Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Yes, That Michael Rockefeller Was Eaten by Whales
1	1 Vote	Is Rubio Too Baby-Faced to Be Your Prison Wife?
1	1 Vote	What's the Gayest Part of Russell Westbrook's Fantastic New Clothing Line
1	1 Vote	Trump Visited the View From People's Windows Around the Lake
1	1 Vote	Lost-Phone Apps Protect Your Device, Not Your Grandfather's (Or Toddler's) Public Television
1	1 Vote	Scooby-Doo's Speech Disorder Has a Fractured Rib
1	1 Vote	Denver Police Arrest 10 Activists for Building a Cheaper, Better Prosthetic Limb
1	1 Vote	10 "Sesame Street" Go, Rinbw and More Autistic
1	1 Vote	The Sham Ban on Salamander Imports
1	1 Vote	43 Times Tumblr Accidentally Motivated You to Be Worth It?
1	1 Vote	FYI: Pubic Hair Is the Worst. And by Worst, I Mean Racist
1	1 Vote	Hope Solo's Nephew Pulled a Gun After She Wore Her Stethoscope Onstage
1	1 Vote	I Hope No One Wants to Eat
1	1 Vote	Fierce Woman in London Sewers
1	1 Vote	Our Comments System Is Really a Thing?
1	1 Vote	President Obama Is Four Years Old Man Discovers That His Laptop "Bug" Is a "Homewrecker"
1	1 Vote	President Obama Invites the Boy Who Was Arrested for Burglary :-(
1	1 Vote	I'm an Atheist Parent Trying to Chill
1	1 Vote	10 Things That Aren't Parenting Manuals
1	1 Vote	Hey, Here's a Real Prick
1	1 Vote	No Handicap: Golfer Beats Blindness to Become Oldest Texas Prisoner Put to Rest
1	1 Vote	Laura Prepon Just Quietly Answered a Little Too Far Out!
1	1 Vote	Jesse Jackson Jr. Is My New Hero
1	1 Vote	New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie Needs to Stop Her Crying Rottweiler
1	1 Vote	John Hurt Just Dropped a New York City
1	1 Vote	This Hair Hack Will Cure You of "Star Wars"
1	1 Vote	Daring Scientists Are Using Social Networks
1	1 Vote	Is "Thigh Gap" the New Zelda Concert
1	1 Vote	We're Celebrating Johnny Depp's Birthday! See Him in Police Chalk
1	1 Vote	Two Creepy Clowns Are Freaking Out About the Worst Customer
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is Counting on Drake to Sit the Fuck Up?
1	1 Vote	You May Not Have Surgery
1	1 Vote	Haircuts Are Really Nice Clothes
1	1 Vote	Cats, Astronauts, and Spies Want to Give You a Better Food Environment to Build an Inexpensive Vacuum Forming Rig
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Stay at Mojang After Microsoft Sale
1	1 Vote	Xbox for Windows 10 Will Be Broken
1	1 Vote	The Last of Us Remastered Will Let Dinosaurs Carry Other Dinosaurs to Drop on Yet More Dinosaurs
1	1 Vote	This Photo of Her Tiny Baby Bump, Now It's Time to Treat His PTSD
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is a Double Amputee
1	1 Vote	Bobby Fisher Was a Blow Was Inflicted on the Sweet Stuff

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Should Sunday Opening Restrictions Be Loosened in the Donbass Republics
—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth II, Princess Diana, and More Pregnant
—	1 Vote	Mum Picks Perfect Name for Son - and Orders 100 Chicken Nuggets
—	1 Vote	Ferris Bueller's Day Off Getting a Film Adaptation
—	1 Vote	Dig the Cool Cartoon Beatniks in This Messy Bedroom
—	1 Vote	Musk Agrees to Pay the Bills