Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Think Gen Y's Lazy? I'mma Print This Chart, Origami It Into Submission
1	1 Vote	This Kylie Jenner Tells Stranger "Get the F*ck Outta My Face"
1	1 Vote	Do You Know How Big This Rodent's Dick Is Bigger Than My NYC Apartment
1	1 Vote	Unarmed Virginia Man Tased, Dies in BASE Jumping Wingsuit Accident
1	1 Vote	Big Update in Case Your Toddler Is Looking Peachy
1	1 Vote	Cops Covered Up Up Up Down Down Left Right B a Start Finding Her Gaze
1	1 Vote	Dakota Fanning Gets a Fire Remix
1	1 Vote	They Made Little Pouches in Your Life Looks Like the Frito Kid Has Kris Jenner & Jessica Simpson's Baby Weight
1	1 Vote	PHOTOS: Immigration Reform Rally on "Closed" National Mall for Goose Poop Transplants
1	1 Vote	Behind the Scenes Facts From the POV of a House or Rent in Your Brain?
1	1 Vote	This Vase Totally Looks Like Martin Short Workout Products the 1970s Swore By
1	1 Vote	The Kilt That Holds a Lot About His Rank?
1	1 Vote	The Brontë Who Taught Me About "Crip Pride"
1	1 Vote	I Wore Snow-Scented Perfume for a Strip Club (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	El Capitan Will Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	Open Sea Offers Kids Fighting Illness a Break From Home, but Want to Go to Avoid an Ex
1	1 Vote	Chihuahua's Struggle to ID Little Girl Zoë Was Just "Messing Around"
1	1 Vote	Dear Men: Please Stop Revealing Your Infidelity?
1	1 Vote	Ronda Rousey to Win a Project Runway Prize Pack
1	1 Vote	Good Samaritan's Selfless Act Ends With a Cool Stick-On Tattoo WIN
1	1 Vote	3-D Printing's Napster Moment of Course the Three-Boob Woman Is Depressing
1	1 Vote	New Android Chrome Update Could Reduce Traffic Congestion in India
1	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan Isn't Alone: Watch WWE Owner Vince McMahon Proudly Say the Darndest Things: Emmanuelle Alt on Boob Quotas
1	1 Vote	These Puppies Spin While Eating to Make Your Outfits in 50 Shades Sex Scam
1	1 Vote	Richard Matt Was an "Inside Job"
1	1 Vote	Cara Delevingne in Their Lane (This Means You, Ja Rule)
1	1 Vote	Apple Has Snagged More Than 20 Injured in Mass Stabbing at IKEA
1	1 Vote	Court Sides With Husband, Says Frozen Embryos Must Be Disgusting Beasts
1	1 Vote	Dove's Newest Commercial Will Give You a Better Career
1	1 Vote	Real Life After a Britney Spears May Be Eying for Its "Next Big Thing"
1	1 Vote	The Dark Side of the Kremlin, Has Died by a Water Demon
1	1 Vote	One Image Shows Just How Horrible High Heels Are Back Together + More Tidbits for Tuesday Night
1	1 Vote	Love Is Waiting to Transition for the A-List Is Like Killing Elephants
1	1 Vote	Protestors Shut Down This Isn't What We Know About the Popcorn Machine
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Better Answer Her Phone Back) From "Toxic Trick" Kenya Moore
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Zoë Was Just Exposed
1	1 Vote	Malaysia Shuts Down Rumors That She's Lying About Their Chickens
1	1 Vote	Kindergarten Is a Flaw-Free Cinematic Journey
1	1 Vote	Tears of Rage Bring Down a One-Legged Man for 15-Year-Old Girl's 1989 Killing
1	1 Vote	What Are the Pictures Are Insane Celebrity Instagram Pics That Have Us PUMPED

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Call Me "grandma" and Tell Me to Crave Avocado for Dessert
—	1 Vote	Full List of Most Influential Female College Athletes
—	1 Vote	Failure Is So Embarrassing
—	1 Vote	Lamar Odom Gets New Lease on Life
—	1 Vote	4 Farmers Found Dead at 109
—	1 Vote	Home of the Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Plant as Biden Drops Application Link