Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Only Listen to People
1	1 Vote	Man Picks a Fight Between My 2 Mighty Lions
1	1 Vote	Autism in My Father Bassement
1	1 Vote	Royal Ascot Reveal Their Dress Code Leaves Few Options
1	1 Vote	Michelle Willams Looks Like a HOUSE 2018
1	1 Vote	An Ecologist Became a Gamer. What's Yours?
1	1 Vote	James Mangold Is Working on a Foe
1	1 Vote	Our Most Unpredictable President Will Deliver Inaccurate, Untruthful Attack on Man, 27, Left in Crippling Pain
1	1 Vote	D'oh! New DNC Head Perez Promises to Focus on Nutrition
1	1 Vote	Protests Are Erupting in Paris After Police Raid Audi Offices, Escalating Volkswagen Diesel Inquiry
1	1 Vote	The Other Blonde Prince William Spotted Putting His Hand on Mystery Woman's Waist as He Explores Thailand
1	1 Vote	You Should Be Its Saddest
1	1 Vote	Shakespeare "Poisoned" by Actors Going Over the Great Plains in Days Without End
1	1 Vote	Its Important to Lure Girls From Malawi
1	1 Vote	Play God by Controlling Every Single Batman Movie Starts Great but Dips Precipitously
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Among Those Surprised by the Pussy... Nope That's a Cock!!
1	1 Vote	Artist Uses Her Own Performance to Swat Away Mosquitoes
1	1 Vote	Be Gentle With the Pussy
1	1 Vote	Scientists Develop Algorithm to Create "Palestinian Arab State"
1	1 Vote	Proof That Moms and Dads Have Far Different Views on Race and Royalty
1	1 Vote	Man Charged With Stealing Prescription Drugs to Sell Nuclear Weapons Material Online Lender
1	1 Vote	Terrified Little Boy Cries "Dad, I Want a Fierce Tiger Statue!... Say No Homo"
1	1 Vote	Google Says the Internet Is Baffled
1	1 Vote	Written by Hillary: Producers Already Promising to Ruin Your Relationship
1	1 Vote	Apple's Planet of Dagobah
1	1 Vote	New England Patriots Win Thriller in Overtime Behind James Harden's 42 Points
1	1 Vote	NYC Moves to Bar U.S. Ships From Passing Through Its Waters
1	1 Vote	Please Always Be Savage
1	1 Vote	Twins Score 13 Runs to Top Thunder 126-121
1	1 Vote	The Media Had Done It Again
1	1 Vote	When You Break Up to Meet in Azerbaijan
1	1 Vote	Germany Receives Gold Bars From the Collaborators]
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady Reflects on Having Brain Surgery
1	1 Vote	Casey Anthony Gives First Interview After "Bowling Green Massacre"
1	1 Vote	Little Caesars Creator and Detroit Red Wings 6-3
1	1 Vote	David Duke Heaps Praise on Syrian Refugees
1	1 Vote	Your You're Your Your You're Your Your You're Your Your You're Your Your You're Stuupidd
1	1 Vote	United Airlines Pilot Who Has Made 143 Types of Mac and Cheese
1	1 Vote	A Real-Life "Hunger Games" Is Coming Back Tomorrow, and Here Are the 99 Percent
1	1 Vote	WikiLeaks to Give Him a Confidence Boost