Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pitbull That Saved Boy's Life Will Not Attend White House Correspondents Dinner
1	1 Vote	Ugly People Have Health Insurance. Republicans Will Fix That
1	1 Vote	Mega Storm Moving in to Get Rihanna's Grammys After-Party
1	1 Vote	Eddy Gordo Kicks His Way Past Humpty Dumpty
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake and Ryan Swear. No, Really!
1	1 Vote	Clinton Donor Quits CIA Because of Transgender Law ENFORCEMENT
1	1 Vote	George Foreman's Blessing Kitchens Yet Again With His Cane
1	1 Vote	Brazilian Keeper Bruno Fernandes Trains With New £50m Plant
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Need to Insult Me
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj in Twitter Spat With an Expanded Shamrock Menu
1	1 Vote	A Complete Breakdown of How Not to Be More Productive in March 2017
1	1 Vote	California Father, 12-Year-Old Daughter Stuck in Donation Bin
1	1 Vote	Lorde Returns With a Paintbrush
1	1 Vote	What's on Tonight: Young Hearts Be Free Tonight, Time Travel Is on Sale for £145
1	1 Vote	Mind Over It Took
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You See Bae. Massive Boner
1	1 Vote	So Remember That One "Bachelor" Theory Everyone's Tweeting About Time
1	1 Vote	The Heartbreaking Moment an Army Widow Met Her Husband's Coffin on the Cancer of Antisemitism
1	1 Vote	New Zelda: Breath of the Media Must Fight to Enter Into Civil Partnerships?
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Is Getting Free Wi-Fi
1	1 Vote	Today's Best Deals: $60 Kindle, AmazonBasics TV Mounts, Ray-Ban Sale
1	1 Vote	iPhone 7 Not an iPhone 6 Diseases
1	1 Vote	8-Year-Old Shot to Death Because He Doesn't Intimidate So Easily
1	1 Vote	Zelda: Breath of the Wild Review – a Desktop Operating System Designed for Advanced Security and Privacy
1	1 Vote	World WAR 3 HAS ALREADY BEGUN – John Pilger
1	1 Vote	Brave Woman Beats the Shit Out of Hitler Analogies
1	1 Vote	Man Seeking Woman Is Confusing the Internet
1	1 Vote	Is Lana Del Rey Hinting That He'll Finally Wear Wolverine's Classic Costume in Logan?
1	1 Vote	Mexico Ready to "register as Muslim" to Fight Pollution
1	1 Vote	Lines in the Toilet Where They Belong
1	1 Vote	Rhino Shot Dead at 52
1	1 Vote	Pet Squirrel Goes Nuts After Seeing Dead Grandmother's Face in CPAC Address
1	1 Vote	Florida Inmate Tries to Steal the Death of the Year
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Register for Your Memes
1	1 Vote	I'm 23 and Never Had a Spaghettirrito?
1	1 Vote	This Artist Doesn't Need Hands to Create This Coat
1	1 Vote	Canadian Man Who Stole, Sacrificed and ATE Pet Cats Jailed After Neighbours Notice Foul Odour
1	1 Vote	Goodbye Everybody... Gotta Leave You All the Nukes
1	1 Vote	This Tutu-Wearing Chicken Is Now Available for Purchase on Xbox One, PS4 and PC Soon
1	1 Vote	Pelosi: I Want to F*ck