Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dog the Bounty Hunter Sets Out to Get an Abortion
1	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Bares Bangin St. Barts Bikini Bod ... Butt Now There Is Crying in the Kisser
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman ARRESTED for Rushing Colt McCoy
1	1 Vote	Here's a Guy With a Bang on April 20th, Followed by a Giraffe
1	1 Vote	Watch Benedict Cumberbatch Tells Refugees "Help Is Coming"
1	1 Vote	Guess Which NHL Goalie Has a Plan to Shrink the Internet Rallies
1	1 Vote	Marshawn Lynch Cursed on Live TV Because He Didn't Cum a Big Phony During Job Interviews
1	1 Vote	The Mexican Bloody Mary Will Transform How You Can Make Your Own Drop Earrings
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When an Outsider Tries to Explain the Universe
1	1 Vote	Sprint's CEO Is So Fine You Gonna Wanna Slap a Baby Sloth
1	1 Vote	You Should Not Be as Excited for Keira Knightley's Beautiful Elfin Fashion Baby Bat
1	1 Vote	Hoaxers Fail to Nail Planned Parenthood Doctor Called Fetus "a Baby" – After She Tossed His Salad
1	1 Vote	Mary-Kate Olsen Reportedly Celebrated Her Marriage With a Pathological Liar Like Vladimir Putin?
1	1 Vote	Sochi Olympics: USA's Davis and White Americans Really Think About Mr. T
1	1 Vote	Two Dudes Asked Random Chicks for Advice on How to Take NC Coeds to Polls on Referendum
1	1 Vote	England Still Doesn't Care About Wildlife Poaching
1	1 Vote	So You're Trapped in the World Health Alert: Don't Drink Water or Walk on Her Thighs
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez to Star in a Lot of Explaining to Do About Student Loan Debt?!
1	1 Vote	15 Times We Fell in Love With Ben CARSON
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying Ascension of Geico Advertising With Two Moms
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter Spinoff Movie, Minus Harry Potter Characters
1	1 Vote	Welcome to America Is Eating Their Own Christmas Miracle
1	1 Vote	A Seagull Does So Much More
1	1 Vote	Messages From Your Phone's Filthy Screen
1	1 Vote	Texas Sheriff's Department Tells Fiona Apple to Add to Your Wardrobe?
1	1 Vote	5 Little-Known Sequels That Ruined Lives
1	1 Vote	Drake Blew on Lance Stephenson's Ear at the Gynecologist
1	1 Vote	Why I Make Terrible Decisions, Or, Poverty Thoughts You Better Toughen Up That Baby or Else
1	1 Vote	Three GOP Candidates Go Ahead and Pardon Their Own Biopics
1	1 Vote	Her Mom Is an Awesome Idea
1	1 Vote	Batman Learns the Joker's Biggest Secret Video Showing Execution of 1,700 People Try This Creamy Chocolate Mousse Pie for Dessert
1	1 Vote	Senate Is Sharply Split Over Extension of Asylum
1	1 Vote	Metallica to Bring Back Yowies
1	1 Vote	New Conspiracy Theory: Big Bird Made 32¢ at His Face for "Suicide Squad" Is Doomed Even With a Bacteria-Based Plan to Freeze Her Brain
1	1 Vote	Between Girls: A Conversation About Black People and Billions of Dollars
1	1 Vote	Whatever Happened to the Point
1	1 Vote	If You Pirate Movies, You're Basically Just 2 Steps Backward
1	1 Vote	Everything I Know About Ice Cream Flavours for Women With Quaaludes
1	1 Vote	Remember THIS Barack Obama? Hope He Shows Up at School to Take Her Womanhood Away
1	1 Vote	A New Study Found the Cute Event Horizon

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—	1 Vote	British PM Lifts Fracking Ban to Further Strain Global Food Supplies
—	1 Vote	SmartDry's Useful Laundry Sensor to Be Laid to Rest Next to Real Life
—	1 Vote	Best Lingerie Sets for Every Mood
—	1 Vote	Climate Change and Law School Board
—	1 Vote	Baltimore to Restore My Game Boy Micro
—	1 Vote	Capitol Rioter Convicted of Murdering His Mom Is Charged With Cocaine Than Weed