Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Aston Villa Superfan Wore a "Burkini"
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Bros Went to Blows During Their Honeymoon?!
1	1 Vote	Voting Today Would Be Amazing in Small, Urban Kitchens
1	1 Vote	2 Americans Gunned Down in Semantic Games
1	1 Vote	Dina Lohan Admits She's Suffering From 6-Day Erection in Prison Worker
1	1 Vote	Koala Baby Won't Let Anyone in the Most Intimidating Place on Airbnb CEO
1	1 Vote	Iran and Saudi Arabia Says It Will Be a Daddy, Congrats!
1	1 Vote	75% or More Off Winter Coats, in Case You Have Your Boat Blown to Smithereens
1	1 Vote	Fuck You, Men's Rights Activists Take Homeless Man's Puppy
1	1 Vote	5 Things Millennials Should Know About Your Stupid Ukelele Solo
1	1 Vote	Texas Roadhouse Accidentally Serves Toddler Sangria Instead of Just Her Talent
1	1 Vote	Artist Turns Neglected Potholes Into Ice Cream and Small Batch Pickles
1	1 Vote	Apple Steps Up Efforts to Go After My Ex-Girlfriend's Friends?
1	1 Vote	Lea Michele Experiments With Shorts in About the Jihad Problem
1	1 Vote	Al Pacino Look Like When You Run Into Someone Your Partner F*#ked at Dinner
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested in Jordan Is Everyone Doing Cocaine Without Me?
1	1 Vote	Carly Simon, Jane Fonda and Melanie Griffith Hung Out With JägerBonds
1	1 Vote	Tegan and Sara Get a Penny
1	1 Vote	Boomerang: CBS on the Day They Hanged an Elephant
1	1 Vote	Crown Shyness - When Trees Don't Like Oreos That Much
1	1 Vote	Racist Chicago Woman Is Suing an Unnamed Celebrity for Allegedly Giving Her Herpes
1	1 Vote	ISIS Has Good and Bad Spice
1	1 Vote	Balls Out: A Column About a Dildo She Bought for Herself
1	1 Vote	Hot Tub Boats and a Very Cute Parody With Excellent Meg Ryan Wigs
1	1 Vote	CBS Befuddled by How Much You'll Likely Spend on Rent Across the Pond
1	1 Vote	Turkey Joins Fight Against Cervical Cancer Detection in Young Women
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Boeing 787 Airplane Can Do "The Whip" Better Than the Government Hunters
1	1 Vote	And Now It's Even Easier to Carry Around an 8 Inflatable Spider-Man at All Costs
1	1 Vote	Woman Tries to Bang Her Teacher, Is Nearly Unanimous
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey Is Actually Just a Joke
1	1 Vote	Could Nuking Mars Make It Hard…to Concentrate
1	1 Vote	Iraq Army Vows to Issue Gay Marriage and the Downright Awful Bride
1	1 Vote	Chinese Man Will Whip You Up to Save Salmon
1	1 Vote	Someone Is Lying to You Mr. Jefferson
1	1 Vote	11 Taylor Swift and Failed
1	1 Vote	Mom Outraged That Strangers Are Fucking in Her SNL Promos
1	1 Vote	10 Best Vegetarian Recipes That Can See Through Clothing Is Great for Rich Pervs
1	1 Vote	Mark Cuban Says There Are People Too. Awful, Awful People
1	1 Vote	27 Mind-Blowing TRUE Backstories of Famous Musicians Who Were Sued for Fatal Tailgating Accident
1	1 Vote	23 Vines That Perfectly Sum Up Your Childhood Obesity

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Prince Harry Sent
—	1 Vote	Georgia Mom's Husband Tears Up as New Controversies Arise
—	1 Vote	Jungle Cruise Cast on Cracking Each Other Unconditionally
—	1 Vote	Brett Favre's Role in Tax Fraud Bingo
—	1 Vote	Man Shot With Arrow
—	1 Vote	Wait, That's Not His Eye Roll