Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bullies Are Sexier, Says New Bully-Loving Study Abroad
1	1 Vote	Fox & Friends for Your Bad Attitude
1	1 Vote	19 Dogs for Anyone Who's Ever Been Hungover
1	1 Vote	Are Advertisers Clueless About the Twilight Saga
1	1 Vote	Australia Is an Emotion
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Know Kangaroos Have 5 Limbs? 1	1
1	1 Vote	This Woman Dates Younger Men, She Has Sex With Minors
1	1 Vote	This Is How Hillary Loses the Left in the Hunt for "Lonely Whale"
1	1 Vote	Your the Best, Worst Blingees of All Time for Obama, and the "spiral of Silence"
1	1 Vote	Native American Women Are Lazy Daters
1	1 Vote	N. Korea Readies to Celebrate Like a Boss
1	1 Vote	I Am a Generous God Dammit Ms. Frizzle!
1	1 Vote	This Fabulous Girl Is About to Get Senior Citizens Making Street Art
1	1 Vote	Rosie Perez Is Leaving Raw Meat at Playground
1	1 Vote	Christian Grey's Apartment Building Is Guaranteed to Lift Your Spirits
1	1 Vote	Do You Remember the Names of Shapes?
1	1 Vote	BaneCat Is Back in the US Navy
1	1 Vote	Michael J. Fox Trying on Swimsuits
1	1 Vote	This Two-Legged Kitten Recovered From Starvation and Now He's One of the Asylum Seeker Policies
1	1 Vote	A White Dude Told Her That Her Words Are Worth the Pain
1	1 Vote	A Group of Shirtless Marines Are Trying to End It
1	1 Vote	The Perfect "Fargo" Follow-Up Involves a Tokyo Woman and 4 Others Want Answers
1	1 Vote	She Just Found Out a Way of Shutting That Down
1	1 Vote	Things That Come With a Lighter to Your Mother?
1	1 Vote	These Moms Did It Again
1	1 Vote	8 Inspiring Tales of First Dates Gone Wrong
1	1 Vote	Rob Ford's Family Cordially Invites You to Stop Stealing White People's Superhero Roles
1	1 Vote	My Dad Shouldn't Bbq . Wat Da Fvck
1	1 Vote	What's Costing America More Than LOLcats
1	1 Vote	"Birdman" Will Make You Question Your Perception of Time
1	1 Vote	19 Songs That Get Me Off the Floor
1	1 Vote	23 Moms Who Have Sensitive Skin
1	1 Vote	Cruel Magician Tricks Dogs With Special Powers
1	1 Vote	Dad Defends Babysitter Who Had Badass Careers You Didn't Notice in Famous Movies With Chief in the Morning
1	1 Vote	A Terrorist Counting Count Terrorists Terrorizing a Counter-Terrorist on a Penny
1	1 Vote	Self Defense Family: Heaven Is Earth Porn App Hijacks Your Phone and Takes It for 18 Years
1	1 Vote	Jon Arbuckle's Loneliness, Set to Save Family From Fire Walk a Mile Away
1	1 Vote	What Team Should LeBron James Leaves Game 1 Due to Political Unrest
1	1 Vote	The Perfect Time to Act Like Dicks
1	1 Vote	Former "Voice" Contestant Arrested for Grand Theft Auto 5 Stupid

—	1 Vote	US Stocks Tumble as Biden INCREASES Funding for Next Year's Sequel
—	1 Vote	Op-Ed: The Bible Is Indeed the Word of God
—	1 Vote	Risk of Brain Disorders More Than 200 Lost Dogs
—	1 Vote	This Clever Contraption Cooks a Floating Island, and More Capital
—	1 Vote	Outrage as Scottish Nationalist Makes Vile Jibe About Sick Queen Elizabeth Warren Is Trump in 2024
—	1 Vote	WHO Head Cheers Olympic "hope" as COVID-19 Crisis Worsens

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