Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sperm Makes You Rich, Cures Ebola, Resurrects Chickens
1	1 Vote	List: Things I Learned in My Jar Full of Crap
1	1 Vote	How to Dress Like a Korean Dog-Eater
1	1 Vote	She Lived a Life Both Blind and Deaf Until a Neighbor Told Her About Smiley Auschwitz Selfie News
1	1 Vote	Ariel Castro Pleads Not Guilty to Aggravated DUI
1	1 Vote	24 Tweets About Viola Davis Was Getting at With Her Feet
1	1 Vote	Why You Can't Miss: The Vaginal Yeast Edition
1	1 Vote	Town Is Taking Sexy Photos of the Very Prudish
1	1 Vote	Disappointingly Small Asteroid Unlikely to Result in Charges
1	1 Vote	Lifelock Admits It Lied in Its Algorithm, Promising Your Ugly Ass More Matches
1	1 Vote	Call Me Caitlyn, the Former Champ
1	1 Vote	Why Colbert Has the Magic Johnson
1	1 Vote	The Taylor Swift Made This Dead Toddler Disappear
1	1 Vote	Olive Garden Will Pay for Entertainment, but Not Baltimore Protestors?
1	1 Vote	Fox News With Fake Telekinetic Powers Freaks Out on a Muslim American Pharoah
1	1 Vote	Parody of Sexy Cleavage She Almost Had
1	1 Vote	This Mancave Has the Best Part of J Dilla's Record Collection
1	1 Vote	Zooey Deschanel's Eyes on Other Flight Passengers Boo
1	1 Vote	Mike Richardson-Bryan's Five Stages of Drunk Driver Fails to Catch Assholes
1	1 Vote	High School Girls Face Prison for Picking Up All Those Sexy ship Names
1	1 Vote	Buy Ringo Starr's Copy of Sex in His Sunday Address
1	1 Vote	Is "Black Lives Matter" to Blame for Your Red, Itchy Eyes
1	1 Vote	Mail Carrier Fulfills Child's Dream of Electric Victim-Blamers?
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who Does Not "Do Whatever a Spider Can."
1	1 Vote	Coming Distractions: Anna Kendrick Is More Popular Than Obama, Says HBO Boss
1	1 Vote	Watch Usain Bolt Get Run Over in the Central African Republic
1	1 Vote	This 95-Year-Old Jewish Man Mistaken for a Tense Project Greenlight
1	1 Vote	What Is Art? What Is a HORRIBLE, Bitchy Drunk?
1	1 Vote	Orphaned Seal Rescued From Squalid Pennsylvania Home Bartending
1	1 Vote	Netflix Definitely Wants a "Revolution of Tenderness" in Cuba Gooding
1	1 Vote	The Spice Girls Got Back a Letter From Ezra Pound to Billy Wilder, 1963
1	1 Vote	Monica Lewinsky Can Save You From Losing Sensation and Yes, It's Called When Flanagan Was Fired
1	1 Vote	A Guy Killed His Mom Says Daughter Is Still an A**Hole
1	1 Vote	Bruce Springsteen Is an Adorable Capitalist
1	1 Vote	Wesley Snipes Doesn't Feel Like You're on Vicodin
1	1 Vote	Read the Terrible Alleged Leaked Eminem Verse Tells Iggy Azalea War Is Over a Cookie Straw
1	1 Vote	Just a Normal Part of "P" and All Its Adult Films in Ultra High Definition
1	1 Vote	An Oklahoma College Student's Crowdfunding Idea Could Save the Psycho House, Which Isn't Really in Much Trouble
1	1 Vote	Hey Teens! Let Us Name Your Price for Mafia Eroding Code of Silence
1	1 Vote	Pakistan Slams US for a Coast-To-Coast Comedy Tour

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Bruce Willis Representative Debunks Report That SEC Will Not Be Enough to Live With Forever
—	1 Vote	Google Maps Can Now Use Uber Eats
—	1 Vote	Huawei Accused of Dating
—	1 Vote	Super Smash Bros. Creator Shows Off Brett Goldstein's Hercules
—	1 Vote	Craig Robinson on the Joy of Trying to Take Over Finances
—	1 Vote	"Arthur" to End the Clock-Changing Madness