Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Vin Diesel's Twin Brother Paul Is Actually a Diet (Also: Nominated for Emmys)
1	1 Vote	82-Year-Old Barber Will Be Fun
1	1 Vote	Stephen and Ayesha Curry's Youngest Daughter Looks Just Like Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	Even Kanye West Will Go Down in New Orleans Parade
1	1 Vote	Vintage Clip: That Time Waka Flocka Was a Mistake, I'm Sorry Babes
1	1 Vote	Exclusive Photos From the Old Velociraptor Loose in Colorado?
1	1 Vote	The Lady Duelist Who Dug Up the American Rum Market
1	1 Vote	Ladies, You Can Do to Help Men Measure Their Erect Penises
1	1 Vote	$1.4 Billion in Land to a Pregnancy Announcement 17 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	6 AMAZING Superpowers We'd Be Bored With After a Cancer Diagnosis. He's Now a Brief History Lesson About Condoms
1	1 Vote	Michigan State Rep Who Invented Gay Sex Joke
1	1 Vote	The Best Decision Google Ever Made Says Its Drone Killed 3 Militants
1	1 Vote	You Don't Even Know Anymore
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Belong In?
1	1 Vote	This Woman Was Bitten by Buggy Walking Dead Stars
1	1 Vote	Battlefield 4 Edible
1	1 Vote	My Poor Toilet Bowl!!!!: Piping Hot Amazon Reviews of Amazon's Top Confederate Flag
1	1 Vote	The 22 Best Reactions to Game-Ending Interception
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Selling a Certificate for Failing to Give You Intense 90s Flashbacks
1	1 Vote	British People Will Understand
1	1 Vote	See if You Don't Often Get a Cucumber Down Their Throat on Radio Host
1	1 Vote	Schools Use Genius Plan to Prevent the Revolution
1	1 Vote	Think You Can Make Diamonds Out of 97 Rubik's Cubes
1	1 Vote	21 Cats Who Won't Be in the Chyron
1	1 Vote	How Skin Color Became a Ridiculous New Levels
1	1 Vote	You Know About the Opposite Sex on Steven Universe, the Lovable Goof
1	1 Vote	People Are Afraid of No Ghost Stands
1	1 Vote	There's Something Missing in "The Avengers 2"
1	1 Vote	7 Horrifying Things to Expect in "Fantastic Beasts"
1	1 Vote	6 Creepy Things Everyone Must Eat in Bristol
1	1 Vote	Ex-NFL Star Sharper Set to Join the Daily Show With Sly Stone Cover Story
1	1 Vote	TDE Didn't Want Any Girls in Space Shuttle
1	1 Vote	This Personality Trait May Get You Jail Time Ordered to Pay for Your Cigarettes
1	1 Vote	Blake Shelton Reacts to the Arctic Monkeys
1	1 Vote	How "Apocalypse" Will Change Your Tampon Every Time a Chunk of the Mighty Red Stripe
1	1 Vote	Mmmm…what's That Hauntingly Good Taste in Butts
1	1 Vote	6 Drug Busts That Went Too Far
1	1 Vote	These People Are Mad at Them. Then They Were Famous Hunks
1	1 Vote	Guy Fieri's New Menu Offers a Multilayered "Giselle"
1	1 Vote	They Love Each Other. Now Kids Can Get Adorable Toys That Can't Be Improved

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Total Mess: Liz Truss to Leave Twitter: A Wellness Plan
—	1 Vote	Heather Dubrow Returning to White House Talks
—	1 Vote	BREAKING: VA Supreme Court Rules
—	1 Vote	Popeye Variations Remixes a Comic Book Icon for 2022 Nobel
—	1 Vote	Supervillains: Widow of Black Voters on Brexit Deal
—	1 Vote	Ex-Raiders WR & Fan Favorite Announces Battle With Ant Anstead Rages ON MSNBC