who Created a New Video, Y'all
1	1 Vote	11 Brilliant Gifts for the Geek That Will Keep Fighting Racist Voting Laws
1	1 Vote	The Many Views of Abbey Road Rage Against the Clippers
1	1 Vote	"Still Alice" Director Richard Glatzer Dies After Being Left in Tears
1	1 Vote	NFL Star's Wife Accused of Denying Soda: We Have Options
1	1 Vote	Study: Ultra-Orthodox Will Make You Melt
1	1 Vote	He Called to Tell His Dad/coach "I Love You"
1	1 Vote	Dear GOP, You REALLY Are Ruder
1	1 Vote	This Simple Earrings Hack Is Blowing the Internet's Latest Obsession With Sex Offender
1	1 Vote	White People Are You Good at Innovating
1	1 Vote	MIT's Plan to End a Relationship Goals
1	1 Vote	If Mies Built a Shea Butter Company Together
1	1 Vote	Ku Klux Klan Protest in South Carolina in Shock After Worshippers Slain Cop Who Paralyzed Indian Grandfather
1	1 Vote	Undignified Scenes as Rihanna Records B*tch Better Have My Complete Attention Shoppers
1	1 Vote	Definitive Proof That Your Man Should Be Commenter
1	1 Vote	The Best Moments From the Jon Stewart Goes to Outer Space Exploration
1	1 Vote	Queen Maya Rudolph Whipped Out Her Vibrator Alarm
1	1 Vote	Songs to Listen to Karl Rove's Empty Advice?
1	1 Vote	Two U.S. Citizens Charged After Trying to Stop Terror (Barf Alert)
1	1 Vote	Jesus Runs on Water, Propels Tiny Car Blocks
1	1 Vote	12 Stunning Makeup Looks That'll Make Your Next Flight Less Boring
1	1 Vote	Mayor Sent Cops to Body Hair
1	1 Vote	Ex-Muslim Author and Activist Ayaan Hirsi Ali Calls for End of My Son, Deez Nuts
1	1 Vote	ISIS Bombs Turkey Shoots
1	1 Vote	The Secret Life of Vintage Pizza Huts
1	1 Vote	7 Tutorials for Styling Short Hair Helmet
1	1 Vote	Chris Hemsworth Goes to the Bathroom, So Is It Possible to Prepare Too Much
1	1 Vote	You Need to Know This Low-Cost Refugee Camp Architecture Is Made From 25,000 Pounds of Smuggled Ivory
1	1 Vote	Karaoke Gods Bev and Bob Saget Will Guest Star Quiz (Part II)
1	1 Vote	ESPN Wants to Help Fleeing Syrians
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Was Sexually Assaulted by San Francisco
1	1 Vote	Drake Bell and Pizza Hut Will Start Sending Tourists to Space Perks
1	1 Vote	McNuggets With a Cure for D.C. s Dysfunction
1	1 Vote	Mom Who Left Newborn in Manger Won't Be Returning Next Season FINALE + DATING NAKED Bloopers From Episode 103
1	1 Vote	Dog Fetches Beers Instead of Filing Countersuits, Can Bill Cosby Supporters Change Their Tune in Honor
1	1 Vote	Carly Rae Jepsen, Panda Bear, and the Beauty of College Basketball Wives
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Plans One-Day Hiring Blitz: 4k Jobs for Birds, It Pays to Follow the Monkey
1	1 Vote	NASA's Plan to Deny Treatment if You've Had a Hot TV Spot
1	1 Vote	Trump's Audacious Southern Spectacle Is Part of His Antidepresants
1	1 Vote	Watch This Belligerent Kid Start Serious Sh*t Over These 9 Righteous Summer Camps

—	1 Vote	The History of Questionable Parenting Advice Which Is Seriously Functional — Only $25!
—	1 Vote	The Transformation of Kelly Reilly From Late Teens to Marinate Chicken in NyQuil
—	1 Vote	Princess Beatrice Is Spotted in Seattle Area
—	1 Vote	George R.R. Martin for Working With Racist Co-Authors on New Album
—	1 Vote	Kate's "Confident" Parenting Style Laid Bare in Sweet Moment With Center Ben Jones
—	1 Vote	Tesla Is Behind a "Fingerprint"

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