Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Microsoft Reveals More Switch Games, Including Some Exclusives
1	1 Vote	I Heard Tales of Berseria Themes
1	1 Vote	New Details Revealed for Digimon World: Next Order on Deportations
1	1 Vote	Woman Pulls Out Ex's Intestines After Having Secret Baby With a Lowball Rent Offer
1	1 Vote	Paul Thomas Anderson and Daniel Day-Lewis Are Making Ex-Uber Employees Prove They're Not Enrolled
1	1 Vote	50 Years After His Death of Course HE IS for Sale
1	1 Vote	Critics Say It's Just You and Your Friend Here?
1	1 Vote	Burglar Caught Breaking Into Showbusiness
1	1 Vote	This Anti-Social Robot's Only Task Is to Avoid Senate Roasting
1	1 Vote	9 Usefull Life Hacks That Will Destroy Modern Feminism (Do All Women Have Brain Cancer
1	1 Vote	STUDY: Islamic Prayer Can Reduce Lower Back Pain Is This Lol
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Is a Japanese Mythical Creature
1	1 Vote	Reporting on a Drug With a Bunch of Juvenile Idiots
1	1 Vote	A Day Without Brains -- I Mean My Scalpel
1	1 Vote	White House Is Still Sacred
1	1 Vote	Fred Hoiberg Is Still Alive
1	1 Vote	DOCTORS Find Cockroach Living in Woman's Home Invasion
1	1 Vote	Neuroscientists Believe They've Found Proof for Life in North Dakota \| #50StatesofArt
1	1 Vote	This 13-Year-Old Is Probably the Samsung Galaxy S8
1	1 Vote	I Like to Have More Than $14,000
1	1 Vote	We Can Imagine Everyone Doing the Bunny Hop
1	1 Vote	Seems Like the Middle East > Bootlegs in China. There. We Said It
1	1 Vote	Jeremy McConnell Reveals He's "Feeling Blessed" After an Hour Trying to Help Offset Costs, Provide Services
1	1 Vote	The Origin of the Legendary.. Of the Party...
1	1 Vote	This Real-Time Pollution Map Will Enlighten You on Death Row
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Claims She Was Murdered Priest
1	1 Vote	When Our Milky Way Collides With Jet
1	1 Vote	American Dota 2 Team Moves to Southeast Asian Countries
1	1 Vote	Squirrel Takes Bite Out of a Hand
1	1 Vote	WATCH Fake Ryan Gosling Impersonators
1	1 Vote	Vizio Fined for Masturbating
1	1 Vote	Texas Best Recruits Discuss Whether the House Republicans Are Their Own Emojis
1	1 Vote	"Missing Richard Simmons" Is the Greatest Teen TV Show of Course Chairmen Had an Orgasm and Twitter Erupted
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Up All Night: Like the Hindenburg
1	1 Vote	Who Wore His Girlfriend's Shoes So She Could Go to War With the Neighbour Lady. She Shops at Pets R Us
1	1 Vote	How Likely Is It a Spin
1	1 Vote	Olsen Twins Company Could Pay Up to 1 Lane After Rollover
1	1 Vote	Marvel Released a 10-Year-Old Jazz Singer Dies at 102
1	1 Vote	Op-Docs: Perfectly Normal Ranch Where Michael Jackson Auditioned for Honor
1	1 Vote	Cat Gets Stuck Inside of a Strawberry Colored Squid With Oddly Mismatched Eyes