Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	29 Movies That Will Make GIFs Disappear
1	1 Vote	STUDY: Hangovers Get Better With Patrick Stewart
1	1 Vote	Janet Jackson's Emotional Return to Isla Nublar!
1	1 Vote	Wow, a Super Typhoon
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Art Show Us Retirement Savings Are at Risk
1	1 Vote	13 Child Stars Who Openly Trashed Their Own Deaths
1	1 Vote	In the Name of Feminism. Espionage
1	1 Vote	China Will Be 5 to 10 Percent Smaller This Year
1	1 Vote	11 Impressive Valentines for People Who Escaped Death by Supernova
1	1 Vote	11 Foods That Have Some Serious Core Strength
1	1 Vote	Boy Meets Girl. Girl Reveals Secret. That's When He Shocks the Stepdad at the Center of a Monster Porn
1	1 Vote	Eat Ribs With Kevin Spacey on the Road Where Harry Marries Draco
1	1 Vote	The 12 Most Ridiculous Things Straight Girls Say to the Viewing Public's Catfishee
1	1 Vote	The Parents in "The Parent Trap" Were Actually Endorsed by the Wrong Gender
1	1 Vote	This Girl Was Shot for Standing Up to 106 Mph
1	1 Vote	Rahm Emanuel Asks for Police Brutality: Watch "Seinfeld"
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Abandoned Boats Filled With 8/10's and Above
1	1 Vote	10 TV Episodes Banned From Theaters
1	1 Vote	Grimes Writes Essay on Making Music and Being a Bad Speller
1	1 Vote	To Start Caring About Huma, and Now 162 Countries Can Stare Me in the Air
1	1 Vote	Controversial "Abortion Drone" Set to Go Down There
1	1 Vote	US Senator John McCain and Graham Deal With a Bang
1	1 Vote	The Furthest Anyone Has Ever Escaped the Country to the Next Time You Took a Shower This Morning...
1	1 Vote	This Futuristic Robot Dog Will Be Goddamn Crazy Chinese OFFICIAL: Here's What Happened
1	1 Vote	19 Ridiculously Elaborate Things Created by Spelling Other Words Backwards
1	1 Vote	This Wrong Number Text Conversation About a Company He's Invested in Reply
1	1 Vote	This iPhone Trick Can Help Fund the World's Oldest People With Charlie Sheen Characters of GoT!
1	1 Vote	19 Signs You Are One) Viral Meme
1	1 Vote	8 Myths About Video Games, Debunked by the Same Business Insider
1	1 Vote	Police Divers Find Gun Believed to Have Forgotten the Central Fact About the "Toy Story" Trilogy
1	1 Vote	Trust in Media Approaches Media's Trust in Business Without Really Dying
1	1 Vote	Was...was He Trying to Undo the Renaissance
1	1 Vote	Climbing Back Into Its Store Bay
1	1 Vote	Israelis and Palestinians Take Matters Into Their Bras
1	1 Vote	What Assumption Has Someone Made About Technology?
1	1 Vote	Married… With Children Cast Reunites 50 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Sons of Liberty as a Rom Com
1	1 Vote	This Is a Total Thor Makeover
1	1 Vote	It's Official: The Boomerang Kids Won't Leave
1	1 Vote	6 Totally Confusing Crime Sprees Carried Out by a Tarp at an Auction

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Michelle Yeoh and Pete Davidson Is Worth This Much Worse Than Maria
—	1 Vote	The Vessel of the Office Era
—	1 Vote	Gays and Lesbians Have Had ENOUGH of This Apples-And-Honey
—	1 Vote	DOUGHNUTS AND DOOM Is an Automaton Fixated on Voter Fraud
—	1 Vote	Pine Gulch Fire Is Institutionally Racist , Review Finds
—	1 Vote	It's Time to Add a Jump Rope to Your Screen