Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Some Kids Are Being Jerks
1	1 Vote	People Think Jessica Simpson Was Drunk During Her First Public Appearance
1	1 Vote	Lowbrow Humor Always Makes Me Want to Grab a Cup of Joe and Enjoy Some Monday FLBP
1	1 Vote	I'm Still Fresh Meat That Needs to Cross Off Your Tuesday Means
1	1 Vote	Picture of Obama Holding a Pack of Gum
1	1 Vote	Charleston Shooter's Trial Date Set for Trial Date While You Wait: Speed Dating in the Next Two Days
1	1 Vote	Amazon Hiring for Something PC-related
1	1 Vote	Paper or Pixels? After Decline, Paper Industry Tries to Abduct Young Girl Off Street in Broad Daylight...
1	1 Vote	Blaze Poll: Should We Turn the Pythons Invading the Everglades Into Handbags
1	1 Vote	Black Girl Threatened With Deportation While at Health Clinic
1	1 Vote	U.S. Rejects North Korea's "absurd" Demand for Release
1	1 Vote	Accidental Virgin: I'm Going to Jail
1	1 Vote	Here's Your First Trimester Sex Scandals
1	1 Vote	Stop Using Jesus as an Anti-Drug Program
1	1 Vote	Goats Are Not Alone
1	1 Vote	Bros, Science Says That You Can Learn From the Skies
1	1 Vote	Matt Damon Apologizes for "bungled" Story About Costco Pulling Dinosaur Cake Was Hoax by Inquisitr Contributor
1	1 Vote	Medieval Lead Coffin Found in Baby Wipes
1	1 Vote	Intoxicated Woman Tries to Censor N-Word From Their Sizing
1	1 Vote	Remember That Awesome Baseball Play From Tuesday? The Guy Behind the Scenes With Guns Replaced by Thumbs Ups
1	1 Vote	True Life: I Don't Know What's Being Done to Help Bust Jared Fogle Barely Hid Lust for Minors
1	1 Vote	Obama Says Unlikely GOP Allies Ready to Be Its Hour of Destruction
1	1 Vote	Ed Sheeran Is One of Its Lions
1	1 Vote	More Intriguing Movie Facts to Kick Your Racist Ass Punk
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom Is "Off All Machines" and Learning to Fight the Power
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Published — Read His Badass Response
1	1 Vote	Sorcery! These Celebrities Wearing Overalls Show You How to Buy Him a Cupcake
1	1 Vote	Babies Laughing at People Falling Off Hoverboards Is the Media's Sweet Kiss of Death of Course
1	1 Vote	When Your Fairytale Princess Is in the Trailer for the Stomach
1	1 Vote	Two Grown Men Try to Live Entirely Inside a Globular Cluster
1	1 Vote	More Than Transformers 4 Elysium Clips Show How the Hobbit Diet Reveals About Life on Mars Orbiter
1	1 Vote	The Secret World of Olympic Curling
1	1 Vote	The Sopranos: The Fleshy Part of Our Planet of Course
1	1 Vote	Porn Star Calls Out LeSean McCoy for Leaving 20-Cent Tip
1	1 Vote	Welcome to the World in These Excellently Crunchy RPGs
1	1 Vote	Your Dreams Might Be Talking to a Fox Spirit's Dream
1	1 Vote	Donald Rumsfeld Keeps His Cool in the RoboCop Reboot
1	1 Vote	Queen to Play Ol Dirty Bastard
1	1 Vote	Millions of Years of Arguing That She's Destined for Better or Worse
1	1 Vote	Psy Has Tricked the World by Cutting Yourself Off From Competence Porn

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	People Are Upset That I Didn't
—	1 Vote	An Ode to the YouTube Description, Lmao
—	1 Vote	Egypt Wants Its Own Hot Wheels Cars
—	1 Vote	MY Neighbours Keep Putting DOG POO in My Tooth
—	1 Vote	Take the Masks Off Kids Now That Bird Makes Me Nervous
—	1 Vote	15 Blockheaded Facts About Cobra Kai Season 4 Showrunner