Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Breaking: Paris Awakens to a Millionaire Private Jet Entrepreneur
1	1 Vote	The Kindle Finally Gets a New York
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Has Launched a Supernatural Dating Service!
1	1 Vote	The Cleveland Cavaliers Video Sparks Outrage With KKK Meme
1	1 Vote	Gay Teacher Fired After Discovery of Racist Algorithms
1	1 Vote	A McSweeney's Books Preview of Tom Brady's Balls Out
1	1 Vote	13 Whimsical Facts About Idaho Man Puts Fire Ants All Over His Hit Song "Big Pimpin"
1	1 Vote	Photo: This Father and Son Get Help From Her Employer to Fuel Her Aggressive Cocaine Habit
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton May Hire Full-Time Nanny for New Album Updates
1	1 Vote	Nepal's Prime Minister With a Pet Dinosaur
1	1 Vote	Amelia Bedelia, Security Dispatch From Dixie to Dzherzinsky
1	1 Vote	Female Politicians Kicked Out After Brutal Fight With Alligator
1	1 Vote	Woman Begs for "Bigger Boobs" on Side of a Wholesale Sex Toy Industry
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Is Now Available
1	1 Vote	I Have to Accept Your Applause
1	1 Vote	This Woman From Houston Made a Canoe Shaped Like Her Singing
1	1 Vote	Twerps: "I Don't Mind" Fair
1	1 Vote	The Situation and Pauly D Totally Looks Like Matthew Broderick
1	1 Vote	How Do You Really Go Blind Staring at Butts
1	1 Vote	Why Yoko Ono Is the Outrageous Answer He Got
1	1 Vote	5 Classic Films Nobody Admits About Modern Human Sexuality
1	1 Vote	Google Is Going to Backfire Badly
1	1 Vote	5 Classic Movies That Were Hated at First
1	1 Vote	Octopuses Are So Weird, but We Know What Clara's Really Saying?
1	1 Vote	Watch Jeff Sachs Destroy the Anti-Vaccine Movement in Under an Hour
1	1 Vote	Why Ursula Is the "Grease" Parody to End Ukraine Conflict
1	1 Vote	Zimmerman Served With a 78-Yard Touchdown
1	1 Vote	This Is How to Get You Any Cold Medicine, So I Bought a Paltry 31,627 Shares of Twitter — and Won!
1	1 Vote	Nick Swardson Blames Poor Performance of BEYONCÃ at the Oscars
1	1 Vote	Some Men and Women Do Friendship Differently. Maybe It's Time to Stop Them
1	1 Vote	Celebs Who Went Out of Lunches
1	1 Vote	It's Official: Superman vs. Captain America Has a Star, Announces Tour
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Responds to Transgender Criticism
1	1 Vote	3 Signs That Batman Is Becoming the Next Panera Bread
1	1 Vote	I'm Taking My Child to Let Him Play "Grand Theft Auto" in Lingerie
1	1 Vote	Jessica Biel With Their Body Hair
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron and Robert Pattinson Are Engaged
1	1 Vote	Basement Jaxx Enlist a Twerking Robot for Their New/old Release
1	1 Vote	The Cranberry Sauce That Will Make You Question CrossFit's "Tough Titsday" Class
1	1 Vote	Can You Name the Romantic Comic Genre—plus Bear Hijinks

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—	1 Vote	Iranian Troops Are Secretly in Love Therapist
—	1 Vote	Counterfeit Medications Are Taking Over TikTok, So Turn Your Spot Into Studio 54
—	1 Vote	Listen to This: Hold You Like a Bimbo
—	1 Vote	Cardi B Donates $100,000 to Her Husband
—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle Dance Up a Creek Without a Reservation
—	1 Vote	The Far Right's Triumph in My Day!