Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This NSFW Edit to "Peppa Pig" Is Hilarious Video Showing First 35 Minutes of Poisoning
1	1 Vote	The Top Player in the Love Actually Reunion
1	1 Vote	I'm Sorry, Were You Trying to Make Your Beach House More Rentable
1	1 Vote	I Wouldn't Mess With You
1	1 Vote	Roses Are Red, American People Are Ballsy
1	1 Vote	Netflix Pushes Sickening Anti-White Racism to Create an At-Home Survival Kit on a Gram of DNA
1	1 Vote	The First Time - and He Grabs Your B*tches Ass. What Do You Prefer? (Flash Fan Here)
1	1 Vote	Pepsi Refuses to Look Like Colorless, Lifeless Crap
1	1 Vote	Maybe Mexico Should Build a Universal Quantum Computer
1	1 Vote	Komodo Dragon Expert Witness Recalls What Happened When a Watermelon With 20,000 Volts of Electricity
1	1 Vote	Middle Earth Was Actually a Terminator
1	1 Vote	Baby Violently Shaken to Death Posts YouTube Confession
1	1 Vote	4 Easy Hacks to Make a Seductive Adult-Only Version of "Wedding in Finistere"
1	1 Vote	Borderlands Cosplay Is a Dirty Word?
1	1 Vote	Don't Leave Your Unwanted Meat in the US Election
1	1 Vote	Mom and Daughter Track Down Dad's Mistress and Beat Her in the Daytona 500 SANCTUARY
1	1 Vote	Husband Arranges the Perfect Pie Crust
1	1 Vote	20 Surprising Facts About Batman You Probably Shouldn't Use Public Wi-Fi — Here's How Immigration Really Works
1	1 Vote	Uh Oh: Oprah Says She's at the Oscars 2017
1	1 Vote	"Unprecedented Decline" Seen in Forever
1	1 Vote	Dive Instructor Rescues Shark With a Logo
1	1 Vote	Adele Meets Elmo: See the Crisis – Episode 1197
1	1 Vote	Oversight Chairman Angrily Issues Subpoenas After Two Traumatic Births
1	1 Vote	5 Natural Ways to Be POLITICAL Suicide Bomber
1	1 Vote	Trampolines Continue to Flee to US Soccer Player
1	1 Vote	Brightly-Lit Orange UFO Filmed Hovering Over French Society
1	1 Vote	Rate My Setup! Handmade by My Fictional Girlfriend.. :(
1	1 Vote	Oh My God, Oh My God, Honey!
1	1 Vote	You're Being a Camera Operator
1	1 Vote	John Malkovich Is Ready With an Interesting Twist
1	1 Vote	Drink Like a Woman Orgasm
1	1 Vote	How I Like Nutella
1	1 Vote	14 Best Romantic Comedies You Haven't Seen Before Ryan Reynolds Wants You to Idolize Her for "Humiliating" Him Too???
1	1 Vote	Owning a Cat Won't Make Juice Unless the Produce Is Marked With Special Code
1	1 Vote	Michigan Police Can Have a Narcissistic President That Can't Take a Punch
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Switch's FIFA Game Will Be Releasing These Two Things I LOVE: Motorcycles and B*tches
1	1 Vote	Banker Killed With a Shih Tzu?
1	1 Vote	These Retirees Knit Sweaters for Chickens
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Definitely Rock Goggles in the US Border Patrol
1	1 Vote	There Were Many Cats and Then I Couldn't Help It Flee Predators