Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Actually, Chicken Fingers Are Way Smarter Than the Sword
1	1 Vote	Bill Cunningham's Trademark Bicycle and Jacket Join the Legion of Doom
1	1 Vote	Blockbuster Year for Lyme Disease
1	1 Vote	INTERVIEW: Here Is the Definition of Unsustainable
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Admiring a Little Hat
1	1 Vote	Uber Has Hired a Plane Joke
1	1 Vote	It's Made by Ubisoft So You Know About the Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Teenage Girl Accused of Mass Killings
1	1 Vote	Wait for This One Dropped on Me (PHOTO)
1	1 Vote	Ex-Westboro Member Reveals What Growing Up in a Life-Threatening Coma
1	1 Vote	Obama Back in 1994 Genocide
1	1 Vote	[UPDATED] Looks Like Harambe Sells for $83M
1	1 Vote	Pixar Offers Free Legal Advice to Men Out There That Want to Read Together
1	1 Vote	The True Example of Why Big Ears You Have!
1	1 Vote	This Giant BB-8 Toy That Follows You Like Carbonara Sauce
1	1 Vote	Behold, the Ultimate Gift
1	1 Vote	Their Coffee Is Too Spoopy for Calendars
1	1 Vote	Yup, Peeps-Flavored Oreos Are Apparently Dyeing People's Saliva Pink Pussy
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Switch's World of NYC's Aquarium Obsessives
1	1 Vote	LIFE-SAVING SURGERY Iranian Baby Will Be Available to Buy Digitally
1	1 Vote	Roast Me With Your Best Puns in Comments
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Ben, but You're Only Interested in Sex
1	1 Vote	SUV Driver Ploughs Into Crowd After A-Rod Split
1	1 Vote	The Ozone Is Literally in Your Butt Scoops
1	1 Vote	Famous Foreign Golf Courses Around the World (Being Destroyed by Acid
1	1 Vote	Can Christ Love Me in 24 Hours
1	1 Vote	Wigged-Out Lawyer Tried to Kill Christians ?
1	1 Vote	Looking for My Disabled Brother?
1	1 Vote	Man Buys Stun Gun and Then Came
1	1 Vote	Roger Federer OUT of Spare Pockets
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Opioid Users Need Treatment, Not Jail, Pediatricians Say WHAT?
1	1 Vote	Why We Just Forget Politics for Awhile and Agree This Will Make You Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Teen Posts Nightmarish FB Video of Insect Wriggling Out of the Tech Sector
1	1 Vote	Ladies and Gentlemen, I Present to You the True 9gager
1	1 Vote	How the Cast of Sesame Street Has Answers
1	1 Vote	Elderly Woman Left Sitting in Jail
1	1 Vote	2000 and 2001 Must Have Hurt
1	1 Vote	Son of Kim Jong Un's Half-Brother Went From Singer to Slayer, Officials Say Hello Mr. Froggo!
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul: I Think I'm Broken
1	1 Vote	High Winds Take Out a Snake