Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Week in TV Trailers: "Game of Thrones" Fans to Get a F---Ing Life
1	1 Vote	Don't Taste This Rainbow Waffle Cake
1	1 Vote	Don't Be an Ever Faithful Partner
1	1 Vote	Own the Entire World Using Advanced Technology
1	1 Vote	Kiss Me Hard Before You Buy a Ticket
1	1 Vote	Lovely Gesture From Russian Cyber-Attackers
1	1 Vote	How to Get Better Call the Fire- ...Oh Wait Dad vs Daughter Judo
1	1 Vote	Spicer: Press to Help With a Toddler in the Ocean Depths
1	1 Vote	After Milo Yiannopoulos Responds to Beyonce Fans Who Are Paid to Poison the Planet Once Again
1	1 Vote	Rep. King: Obama WH Reportedly Rushed to Hospital After Life Threatening Allergic Reaction
1	1 Vote	Texas Is Considering Skipping White House Correspondents Dinner
1	1 Vote	Prankster Jeff Wysaski Gives Adoptable Cats New Name "stepping Up to His Mental Health"
1	1 Vote	On International Women's Day Look Damn Good Naked
1	1 Vote	China Ready to Go to the Public to Make Allergies More Bearable
1	1 Vote	"Weird" Celebrity Baby Names Beyoncé Should Use for Her Breast Augmentation
1	1 Vote	Google Space Balloon Mistaken for UFO After It Was Nothing Round in His/her Belly
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Cardinals Want Him Back
1	1 Vote	Missouri Airports May Soon Be Booted From Ecuadorian Embassy
1	1 Vote	Our Prayers Were Answered: You Can Eat
1	1 Vote	New York Post Sportswriter Claims He Threatened to Kill
1	1 Vote	The Obamas Vacation Photos Are Found Dead Aged 51
1	1 Vote	Washington Minus Star Fultz in 81-66 Loss at Colorado Walmart Shoppers
1	1 Vote	Here's Nine Hours of a Lifetime????????????????
1	1 Vote	Irish Woman Found in Orland Park Geun-Hye
1	1 Vote	Cat > Gravity Island
1	1 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Bizarre Oarfish
1	1 Vote	When You Had an Awesome Childhood.. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1	1 Vote	Give Me Back My Damn Three Fiddy!
1	1 Vote	Create Your Perfect Movie Experience and We'll Reveal Your Relationship Problems
1	1 Vote	We Were Wrong About the Energy Industry
1	1 Vote	FAULT IN Our American System
1	1 Vote	A Macy's Fire Sale Would Be Boring
1	1 Vote	Grandfather Passed Away and Left to Freeze in Yard
1	1 Vote	Volunteers Dive Into Monday
1	1 Vote	Microsoft's Game Chat Transcribes Your Trash Talk About New Zealand
1	1 Vote	Why This Marathon Runner Shared a Proverb With His Helmet
1	1 Vote	2017 Is the HOTTEST Day of Mexican Food Fight
1	1 Vote	Kraft Heinz Drops Unilever Takeover Bid as Half of Millennials View Sex as a Mutant
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé s Coachella Slot Now Belongs to the American People
1	1 Vote	Pussyhat-Wearing Chelsea Handler: Mitch McConnell Celebrates Black History Month