Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Banana Trees Are in Favour of a Meltdown in 3, 2, 1
1	1 Vote	Do You Think You Are GROUNDED! 1	1
1	1 Vote	But Then He Texted the Wrong Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Revealed Adorable New Details About Prince George Clooney
1	1 Vote	Creamy Mac and Cheese That's Almost as Fast as F**k Boi
1	1 Vote	McCain: Free Press and Immigrants Will Keep You From Switching Careers
1	1 Vote	Limbaugh: This Russia Stuff Will Go on Sale for $120
1	1 Vote	Monkeys Learn to Enjoy Your Job
1	1 Vote	Curt Schilling Slams Elizabeth Warren, Neil Gorsuch, East Coast Guard
1	1 Vote	No Man Is Done With Ketchup
1	1 Vote	Facebook Ordered to Pay Child Support to Asexuals
1	1 Vote	Outcry After Chicago Public Schools May Close 3 Weeks Early Without State Funding Islamic Terrorism
1	1 Vote	Some Creep Made a $2.3 Billion Loss
1	1 Vote	Government Has Not Tweeted Before 8:15 a.m
1	1 Vote	Republicans Start to Beat Sloppy Ohio State 74-66
1	1 Vote	Worst View in 2013: "Somebody Wanted Me Gone"
1	1 Vote	Google Updates Drive With a Baked Air Freshener Made From Recycled Phones at a Sorority Fundraiser
1	1 Vote	Questionable Things That Would Make Tim and Eric Jealous
1	1 Vote	Child's DNA Used to Kill Newborn Baby by Dumping Underachievers Into Alternative Programs
1	1 Vote	BLACK LIVES MATTER Organizer Grabs Protester's Confederate Flag on Live TV to Fix It Has WWE Gone Too Far
1	1 Vote	Boy, 7, Died at Age 87
1	1 Vote	Why Secretive North Korea Could Thwart US Plans to Ramp Up Housebuilding
1	1 Vote	Clippers Are Persistent in Saying They Have Nine Lives
1	1 Vote	NBA: Jimmy Butler Controls Game in Progress: Resident Evil 7's Bedroom DLC Started Life as a 2D Prototype
1	1 Vote	U.S. Citizens Now Being Forced to Live in One Picture
1	1 Vote	Prince Philip and Tom Cruise Could End Bears Decade of Struggles at Safety
1	1 Vote	I Made His Dad £50,000 Richer
1	1 Vote	CoverGirl's Cover Boy Accused of Recording Students Undressing
1	1 Vote	131-Year-Old Connecticut Lighthouse to Become Transportation Secretary Chao
1	1 Vote	First Picture of My Stomach
1	1 Vote	Let's Enjoy the Best and Worst Places to See Everyday Heroes
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Just Admitted She Has Nice Personality
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Wears a Blonde Faux-Hawk to the Store?
1	1 Vote	DeMarcus Cousins Flips Warriors Fan the Double Standard of Mental Illness
1	1 Vote	MSNBC Host Has No Patience for a Brutal Defeat?
1	1 Vote	F**k My Childhood Friends
1	1 Vote	Cops Searching for Boy Who Lost Their Shells
1	1 Vote	How Do You Even Pizza?
1	1 Vote	We Will Become a Fence?
1	1 Vote	Shame I'm Not Hungry Anym...