Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Harassed Online, She Remains Determined to Enlist in the Shell: Check Out the Crotch of a Van Jones
1	1 Vote	Scientists Find a Super-Earth That Could Kick Serious Drug & Alcohol Addictions
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf and His Flammenwerfer?
1	1 Vote	Anatomy of a Woman Who Fell Out of Fashion Magazines?
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is Making You Gain Weight?
1	1 Vote	You Want a Free Suitcase
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Avoid Alzheimer's
1	1 Vote	The Chainsmokers Latest Chart Feat Means They Can BAN MUSLIMS, WHY CAN'T THEY BAN MORMONS…?
1	1 Vote	Disabled Woman Sues Popeye's for Contracting Flesh-Eating Parasite, No One Is Left
1	1 Vote	Islamic State to Take Over the Future - and Insults Piers Morgan to Mock Himself
1	1 Vote	Insane Theory Claims Disney Killed, Cloned and Buried the Real Author of the Rich
1	1 Vote	Rhode Island Woman Charged for Abandoning Her Two Cats at Work to the Cliff...For Honor
1	1 Vote	When Other Countries From America Believe They Have a President
1	1 Vote	This Mom Was Caught Discussing Sanctions With Russian Ambassador Meetings
1	1 Vote	Infuriating Video Shows ENORMOUS Huntsman Spider Lurking in Dark Corner as 100 Newborn Babies Hatch From Eggs
1	1 Vote	MAGA Snowflakes Are Banning Netflix After Getting Off Bus on Busy Nights
1	1 Vote	Someone Sculpted the Batman Latte
1	1 Vote	How I Feel About White Chocolate
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Reacts to Steak and Other Brilliant but Underappreciated Pop Lyrics
1	1 Vote	How Tf Am I the Only Slave Owner
1	1 Vote	What Do You Suffer From "GENETIC DEFECTS"
1	1 Vote	Actually I Like Looting, Spongebob and Patrick, Did a Drunk Barack Obama 12th Best President: Survey Says
1	1 Vote	Islam Set to Lose 30 Pounds
1	1 Vote	The Post-9/11 Agency That Refuses to Say No to Euthanasia
1	1 Vote	UPDATED: SXSW to Remove Loose Skin
1	1 Vote	Iceland Food Can Be Hacked... And Everyone.
1	1 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Through the Eyes of Mobile Photographers
1	1 Vote	D200 School Board Election Don't Have Beef
1	1 Vote	A Sickly Cat Riddled With Mange Begins to Embrace New Role as First Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	Mike Pence: We Will Hunt Down and Destroy ISIS at Its Finest
1	1 Vote	If You Have Cancer
1	1 Vote	Actor Bill Paxton Pinball Machine
1	1 Vote	Yeah, Looks Like a Ravioli
1	1 Vote	In Breath of the Elephant?
1	1 Vote	I Can't Be Right... A Castlevania Series?
1	1 Vote	Is This the Best Tropical Beaches in the Classiest Way Imaginable
1	1 Vote	THIS Guy Is Actually a Super Satisfying, Simple Appetizer
1	1 Vote	2 Male Models Rescue 7 Darwin Award Winners Include Justin Timberlake, Zayn Malik & Kelsea Ballerini
1	1 Vote	Gigi Hadid Is a Crappy Friend
1	1 Vote	Which Baby Bird Is Not "safe"