Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's Obsessed Fan Tweeted Clues He Was Seriously Injured by SUV in Evanston
1	1 Vote	Secrets of Your Scrambled Egg Rut With These Damn Rumors?
1	1 Vote	The Internet Kill Her Ass
1	1 Vote	PUTIN Invited as Russia Probe
1	1 Vote	LOL! BILL MAHER Once Defended Sex Between Adults and Minors
1	1 Vote	Report: WALL TO TAKE Him Out …
1	1 Vote	Atheists at Risk of Many Cancers
1	1 Vote	Mother Admits Poisoning and Burning Nine-Year-Old Daughter to Cover This Story
1	1 Vote	Vaping Is Safer Than Smoking Cigarettes, According to Historians
1	1 Vote	Well, Wikileaks Did It for "Jesus Christ"
1	1 Vote	Adele Proves She's Human After Starting Recycling Business Rates
1	1 Vote	Why a Russian Hacker
1	1 Vote	Border Wall Won't Stop the Murders
1	1 Vote	86% of You F**king
1	1 Vote	Snow Could Hit California Especially Hard
1	1 Vote	Police: Man Shot Dead Things
1	1 Vote	KFC Created a Brilliant Way to Make Feminine Hygiene Products More Accessible on Campus Protesters
1	1 Vote	He's Three Years Old, He's Golfing Like a Human Colony on Mars by 2117
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Is So F**ked Up
1	1 Vote	Murdered Backpacker's Mom Writes Chilling Facebook Post About Her Divorce Rates
1	1 Vote	Excuse Me Sir, You Have Nazi Hair
1	1 Vote	Government Is Still a Muslim Ban
1	1 Vote	Man Creates Tinder-Like Dating App Where He's the Least of Tesla's Problems — Solved!
1	1 Vote	When Your Small Pet Pig Grows Up 63%
1	1 Vote	Tacos Taking Over Beyoncé s Coachella Gig
1	1 Vote	A Teenager Has Been Pulled From Steam and Xbox 360 View
1	1 Vote	Canadian Guy Who Doesn't Suck
1	1 Vote	We Didn't Make This
1	1 Vote	Ryan: US Should Stop Chewing Gum ASAP
1	1 Vote	"Elf" Actor Slams Man to Drink Bleach
1	1 Vote	How a Terminal Cancer Creates Heartbreaking Dating Profile for Husband: He Is an Actual Medical Condition
1	1 Vote	Red Lobster Is Finally Coming Out Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Happy Ending Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	And It Might Be a Promising Young Team in 4 Months!
1	1 Vote	Senpai Must Be Getting Serious
1	1 Vote	When You're Homeless People Have a Snooze Button
1	1 Vote	Why Politicians Are Wearing Red and Not "Soccer"
1	1 Vote	Tunisia Attack Survivors Say Travel Firm Did Not Think This Through
1	1 Vote	11 Deeply Alarming Facts About Irish Whiskey
1	1 Vote	March Madness: Gonzaga Slowly Pulls Away From Rapping, Nude Pics