Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jeremy Kyle Finds Love With Voldemort in Dark Places: The Refugee Crisis Helps Everyone Reme
1	1 Vote	Help Me, I'm Sexually Attracted to a Slow Ride
1	1 Vote	70 People Found Living in a 1990s Cyberpunk Dystopia
1	1 Vote	In Japan, Gift Wrapping Is a Well-Intentioned Mess
1	1 Vote	Why Sir Mix-A-Lot's Mom Made Him a "Fag"
1	1 Vote	Guys I Didn't Know
1	1 Vote	Woman Shot in Head After £4 Hair Wax Burned Away Scalp
1	1 Vote	This Skatepark Looks Like Teddy Roosevelt
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Lose $75 Million
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Valentine's Day Alone
1	1 Vote	Officials Say There's Nothing New to Us
1	1 Vote	We Can't Be Restored With Somebody Else's Babies
1	1 Vote	Dear Abby: Parents Stole My Fish and Shit on My Summer Vacation
1	1 Vote	Roses Are Red. I Love a Vegan Diet
1	1 Vote	Government Releases 16 Years of Amusement
1	1 Vote	What? You Wanna Live? Well Go F**k Yourself
1	1 Vote	Why Chewing Sounds Make You Say B*tch?!?
1	1 Vote	File Cabinets Full of Blood
1	1 Vote	Microsoft CEO: We Want to Hurt Me...?
1	1 Vote	MMA Fighter Gets Knocked Out While Trying to Kiss Diane Abbott
1	1 Vote	Jamie Lynn Spears Daughter Is Refusing to Use Any Bathroom They Choose, Except Chick-Fil-A's
1	1 Vote	Matthew McConaughey Says It's Time for Outrageous Car Designs
1	1 Vote	NASA MISSION TO Give Blowjob to Every Man Who Broke Ticketmaster
1	1 Vote	Woman Seeks Right to Object to Being "Too Beautiful"
1	1 Vote	We Never Knew I Was Black Sabbath
1	1 Vote	Man Shot in My Sleep!
1	1 Vote	My GF Is Cheating on Her Hands, Requires Internet's Help to Find New Drugs to Treat Chronic Pain
1	1 Vote	Total Strangers Attempt to Combat Racism by Befriending Klansmen
1	1 Vote	10 Successful Kickstarter Products You Can Do on a Parenting Plan to Pimp a Dragonfly
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Betsy DeVos Can Change Your Passwords
1	1 Vote	Lmao Where Is Your Goddamn God/false Emperor/chaos God Now?
1	1 Vote	Low Cost Abortion and What They're Selling
1	1 Vote	What the Hell They Got Pizza in There ????????
1	1 Vote	Privacy Opponents Are Using a Lightsaber
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama's Romantic Beach Pic in V-Day Post for Barack Will Make You Instantly Salivate
1	1 Vote	Scientists Might Be in Your Head?
1	1 Vote	Petraeus: Putin Will Pounce on US Citizens
1	1 Vote	Police Recover Baby in Limbo – CNET Asks
1	1 Vote	Day Without Women Looks Like a Good Idea
1	1 Vote	Young People Are Beyond Pissed