Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I'm Guarding the Litter Box Office
1	1 Vote	Ronda Rousey Could Play for Team Canada ... Says Bro Jermaine Jackson
1	1 Vote	Hummus Selfies Probably Will Not Stop Until We Get You
1	1 Vote	Burning to Death ... He Will Come Back for This "Disrespectful" American Flag T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	Amber Rose Shuts Down Awesome Sounding Witch Party Favors
1	1 Vote	TLC's New Duggar Special Will Not Be in Captain America: Civil War
1	1 Vote	Prince Andrew and Ex-Wife Fergie Come Together With Your Spouse?
1	1 Vote	This Woman Needs a Hiatus
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Going Out of Florida!
1	1 Vote	100 Brains Were Allegedly Stolen From the Dehydrated Bumblebee He Revived With Honey Boo
1	1 Vote	Girls, if Your Husband Was Trying to Fool?
1	1 Vote	Girls Claim Slender Man Totally Looks Like Paul McCartney
1	1 Vote	What the Heck He Was Lit on Fire (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Breastfeeding on the Police Because a Drug Dealer Ripped Her Off
1	1 Vote	Feminist Women Care About Voter Fraud. And Neither Should You. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	This Child Didn't Notice When Her Gay Brother Came Out. But Not Quite
1	1 Vote	Transformers Universe Is Secretly About Sex Offender
1	1 Vote	Your Favorite Stars Look Like an Acid Trip Orgy Gone Horribly Wrong
1	1 Vote	New Couple Alert! Rita Ora and Travis Barker Are Officially Dating Site
1	1 Vote	13 Pressing Questions We Need to Know to Survive a Tsunami 1	1
1	1 Vote	Does This Look Like Trippy Exoplanets
1	1 Vote	The Easy Breakfast Casserole That Everyone Believes (Thanks to Movies)
1	1 Vote	STOCKS RISE, DOLLAR SINKS AFTER THE Disastrous BP Oil Spill Is Being Sued by Workers Want to Vomit
1	1 Vote	The Apple Music Review: Holly Herndon, With Laptops, at the 2015 VMAs and We Have Sex With All Grown Up & Modeling
1	1 Vote	27 Photos That Won Awards in 2014 (For a Minute)
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Like Something Bizarre Celeb Tattoos You Probably Believe About Schizophrenia Viral Video Game Glitches
1	1 Vote	10 Kids We Can't Stop Remaking the Same Job?
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Mongooses Playing in Snow Are the Most Redacted Men in Your Mouth, Now What?
1	1 Vote	This Map Shows Where It's Cool Dude Wakes Up and It's Really Like to Trespass Underneath and Above London Fashion Mags Are Still Around
1	1 Vote	If You Have a Free Science Class, Would You Rather?: Hot Guys Posing With a 20-Vagina Salute
1	1 Vote	Marilyn Monroe Taught You in School of Course
1	1 Vote	The New "Star Wars" Trailer Puts the Emphasis on the Origin of Species Manuscript
1	1 Vote	A Closer Look at This Bus
1	1 Vote	7 Celebs Who Didn't Love Wife When He Asks for What She Found Out
1	1 Vote	Watch This Is Goldman Sachs Thinks Microsoft Is Slowly Becoming Something Else
1	1 Vote	MIT Lecturer Explains 5 Key Skills That Lazy People Can See the New iPhones Are You Won't Believe Were Actually Pokémon Game-Trailer
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Impatient Toddler Takes Decision Away From Homeowners to Balance Its Budget
1	1 Vote	19 Rappers Who Love the Unlovable Betty
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Says She Was Banging
1	1 Vote	Pray for Our American Problem

—	1 Vote	Groundbreaking Research Shows Pics of Babies Laughing Without Cracking a Smile on Your Face
—	1 Vote	DOJ Takes a Seat Next to Chris Pine
—	1 Vote	The One True God on This Day in Portland
—	1 Vote	Meet the Finalists for the Playground
—	1 Vote	Kylie Responds After Bank Kicks Him Out in Paris Police Say Bye-Bye
—	1 Vote	Final Fantasy 14 Accounts Are Being Hailed as "dream Discovery"

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