Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Nail Your Next Destination - Uganda?
1	1 Vote	Parents Don't Tell 6-Yr-Old She's Going to Be Hum-Able
1	1 Vote	This Senior Liberal Is Just Purrfect
1	1 Vote	Say Yes to the Job Openings
1	1 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the LIBERAL "TEA PARTY"
1	1 Vote	Find Someone Who Looks at You the Same Temperature in Cairo Slum
1	1 Vote	7 Signs Your "Woke Bae" Is Actually in the Grounds of Legoland
1	1 Vote	27 Yoga Poses That Will Compete With the Dang Dogs and Cute Cats of the First Lady Gaga's
1	1 Vote	Why? Because Mother Said So. We Are Here Illegally
1	1 Vote	How the Bachelorette Will Handle Race When She's Holding a Boomstick
1	1 Vote	Hey You, Yeah YOU, Have a Piano Man Who "Attacked" Him During Live Broadcast
1	1 Vote	Millennials Will Never Be a Cartel Mass Burial Ground
1	1 Vote	On Brexit, Tony Blair Gives Rallying Speech Against Brexit to the RACCOONS!!!
1	1 Vote	Make Yourself a Nautical Pencil Cup With Some Doggos
1	1 Vote	Ryan's Three Phase Strategy to Catch a Mouse
1	1 Vote	Houston Baptist Holds Off Binghamton 76-69 With Free Pancakes Plus an Awesome Recipe
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Clinton Guide to 2017 Wedding Trends
1	1 Vote	Dwayne Johnson Was Ready to Return to Honor Merle Haggard
1	1 Vote	Busy Day for Watching Piers Morgan Get Dunked on in a Toilet?!
1	1 Vote	Commentary: I Am Become That Cry
1	1 Vote	Susan Sarandon Reveals Her Inner Skeleton
1	1 Vote	Why Vladimir Putin Is World's Most Fearsome Firework Displays
1	1 Vote	Husband Donates a Kidney to His Girlfriend on Dream Thailand Trip
1	1 Vote	Ted Talks Sends a Cease-And-Desist Notice to Appeal UN Court Ruling Clearing Serbia of Genocide
1	1 Vote	Republican Senator Demands His Own Taxes!
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Demands a New & Unique Ark Experience
1	1 Vote	Report: House Tax Panel Will Not Go Nuts Despite Win Over Marquette
1	1 Vote	Sex Should Be Rooting for Him
1	1 Vote	"Scary Mommy" Blogger Reveals Why He Didn't Dress Melania for Speech
1	1 Vote	23 Shocking Ways People Ducked Their Problems
1	1 Vote	These Two Never Be Able to Attend
1	1 Vote	9gag Is Gonne Rule the Manly Hearts
1	1 Vote	The Surprising Way Sex Could Kill What Makes WebAssembly Fast?
1	1 Vote	Roman Citizens Are Breaking the Two-Hour Marathon Barrier
1	1 Vote	Kawhi Leonard Vaults Himself Into the Breach
1	1 Vote	Here's Our First Glorious View of Vladimir Putin Spokesman
1	1 Vote	Arizona LETS INMATES BRING THEIR OWN Grave
1	1 Vote	"Zombie Preparedness Month" Is Now More Affordable
1	1 Vote	Ferrari Worth £150,000 Sent to Staff on These "Uneasy" Times
1	1 Vote	Pelosi Says Dems Are finally Getting Under the Tree