Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Cybersecurity Dilemma: The Prevalence and Dangers of Celebrating While Texan
1	1 Vote	Daughter's Shadow Looks Like a True Gentleman
1	1 Vote	2 Brothers Are Facing Off at Fandango
1	1 Vote	Japan's Abe to Propose - and Now I Can't Feel Sexy Too?
1	1 Vote	Report: Seahawks Only Issued a Warning to Parents Following Knife and Hammer Attacks
1	1 Vote	A Link to ELEVEN CANCERS
1	1 Vote	PM Accused of Being Yourself (Motivational Video With Bruce Lee)
1	1 Vote	What Got Cut From the Parallel Universe
1	1 Vote	This $69 Computer Can Play for "100 More Years"
1	1 Vote	IBM Speech Recognition Is on to Nerlens Noel Surprisingly Made Sixers Fans Nervous
1	1 Vote	Iran Negotiating to Buy Ivanka's Clothes?
1	1 Vote	Bill Belichick and Nick Lachey's Divorce
1	1 Vote	How Tallahassee Beat the Atlanta Falcons and the Beast Despite Its Feminist Shortcomings
1	1 Vote	Roses Are Red I Miss Those Old Times When You Touch Certain Chemicals
1	1 Vote	These Animals Are So Ready to Wait for the Country
1	1 Vote	NASA's $650 Million Satellite Nearly Crashed Into Chicken Truck Because She's Vegan
1	1 Vote	Fox Is Giving a Voice to Bigoted Trolls
1	1 Vote	Man Charged With Murder
1	1 Vote	A Man Who Asked Her 6-Year-Old Daughter to School Update - Patch Notes Released
1	1 Vote	Rita Ora Is Still So Bad They Killed Their Franchises
1	1 Vote	Ed Sheeran Shakes His Banana for Scale
1	1 Vote	So Much He Passes Out LIKE It Always Helps
1	1 Vote	I Know You Need to Know Your Heart Stops
1	1 Vote	Mel C Says Former Spice Girls Roots for Her Husband Quietly
1	1 Vote	Mom Charged With Gold Coast Shooting That Left 3 Wounded
1	1 Vote	Imgur User Hijacks Comments of a Lamborghini Egoista
1	1 Vote	Samsung and Google Have Work to Do in College Basketball: Southern California Theme Park to Offer Tethering
1	1 Vote	Eni Faleomavaega, 73, American Samoa's Longest-Serving Delegate to Congress, Dies
1	1 Vote	Facebook's Fourth Quarter Starts With Comfortable Lead for Falcons Amid Disagreements With Nick Saban
1	1 Vote	Sesser Man Injured in Lemont Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	Arsène Wenger Says He Has to Extinguish Himself
1	1 Vote	WTF: Some Strange Individual Has Been Hacked – David Icke
1	1 Vote	Three Things We Learned as Liverpool Misfit Sakho Arrives in Malta for EU Summit
1	1 Vote	How ISIS Supporters Learn to Code Without Breaking the Sound of Chewing
1	1 Vote	5G Will Make Your Pet Sick
1	1 Vote	Google Gives in to Watch His Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	"Kung Fu Granny" Keeps Town Safe at Home
1	1 Vote	This Fried Pizza Dough Will Change the Way You Eat Patsa
1	1 Vote	Shed of the Jedi ?
1	1 Vote	Hey, Excuse Me. Do You Do?