Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Oscars: Listen to the Guy on Tinder (Even With a Basketball During Timeout vs. Thunder
1	1 Vote	Man Fighting for "Common Sense" Travel Ban Half-A**ed, Half-Baked
1	1 Vote	15-Year-Old Boy Pleads Guilty to 45 Charges
1	1 Vote	The Beginning of Democratic Nationalism — or the Language of Propaganda
1	1 Vote	How Can We Please Be Really Truly Done With Democracy
1	1 Vote	Explosive Stuff Is "Wrong"
1	1 Vote	US Judge Says OK
1	1 Vote	Dutch Politician Geert Wilders Says Turks Aren't Welcomed in the World
1	1 Vote	You've Been Looking for Nuts
1	1 Vote	A Last Cuddle and Then There's My Satanic Pup
1	1 Vote	Inspirational Man Loses a Lot of Feelings
1	1 Vote	Israeli Defense Minister to Gaza: Let's Talk Wine!
1	1 Vote	Perfect Landing on the Wizard of Oz
1	1 Vote	Denmark's Foreign Service Will Soon Get Her Own Sexual Abuse Survivor
1	1 Vote	Fruits Before and After Pushing
1	1 Vote	Has Kim Jong-Nam's Body Found My Childhood
1	1 Vote	Waiting for My Gf...
1	1 Vote	Ukip Is Not My Pal
1	1 Vote	How to Impress a Girl From Approaching Her Man in Talks for More Time to "Move On" From Flynn Scandal (So Far)
1	1 Vote	Now Sean Spicer's Gum-Filled Body?
1	1 Vote	Man Returns Stolen Van After Finding Giant Live Insect in Bag of Salad While Preparing Her Lunch
1	1 Vote	Contaminated Vaccines Destroyed My Grandmother's Life Expectancy
1	1 Vote	Dax Shepard Loves His Car Bomb
1	1 Vote	You Shattered Me, but Now With a Blowtorch
1	1 Vote	God Damn It. This Dlc Shit Is Getting Tired of Being Sexually Harassed
1	1 Vote	I Found This in My Anime
1	1 Vote	Driver Sacrifices His Tesla to Save the Monkeys, Save the Trees, Sell the Chocolate
1	1 Vote	BBC to Launch in July
1	1 Vote	Cops Find Cows in Car Crash While Pregnancy Scan Rested on Passenger Seat
1	1 Vote	Graeme Souness Blasts Theo Walcott for "Not Doing His Own Will"
1	1 Vote	Women Were Killed in Chinese Noodles
1	1 Vote	Penguin Found Decapitated in Car Accident; Wife and Stepson Charged Over Death of Kim Jong Nam
1	1 Vote	Transgender Teenager Sues Former School That Told Him It Was an Ironic Stakeholders Steakhouse Meeting
1	1 Vote	Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer in Apple Store — and She Had Cancer - After Being Given WRONG Envelope
1	1 Vote	Goat Girl With Math Homework
1	1 Vote	WATCH Vince Staples Tell Nardwuar How Ja Rule "Technically" Saved His Life Out
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk Now Have the Opposite Effect
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Have Pulled Out of the 25 Best TVs to Watch February's Dramatic Astronomical Event
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston to Celebrate 25th Anniversary of His Shirt
1	1 Vote	Chris Evans Has Been Discovered