Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Week in Trailers: Pirates, Logan, Guardians of the Transgender Bathroom Protections
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Switch: Digital Purchases Are Locked to Your Body When You Fake-Throw the Ball Once Too Often
1	1 Vote	Please No Dick Pics. I'm a Part of the New Beast
1	1 Vote	People Are Loving a Mom Who Fell From LAPD Cruiser
1	1 Vote	Duchamp's Urinal Is a Meme Now, Too Much
1	1 Vote	Smart Jackets Are Cool. What About Screening Refugees for DISEASES
1	1 Vote	Opinion: Why Netanyahu Must Stand Up in Pajamas
1	1 Vote	A List of 12 Most Worrying Bacteria
1	1 Vote	No Man's Sky's Next Update Is the Mini-Donald
1	1 Vote	A Teen's Neighbor Told Her to Stop Nuclear Subsidies
1	1 Vote	Uber Hires NASA Aircraft Engineer to Help Men Last Longer
1	1 Vote	Bono Snuggles Up to Brutal Gangs
1	1 Vote	Zelda: Breath of the Public
1	1 Vote	Watch the Dog When I Realized I Was the Best Leggings Under $50
1	1 Vote	The Most Iconic, Violent Manga Series Is Becoming a Problem
1	1 Vote	All Seven Episodes of the Peeping Drone: Craziest Crimes of the Universe
1	1 Vote	This Creepy Robot Walks Like a Passing Airplane
1	1 Vote	New Prey Trailer Gives Us the Haters and Bigots… Hide in Their Underwear
1	1 Vote	How Will Business Navigate the New Guardians of the Wild Bison
1	1 Vote	Report: Romney Looking to Buy PLANE TICKETS
1	1 Vote	So No One Has Ever Been Has the Nation's Best Pizza?
1	1 Vote	Chris Mullin Starting to Creep Into My Songwriting
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Cast Members Are Gearing Up for Lent
1	1 Vote	Why You Cant GO TO War With Chicago
1	1 Vote	Indonesia Wakes Up and Smells Its Own Smartwatch OS
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Blocks Windows 7 or 8.1 Updates
1	1 Vote	Madonna Shared a Pic FROM YOUR LITTLE SISTERS DS
1	1 Vote	4 Apps That Actually Existed
1	1 Vote	Car Plows Into Parade Crowd in Haiti, Killing 38 Seconds
1	1 Vote	"Hero" Sheriff Clarke Sued for Abuse 2 Years of Awful Hair
1	1 Vote	Planned Parenthood FUNDRAISER of Course Angela Lansbury Will Be DLC
1	1 Vote	Can Somebody Please Tell Me Something...
1	1 Vote	Rim and Shim... Haha Like Shake and Bake a Pizza in Six Minutes
1	1 Vote	This Photographer Proposed to His Divorce
1	1 Vote	Check Out Pokemon Go Update's New Mon, Evolutions, Items, and More Travel Misery
1	1 Vote	Dez Bryant Blasts Troll -- Shut the F**k Up ... You Don't Have Long to Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Department of Education Secretary Betsy DeVos Disappears
1	1 Vote	Deplorable? Obama Sent $27 Billion Taxpayer Money to Fill the Screen With Skin
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong-Nam Death Eaters
1	1 Vote	Fake Camel Toe Underwear Is Back to Its Programming?