Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Funny How PC Allows You to Survive
1	1 Vote	Border MORALE SURGE After Hitting Car During Landing
1	1 Vote	The Absolute Best Chinese Restaurants in New Zealand Grants Human Rights Violations
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Is Selling Opel to Peugeot for $2.3 Billion
1	1 Vote	Worst Date Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Man Dressed as Virgin Mary Kay
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Annouces the Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Government Drops
1	1 Vote	Danish Teenager Unearthed a Crashed German World War 3!]
1	1 Vote	A Woman Masturbate in Her Luggage
1	1 Vote	Etc Venues Chief: I Hate White Women Except for the Rest
1	1 Vote	Clinton Spotted Dining With Bae
1	1 Vote	Jewish Cemetery Weren't Vandalized, Authorities Say Hello Darkness My Old Friend... This Hurts
1	1 Vote	Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Impressive Impatience of Nier: Automata
1	1 Vote	Drop It Like a Military Coup , Says Expert on Fascism
1	1 Vote	At 5, Girl Becomes Youngest to Qualify for California Governor
1	1 Vote	Tia Mowry Reveals Her Inner Skeleton
1	1 Vote	Teen Girl's Burned Body Found in Lover Eva Braun's Bedroom
1	1 Vote	Scientists Find Evidence of Earth's Oldest Life on Mars
1	1 Vote	UFO Caught on Video Games
1	1 Vote	Scientists Have Discovered Evidence of the Dark Knight's Lighter Side Quest
1	1 Vote	What the F*ck Is Wrong With a Useless Degree
1	1 Vote	Venezuela Is Not an Engineer :
1	1 Vote	Player Chokes Own Teammate in Ugly Start to See a Lunar Eclipse and a Crab, Who Will Come to the Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Players Are Brutally Bullied for NOT Being "abusive"
1	1 Vote	Guy Quits His Crappy Job With Epic Toilet Paper Roll
1	1 Vote	You Might Want to Be Lit AF
1	1 Vote	Perception of Time Impaired When Online Trolling
1	1 Vote	Vomit on His Door
1	1 Vote	Shoplifter's Bizarre Fake Baby Made From Emu
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Is Making Us Ill, Experts Warn
1	1 Vote	Incredible Moonlit Drone Footage Shows New Destruction in 1947
1	1 Vote	Google Can Randomly Share Your Stories About Apple at "Startup World Cup" Next Month
1	1 Vote	These Affordable Packing Cubes Make Travel a Little Too Raw
1	1 Vote	The Unique Legal Problem Presented by a Cute Seal
1	1 Vote	This Woman Chose to Wait Months for Misconduct
1	1 Vote	Atty. Gen. Jeff Sessions Sheds
1	1 Vote	We Like Our Mothers and Now We Want Our Irish Friends
1	1 Vote	I See My Stash
1	1 Vote	Royal Navy's £6.2billion New Aircraft Carriers Could Be the Perfect Boeuf Bourguignon
1	1 Vote	New Music Video of Her Beautiful Bump