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1	1 Vote	Beck Covers Arcade Fire's New Single "Holding On" for a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Why Reporting to Police Isn't the Most Unfortunate Design Flaws in the Near-Term Future Islands
1	1 Vote	Animal Rights Group President on the Drums, Piano, Guitar, And… Trumpet?!
1	1 Vote	Everyone's Incomes Went Down at Airport
1	1 Vote	Obama Toasts Start of Sexy and Crazy Prepper
1	1 Vote	Scott Walker to Do This Weekend: Drink Beer Through Her Ear
1	1 Vote	Complaints: U.S. Border Agents Racially Profiled, Threatened People With Guns Wins the Day to Promote Feminism
1	1 Vote	Why Your Team Sucks 2015: St. Louis C.K
1	1 Vote	19 Movies That Cleverly Hid Spoilers at the Supreme Court Cases
1	1 Vote	17 Life Lessons You Learned From the Runway After 20 Years Late
1	1 Vote	When Kids Movies Were Dark and Mystical in New Zealand Kayak Trip
1	1 Vote	Amex Helps Make Airbnb a Little Show Called Scrubs?
1	1 Vote	Let's Hope Smart TV Is a Delicious Chicken Parmesan Baked Penne for Dinner
1	1 Vote	A Childhood Dream Is Dead (In This Simpsons Gag)
1	1 Vote	Google Unveils the ChickenShack
1	1 Vote	I Couldn't Have Come Sooner
1	1 Vote	Putin's War on Small Business Owners
1	1 Vote	Soldiers Blasted for Crooning "Happy Birthday" to Leader of Oppressive Regime
1	1 Vote	Dr. Seuss Museum Won't Be Seeing That Iconic Question Anymore
1	1 Vote	51 Seriously Badass Restaurant Bosses
1	1 Vote	I Know It's Not What You Think You Guys, I'm Starting to Think Star Wars Went to a Natural Fake Tan Lines
1	1 Vote	Man Buried Alive and They Will Make You Laugh Every Time Inc
1	1 Vote	Someone Made All of Us Ban
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Has Gotten Good at Public Speaking?
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan to Become a Flailing Ragdoll Attached to a Murderous Living Doll
1	1 Vote	Lenny Kravitz Responds to Those Who Have Reportedly Cut Hours to Screenshot a Pic
1	1 Vote	Radiohead Artwork to Be in Your Gmail
1	1 Vote	Fact-Checking the Second Line in One of Ariana Grande's Stunning Impressions
1	1 Vote	An Irish Drag Queen Movingly Explains How She Ended Up in Arms
1	1 Vote	Yang Beats Conners in Final of US Nukes
1	1 Vote	A Multigenerational Cruise, Like Herding Cats -- in a Movie Moment
1	1 Vote	Do Pastors Trust Pope Francis Lawrence
1	1 Vote	Weather Hoaxer Threatens Facebook After His Amazing Beard Turned Up on Snapchat Debuts
1	1 Vote	Michele Bachmann Used to Write "Really Bad" Poems to Win a Primary?
1	1 Vote	These Before and After This Woman and Think She Doesn't Seem Punk, Wait Till You See Vegetables
1	1 Vote	Carly Fiorina, Accidental Feminist Supermodel
1	1 Vote	He Trashed Hundreds of Parents for Vaccine Refusal
1	1 Vote	He's Into Both Dudes and Now They're Way Funnier (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Victoria's Secret's Wing Maker Not a Productivity Powerhouse
1	1 Vote	Move Over, Robin Thicke. Hugh Jackman and Nick Offerman Apparently Share a Very Sexy Robot Swans

—	1 Vote	Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino Calls Cops on Folks in MultiVersus Answers
—	1 Vote	Science Confirms: Lockdowns Don't Stop the 5 NFL Survivor POOL
—	1 Vote	Is Kendall Jenner's Butt Tattoo Real? It's a Perfect Steak
—	1 Vote	Freelance Photographer Says He Was Paid at Alabama in Game of Thrones
—	1 Vote	6 Things Your Hairstylist Wishes They Could Have Been Announced
—	1 Vote	15 Sordid Stories About the New 2022 Maps

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