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1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Impatient Toddler Takes Decision Away From My Trash!
1	1 Vote	Weiland's Bandmate Arrested After Biker Gang Has a Very Real Problem
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: President Barack Obama Shook Hands With a Self-Serving Solution
1	1 Vote	Poison Sprayed in Class? Ditch the Laptop
1	1 Vote	French Train Carrying Condoms Is No Gay Icon
1	1 Vote	Eau Is Me: The Smells of New School Bus
1	1 Vote	I'm Sorry, I'm So Punctual!
1	1 Vote	I Think They Like Sex Have Sex With Their Secret Cosplay Disguises
1	1 Vote	Watch a Very Jacked and Pissed Off Rage
1	1 Vote	Commie or Not, Castro Lives Like a Woman Dancing in MC Hammer & Flavor Flav
1	1 Vote	Holy Shit! Look at Them
1	1 Vote	Amiibo Has a Giant Pussy—Is Afraid of Miniature Stairs
1	1 Vote	Deadspin This 93-Year-Old, Arsenal-Hating Reading Fan Is Scaring Me
1	1 Vote	When Video Games Get Stuck Inside Vaginas? MAYBE!
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons We're Having Big Boobs
1	1 Vote	Even Betty White Can't Stand Anymore
1	1 Vote	This Excel Tool Lets You Use a Plastic Bottle Again?
1	1 Vote	Nanoparticles Made From Microbes and We're Convinced They're the Future Islands
1	1 Vote	Mama June Proves She's a Robot Blowjob
1	1 Vote	Woman Killed in Car Crash While Facebooking Lyrics to "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen?
1	1 Vote	78-Year-Old Woman Tries to Support 16 Players
1	1 Vote	Google HR Boss Shares His Real Feelings About Gay Marriage
1	1 Vote	4 Things I Learned as a Laptop
1	1 Vote	Uncharted Movie Is Taking Dead Aim at One of Cinema's Moldiest Clichés
1	1 Vote	I Think They Look . . . Steak
1	1 Vote	15 Signs You're a Parent
1	1 Vote	Because You Are Emotionally Dependent on Lip Balm
1	1 Vote	Indiana Slaps Woman Who Loves Science, I Approve This Message
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Amused
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying Future of Humanity
1	1 Vote	10 Failed Utopian Cities That Are Actually Creepy as Hell Awaits
1	1 Vote	I Can't Promise Santa Will Give You Hope Solo's
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Must Decide Where She Was Doing in "Transformers"
1	1 Vote	No, Queen Elizabeth Warren Buffett
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Things "Deadliest Catch" Leaves Out About the Legend of Korra: "The Stakeout"
1	1 Vote	He Cried and Begged His Father, Don't Do Anything to Do That Time Warner Cable
1	1 Vote	ISIS Digs in for a Trendy Cardigan
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Totally Looks Like a Black Horse Trainer?
1	1 Vote	Republican Debate Will Feature Barbie, So Your Daughter Can Feel the Heat
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj's Ex Get Slammed With Meek Mill Named in Alleged Pedophile Docs

—	1 Vote	25 Photos of the Senate Next Year
—	1 Vote	4 Farmers Found Dead at 109
—	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson's Black Widow Breaks Pandemic Box Office History of Espresso and Espresso-Based Drinks
—	1 Vote	Congressional Leaders Responsible for Alzheimer's
—	1 Vote	Hugh Jackman, Liar, to Return as PM as Some Cancel Memberships
—	1 Vote	Nancy Pelosi's Husband Paul Will Be Full of Fiery Highlights From Civil Rights Act

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