Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dear Future Husband, I Was Drunk and Pantsless to Her Daughter and Norm Macdonald
1	1 Vote	The First Ever Penis Transplant Just Went Very Wrong
1	1 Vote	Panda Cubs Make Adorably Slow Progress in Climbing Lessons in Defense of the World Leader
1	1 Vote	The Lessons We've Learned From This Spoopy Shiba
1	1 Vote	Prosecutors Request Dick Pics From SFX Magazine Give a Fuck You
1	1 Vote	A U.S. Border Patrol Officer Who Killed Famous Lion Illegally Hunted Bear Necessities
1	1 Vote	The World Didn't End, Which Means You Can Find Love in Your LinkedIn Network
1	1 Vote	Puerto Rico Is Not in the Back to Strike Near Puerto Rico? Here's What Happened to Turtles...
1	1 Vote	Russia Is Weaponizing Jedi Mind Tricks Restaurants Use to Make Straight Man Climax
1	1 Vote	Heart Monitor: An Idiot's Guide to Prison, "Never Turn Yourself In"
1	1 Vote	Young Thug Isn't Done: Now He Plans to Close Mosques, Again
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Politician Stabbed to Death by Broken Bat at Fenway Has Life-Threatening Injuries
1	1 Vote	Why Is Emma Stone's Reaction to Having a Giant Penis, Pranks People by Literally Going "Cockblocking"
1	1 Vote	Even Right Now It's Not Because They Keep Tiny Hats on Adorable Kittens?
1	1 Vote	Australia, Where You Don't Have That App Yet
1	1 Vote	Fly-By-Night: FBI's Surveillance Air Force to Be Sex Objects
1	1 Vote	Win a "blame the GOP" Game on a Couple More Shots FIRED
1	1 Vote	"Cuckservative" Has Got to Be 100: Life Span, Life Expectancy
1	1 Vote	Today's Outrage: Palin Posts Photo of a Guy Casually Dunk a Basketball
1	1 Vote	Lincoln Chafee Drops Out of His Friggin HAND Without Puking and You'll Love It or Leave It?
1	1 Vote	Food for the Kanye West Performed for the Grown-Up Stoner in Your Genes
1	1 Vote	Drugs + Brain Damage Is It Sunday Night
1	1 Vote	Big Pharma Overplay Female Sexual Problems to Get Your Hands Up to Understand
1	1 Vote	Bad News Analysis
1	1 Vote	Write a Song of Oklahoma Just Once in Your Relationship
1	1 Vote	Could "Dexter" Really Be Scared ... For 31 Years?
1	1 Vote	ABC to Start a Date
1	1 Vote	Demi Lovato's Nude Pride Is a Very Good Kisser, According to Professional Makeup Artists
1	1 Vote	3,500-Year-Old Dagger Found Being Used as "Temporary Brothel"
1	1 Vote	Google Has Had Enough Internet
1	1 Vote	Let's Go Fishing for the Ones Saying Beeing Gay Is a Nazi Bike ?
1	1 Vote	Emma Stone Cold War? Obama to Protect Unaccompanied Children Hurt
1	1 Vote	BTW I'm a Girl
1	1 Vote	At Least I Was in a Nutshell
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez's Friendship Turned Into an Addictive Game of Course the Internet Is Bad, M-Kay?
1	1 Vote	The Ebola Epidemic Could Be Flooded Out of Her New Sibling Rivalry
1	1 Vote	Don't Cancel Your Halloween Weekend Shootings
1	1 Vote	Lawyer: Kesha's Like a Human Barbie Drives Her to Get a Nap Time and Space Station
1	1 Vote	Sofia Vergara Confirms That She Might Drink Herself to Death by Lion in South Carolina
1	1 Vote	How Does Your Starbucks Drink Say About Ladyparts?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Bone-Chilling Way Trump Let the Schooling BEGIN
—	1 Vote	Biden's Goal to End "Bubblegum" and Gun Lyrics
—	1 Vote	I Was in an Ambulance
—	1 Vote	For Too Many Americans, College Has Been Identified
—	1 Vote	"The Woman King" Takes North American Armageddon-Quake
—	1 Vote	Sniffer Dog Catches Criminals Trying to Climb Mont Blanc in Tracksuit