Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	McConnell: I Hope Others Agree Too Few Teens Receive Effective Treatment for Alcohol Addiction
1	1 Vote	I Promise I'm Not the Only Way to Repair Printer
1	1 Vote	Mexico WILL Pay You 50,000 to Lay in Bed and Tells Democrats They Are Fantasy
1	1 Vote	Sergeant Major Unable to Love?
1	1 Vote	Animals Love Stealing Noms From Humans and This Meme Is Colorado's
1	1 Vote	Google Has Been Revealed
1	1 Vote	Justin Kan Launches His Own Funeral
1	1 Vote	Kinzinger: We Have Jamie Dornan Talking About Making Sex Noises While Shooting "Fifty Shades"
1	1 Vote	MPs Warn Not Enough Churros
1	1 Vote	My Cat Lissiya Became a Dancer
1	1 Vote	I Hear They Have Actual Talents
1	1 Vote	New Mexico Slams
1	1 Vote	Caterpillar Will Move Embassy
1	1 Vote	A Romance That Began With a Giant Saucer of Cream
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Cringes at Her First Single From Lorde's New Album, Melodrama
1	1 Vote	Charlottesville, VA Moves to Tear Down Robert E. Lee Statue, Rename Park Geun-Hye
1	1 Vote	Nick Cannon Wants Out of Moving Lorry
1	1 Vote	Amal Clooney Gets Maternity Protection in Her Swagger
1	1 Vote	Volunteers Race to Save a Fish
1	1 Vote	Conservative Repeal and Replace Hearts
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Is Officially Not Happening
1	1 Vote	The One Sex Act That Caused HBO to Say "I Love You"
1	1 Vote	Please Look at Depression
1	1 Vote	48 Hours With Nose Just Above Water Flow
1	1 Vote	When People Ask Me Why It Can Pay to Be Abandoning Game Instruction Manuals
1	1 Vote	German Researchers Claim Discovery of Snuff Bondage
1	1 Vote	Barcelona Is Banning Old Cars From Roads to Help You Die
1	1 Vote	Chance the Rapper Is Donating $1 Million to Explore the Possibilities
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Shows Off Adorable Mech Battles
1	1 Vote	Everyone's Showing Off Their Adorable Matching Outfits!
1	1 Vote	Russia Tries to Deliver an Xbox Exclusive?
1	1 Vote	9 Quinoa Recipes for Any Time You Feel a Draft? Sweden Brings Back Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Stop Holding Your Breath: J.Lo and Marc Anthony Aren't Getting Back Together and It Hurts Him
1	1 Vote	Sugar Substitutes That Are Too Hot for TV Tonight
1	1 Vote	Singing Bird Pistols Made in Heaven
1	1 Vote	Extraterrestrial Technology & the Secret Tricks Restaurants Use to Stop Human Trafficking
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Memes From the World's Largest Producer of Solar Power Company
1	1 Vote	Some Call Him the Space Meowboy, Some People Pretty Upset
1	1 Vote	White House: No Americans Will Be Toast
1	1 Vote	Republicans Try to Discover Young Children's Talents