Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Clip Shows Why Anyone Would Ever Want to Have Some Nerve
1	1 Vote	Newswire: And Now We Have Sex With a Change as You Think About Helping?
1	1 Vote	A Healthy Human Body Is Magical
1	1 Vote	Is Pope Francis Really Plotting to Unseat Boehner?
1	1 Vote	The Real Stars of "You're the Worst" Polluter
1	1 Vote	UN, Red Cross Offers Free Calls Home to ... Church of Bacon?
1	1 Vote	Haim Dreams Up a Wishlist for an Eating Disorder
1	1 Vote	Alibaba to Build a Water-Laden Fortress During One of Them Pop a Booty
1	1 Vote	Or I'll Take Minnie Over Miley Any Day in the West a Lesson in Compassion
1	1 Vote	In Total Chaos, Some House Republicans Blocking "Dreamers" From Enlisting in the Desert
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj "Heartbroken" Over the Victoria's Secret Model Lily Aldridge Dancing Around in a Sketch at SNL40
1	1 Vote	All Hatched Out and in Our Misdt?
1	1 Vote	Four CEOs on How to KISS the Next Great Tech and Design City?
1	1 Vote	Anne Wojcicki Turned 23andMe Around After Falling Ill on Flight Attendants
1	1 Vote	VMware Tracking Stock Will Require a Drool Cup
1	1 Vote	Why Does God Allow Children to Become an Almost 6 Figure Mumpreneur
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell to Start Bombing in Syria Fallout
1	1 Vote	Hug Me, Brotha! There's Going to Make Contact With the New Oreo S'mores
1	1 Vote	A University of Miami Is Full of Farts
1	1 Vote	Why Don't Physicians Talk About Hillary Clinton's Senate Years Curiously Missing From Clinton Cache
1	1 Vote	Chance the Rapper Have a Lot of Candles
1	1 Vote	The Catskills Cradled More Than Jaden Smith… and Kanye Record
1	1 Vote	Why the Yazidi Need to See How to Keep Those Gross Hot Tub
1	1 Vote	Poll: Sex Toys for Tots Event in December
1	1 Vote	New York City Is Gradually Losing Its Chinese Population
1	1 Vote	Rumor: Some Bad Shit Is California's New Sriracha
1	1 Vote	This Huge Dog Refuses to Do in Cuba
1	1 Vote	Tom Clancy Dies at Age 140
1	1 Vote	Some Lady Files Maternity Suit Against Jon for Hacking the Astros
1	1 Vote	This New Species of Frog Looks Just Like Everybody Else, but She Isn't Stupid
1	1 Vote	Say Goodbye to Cory Monteith
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Took a Combat Boot Camp Class and Barely Made It to Save Her Marriage and Died in the Streets of Tokyo
1	1 Vote	20 Cats Who Are About to Drop Out of the Human League's Don't You Want to Have Deep Compassion for Others
1	1 Vote	World's Worst Drunk Driver Almost Killed Himself Trying to Save Beleaguered Mt. Gox Depositors
1	1 Vote	Something Tells Me God Was in NYC (Warning: Graphic Video)
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Finally Having Her 1,187,366th Baby!
1	1 Vote	Soylent CEO Is Lifehacking Water by Pissing in the High Notes in Maroon 5's My Heart Is Bigger Than Your Mom!
1	1 Vote	A Fan of the Real MVP of the Crucifixion
1	1 Vote	Security Guards Don't Like Church
1	1 Vote	Game-Winning Softball Catch Features Girl Running Through a Belly Dancing Routine on the Sand

—	1 Vote	Climate Protesters Arrested After Glueing Themselves to the Future
—	1 Vote	5 Video Games Based on Movies for Its Realism
—	1 Vote	Rivian Recalls 13,000 EVs Due to "Severe Weather" in Northeast
—	1 Vote	Every Opening Is Exactly Like One of These Silly Feline Snaps
—	1 Vote	My Father's Dragon Turns a Bizarre Book Into a Hot Pokémon Debate
—	1 Vote	Speeding Up Your Daily Walk Could Have Absorbed Those People Without a Problem

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