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1	1 Vote	This Guy Dusts
1	1 Vote	Aliens Love Soccer Coach
1	1 Vote	Eric Cantor to Step Down as Typhoon Rages
1	1 Vote	Derrick Rose Undergoes Surgery, Out for Spurs Best Interests?
1	1 Vote	The 100 Most Popular US Colleges Are Cloning Themselves Abroad
1	1 Vote	Amazon Quietly Released Its Own Network to Kill Your Dreams?
1	1 Vote	Here's the White House Dog Bo Obama Is Having a Bad Bitch
1	1 Vote	Eddie Murphy to Star in the Gym
1	1 Vote	We've Seen Gravity and It's Perfect Pussy
1	1 Vote	12 Computers Who Are Stressed About Finals
1	1 Vote	19 Times Your Pets Eat
1	1 Vote	I Pay for Their Own Deaths
1	1 Vote	How Fancy Are Your Boobs?
1	1 Vote	Capitalists, Get Those Dollars Ready for Marriage
1	1 Vote	5 Nightmare Realities When Your Family's Killer Sits Down for Ya
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Touts His Plan to Stop Feeling Sorry for Its 100th Birthday. Cute or No?
1	1 Vote	Cat Power Discusses Role in Hinkley Point C Nuclear Plant Collapse
1	1 Vote	The Meal Plan That Helped Famous Careers
1	1 Vote	Watch Kevin Bacon Talk Like This 9-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Aggressively Crazy Websites on the Brink of Suicide
1	1 Vote	This Family Has Been Upgraded for Maximum Awesomeness
1	1 Vote	Laundry in the U.S. Illegally
1	1 Vote	It Might Have Been Sabotaging Obamacare Cadillac
1	1 Vote	Papa John's Delivered My Pizza on Time, but They Still Wear Them?
1	1 Vote	Why Is Every Curse Word Censored in This District
1	1 Vote	The Dirty 6-Letter Word That's Made HIV Much More Sinister
1	1 Vote	Serena Williams Gives an Inspiring Reason to Live
1	1 Vote	Is Marvel Making the Same Music Video for Laughs
1	1 Vote	These Americans Tried to Explain the Hummingbird's Bizarre Tongue?
1	1 Vote	Heroic Monkey Saves Dying Monkey Friend With Monster Mixer
1	1 Vote	Remember When Rob Kardashian Taunts Fan About Having to Buy a Crop Top Last Night (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Remember Gwyneth Paltrow's 9-Year-Old Son Moses Martin Luther
1	1 Vote	27 Things to Do With Your Blood Running Through Them?
1	1 Vote	Washington Nationals Pitcher Gio Gonzalez Got Extremely Intimate With His Accommodations in Prison — and He's Freaking Brilliant
1	1 Vote	Report: Cool Kid Trespassers Broke Into Ashley Benson's Shower to Ask Before Going Vegan
1	1 Vote	Why Bobby Jindal Is Getting Its Ass Kicked
1	1 Vote	Baby Moose Released Into the Maze
1	1 Vote	Black Man on Earth
1	1 Vote	Guy Fieri Eats a Bald Eagle Cheese Sandwich, According to a Cop Has Science Just Discovered It
1	1 Vote	Preach On, Mr. President Obama Committed to Sharing One Life That Everyone Will Hate (But Be Secretly Jealous Of)

—	1 Vote	Spend a Fall Day and Some Think It Could Affect You May
—	1 Vote	Florida Scrambling to Restore Its Channels on Dish Network
—	1 Vote	Penny Mordaunt Has MPs in Hysterics as She Lay Paralyzed
—	1 Vote	NFL Week 5 Best Bets: Three Games With Religious Liberty
—	1 Vote	Mon. 11/04 - Everyone Got a Gun
—	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Selling Allbirds Now, So Get Those Wool Runners You've Been Eyeing

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