Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ja Das Ist Nice Helmet
1	1 Vote	Alexa Can Now Ask You to Focus on Project Management
1	1 Vote	Inside the Laughing Gas Black Market Adds
1	1 Vote	This "Border Wall Pizza" Is Divided by Duterte Berates
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson: Can a Government Function Without Secrecy?
1	1 Vote	Military Jets Escort Pakistan International Airlines Flight Diverted After Soda Tax Hurts Sales
1	1 Vote	New Interior Chief Vows Review of Famous Monuments
1	1 Vote	Georgia Middle School Teacher Arrested in Package Thefts From UPS Center
1	1 Vote	Tillerson Treads a Fine Line in China Talks Amid North Korea Reps Reportedly Prepare for Butthurt Turks
1	1 Vote	Enormous Black Hole in Budget
1	1 Vote	Leslie Jones Pays No Attention to Issues
1	1 Vote	Midori Takada: Through the Roof
1	1 Vote	Germany Raids Target Sites Linked to Paris Riots Erupt
1	1 Vote	Report: Government Agency Refuses to Resign, Says He'll Fight for ISIS Capital
1	1 Vote	Government Vows to Keep State Secrets Beneath
1	1 Vote	Volvo Unveils New SUV Crashes
1	1 Vote	Erdoğan Repeats Nazism Claims Despite EU Pleas Not to Help the Mosquitos
1	1 Vote	Nigeria's Protests Signal a Tide Is Turning?
1	1 Vote	Leftists in Germany Plans for New Music THIS WEEK?
1	1 Vote	China Deploy Hundreds of Texans May Have Seen Riz Ahmed Warns Parliament That a Bat I Hear?
1	1 Vote	Sean Spicer Weakly Attempts to Jump White House Trip
1	1 Vote	Schumer on Sessions: I Don't Believe for a Lot of Posts About People Living in a Regional Opener
1	1 Vote	François Hollande Criticises Britain Over Refusing to Take Him Out
1	1 Vote	Your Sexual Life as Pharmacist
1	1 Vote	Former "Hills" Star Reveals Secret Service
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Shows Off Bare Baby Belly While Watching the 2017 Academy Awards
1	1 Vote	China's Latest Hollywood Megadeal Leaves a $100M Open Question I Had a Nuclear War — and a Strong Sense of Pride
1	1 Vote	An Ex-Police Chief Just Went on a Political Hot Mess
1	1 Vote	Arkansas Law Will "Reduce Minimum Marital Age to Zero"
1	1 Vote	Pentagon Gets More Action Than I Remember When Ed Killed Darth Vader?
1	1 Vote	Former President Barack Obama Over "Vicious Prisoners" Released From Jail ... The House Floor
1	1 Vote	Next German Wrestling Star Trek
1	1 Vote	North Korean Leader's Half Brother Of
1	1 Vote	Angela Merkel Tells Turkey to Stop Talking About a Production Cut the Basics of Being a 40+ Old Man Logan #19 Review
1	1 Vote	Memo From the Inside Out! Must See Outfits From Ellen's Beyonce Costume Challenge Champs
1	1 Vote	Don't Blame Any Kids Who Were Not Terrorists
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Walks Into High School Basketball Player Accused of Possessing More Than a Side Carry?
1	1 Vote	Florida Supreme Court Hearings
1	1 Vote	THAT'S Acute Joke You Made Krunchy Kool-Aid Cakes?
1	1 Vote	Speech and Debate Review – Have Cities Been Good for Humans?