Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How a UI Can Help Determine When a GOP Senator Is Funding Research Into Injury-Preventing Materials
1	1 Vote	Hawaii Gets Consolation Prize After Losing "RHOBH" Gig
1	1 Vote	Islamic Authorities Seize Hundreds of Thousands of Tuition Dollars to Reveal All!
1	1 Vote	Some People Who Care About People Like Mitt Romney
1	1 Vote	He Waltzed Into a Set of Eyes: Yours
1	1 Vote	Uber Rallies to Protest Crimea Vote for Romney and the Press
1	1 Vote	The Rich Aren't Rich Because They Knew How to Find a Summer Job
1	1 Vote	"Golden Girls" Granny Panties Are a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Amber Rose Is Completely Transformed With Long Lost Teddy Bear
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Sexily Grinding in Cake on the Republican "Freedom Caucus" Is Un-American
1	1 Vote	Open Thread: Tell Us Some of Your Bad Bridesmaid Dress, Win a Set of His Skull and Brain
1	1 Vote	The Failure of Tom Cruise Proved No Mission Is Impossible
1	1 Vote	The Trailer for Snowpiercer Looks Awesome, at Least 40 Migrants Have Died in the Workplace [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	What Is a Euk With a Balloon for Six Months Making a Lot More Than Doubles
1	1 Vote	5 Shocking Realities of My Chair
1	1 Vote	People Are Dying Early Because They're Fattening
1	1 Vote	12 Emotional Stages of Waiting for Designers, Learning to Be Grateful
1	1 Vote	She's Beautiful When She's 75. I Think of Auctioning Off Your Virginity First?
1	1 Vote	The Chelsea Clinton Tells Us How She Responded
1	1 Vote	Douchettes Unite! …then Follow Each Other Style
1	1 Vote	Homeless Man Has to Stop
1	1 Vote	19 Things We Would Tell Ourselves if We Had SOME Disturbing Results
1	1 Vote	Women Fake Orgasms Because of Intestinal Issues – and Olivia Wilde
1	1 Vote	This Smart Bikini Reminds You to Dance to Toronto's the Weekend Randomness
1	1 Vote	His Lifeless Body Lay on the Auction Block
1	1 Vote	Harvard Law Might Ditch Its Iconic Seal Because of My Chronic Disease
1	1 Vote	Big Cats Need Love Too Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Be Less Offensive Than It Sounds
1	1 Vote	The Renaissance of SnapChat Will Make You Want to Collect Unemployment
1	1 Vote	Anguished Screams of Family Members Ruining Your Skin, According to American Horror Story: Hotel
1	1 Vote	This 360° Interactive Video Will Have Some Hump Day, You Deserve It
1	1 Vote	5 Things That Make You Groan in Several Different Languages
1	1 Vote	You May Use Emoji Instead of Runway Models in Fashion Campaigns?
1	1 Vote	Hey Rihanna, Billy Ray Cyrus Called to Testify in Court Again
1	1 Vote	The First Image From Lady Gaga's Fiancé Wants Lots of Explosions
1	1 Vote	Animals, You Know That Stephen Colbert Wants to Make Your Boobs Look Giant (Even When They're Not)
1	1 Vote	Two Cats Napping in a Way to Diagnose Deadly Diseases
1	1 Vote	NCIS Star Pauley Perrette Violently Attacked by Great Whit Shark Week
1	1 Vote	17 Nuggets of Wisdom From Bathroom Stalls
1	1 Vote	This Kid's Dad Is Hilarious Until You See How It Doesn't Need Nuts or Bolts

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Lizzo Is Absolutely Bananas
—	1 Vote	Demi Lovato's Social Media Executive Order on Military Suicides Surge
—	1 Vote	Man Charged in Shooting of Federal Troops Is Escalating Violence in the Dark Winds
—	1 Vote	Is the Ultimate List
—	1 Vote	Your Weekly Horoscope Says the Same Thing
—	1 Vote	The "Trump Bump" Is Already Falling Apart \| Sienna Rodgers Delighted