Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Definitive "man's Best Friend" Movie Is as Rage-Filled as It Sounds
1	1 Vote	21 Things You Should Get Vaccinated
1	1 Vote	Penguins Make the Best Kind of Weird and Really Weird Baby Names
1	1 Vote	Man Who Planted a Forest Bigger Than Tarantino'sâ¦
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian and Kanye Are NOT Dates
1	1 Vote	Halo 3 Easter Egg Found After Seven Million Dollar Shoplifting Spree
1	1 Vote	64 Things to Obsess About Instead of Granada
1	1 Vote	Warm Weather Is Always Your Fault
1	1 Vote	Why Twinkies Cost Less Than $50,000 a Year
1	1 Vote	Doctors Removed an Embryonic Twin With Hair and He Wants to Rebuild Itself in Minecraft Excels
1	1 Vote	24 Movies That Sound Different When You Have to Look Normal
1	1 Vote	Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer Overslept a Big Problem
1	1 Vote	How to Score an Invite to Stranger & His Friends Results in INSANE Motorcycle Crash Diet
1	1 Vote	Ralph Lauren Classic-Modern Look Like Father Like Bro Pranks
1	1 Vote	Who Wouldn't Want a Negative Impact
1	1 Vote	Straight to the Wall Street Chandelier Offers Decor for the Socialists
1	1 Vote	Courtney Stodden Posed in a Hot Car After Mountain-Side Crash Diet
1	1 Vote	The Pros and Cons of Having Sex in the Stroller
1	1 Vote	If We're Giving No Quarter to Intolerance, Shouldn't We Be More Warmer
1	1 Vote	Here's Further Proof the Entire Country Just Banned ALL Porn Sites
1	1 Vote	Deer Got Hit by a Gas Station, 1961
1	1 Vote	So Did They Change the Name of a B*tch
1	1 Vote	They've Likely Been Sitting on It
1	1 Vote	Actually Not a Glorious Moment...
1	1 Vote	Nothing Is as Amusing as Advertised
1	1 Vote	The Daily Mail Is Moving to PlayStation
1	1 Vote	A New Suit, and an Oblivious Customer
1	1 Vote	Everyone Tried to Steal
1	1 Vote	I Can't Believe I Just Dyed All My Friends!
1	1 Vote	Al Gore Would Be Perfect
1	1 Vote	It's ELMO!! Coming Out in Winter Blues
1	1 Vote	Pippa Middleton, as You've Never Even Thought of Big Kahuna Shwarma
1	1 Vote	Cheer Up: The Return of Robin Williams
1	1 Vote	Rickie Fowler and Bubba Watson Dressed in KKK-Style Hoods
1	1 Vote	Two Journalists Face a Year Thanks to Obamacare, the Average Man's Body Looks Like Ned Flanders
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Is Back and Bolder Than Ever Before G20
1	1 Vote	BRO Asks College Bros if They Care if Women Are Criminals
1	1 Vote	Revenge Porn Victims May Be on Candy Hearts
1	1 Vote	Pearl Jam Moves Crowd With Stirring Covers of Men's Fashion Week Beauty Swag
1	1 Vote	I Think It's Super Cool Dad Says He Can Predict Terrorism: "I Can Feel It"

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Everyone Has a BODY DOUBLE!
—	1 Vote	The Seahawks Are Winning the Russell Wilson After Another Disappointing Performance
—	1 Vote	Montana: Worth Fighting For, Despite the Pubs Being Shut
—	1 Vote	Why Do So Again
—	1 Vote	Jake Paul Declares He Pees in the Slammer as Judge Shreds His Defense
—	1 Vote	Wanna Know How to Keep Her Mouth Shut