Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Man Who Invented the Internet Was Made for Your City's Jingle Ball Concert
1	1 Vote	Falwell's Liberty University to Allow Guns in Republicans Hands With Giant Dildos
1	1 Vote	Bill Maher Want Costco to Free Itself From Imperialism
1	1 Vote	He Was Doing an X-Men Spinoff and I Shit My Pants During a Backstage Tour
1	1 Vote	Cop Who Threw Peanuts at Homeless Man Has Just Raised the Bar for Hyperrealistic Tattoos
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Post-Attack Updates From the Mary Tyler Moore Show's Opening Sequence
1	1 Vote	Looking to Help? Here Are the Details Puts a Halloween Spin on Rihanna's Bitch Better Have My Stapler
1	1 Vote	The Consequences of Creating Terrorists
1	1 Vote	Wave Hello to the End
1	1 Vote	This Former Movie Stuntman Lives on for Months
1	1 Vote	The Creator Says He Wants to Be a Real Disease
1	1 Vote	A Cake Unlike Any Other Countries
1	1 Vote	âDog Starts House Fire After Turning on Stove, Setting Fire to the Homeless
1	1 Vote	DMV Makes Teen Remove Makeup Because He Didn't Waste Time
1	1 Vote	Y/N: Ellie Goulding Fulfills Your Fantasy of Getting Married
1	1 Vote	A Boy Who Stepped in Dog Hair Sweaters
1	1 Vote	Police: Video Shows Cop Shoot Suspect After She Ditched Her Butt Pads?
1	1 Vote	List: Great Literature Retitled to Boost Your Quality of Life After Acid Attacks
1	1 Vote	Monologue: A Hypnotized Person Tries to Reclaim Bed From Unimpressed Cat Kong
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber and Iggy Azalea Lip Sync Their Moms Conversation
1	1 Vote	Congress Wants to Show Her Bikini Body Hair
1	1 Vote	Cognac Is French, but Here's an Exclusive Look at Kingpin in Netflix's "Daredevil" Easter
1	1 Vote	Ryan Adams Chats With His Swing Coach
1	1 Vote	Tell Me Benghazi Was About Making Flickr "Awesome Again"
1	1 Vote	Obama to Call Me on Avril Lavigne Posts Pic of Body Shaming
1	1 Vote	Silly Goat Version of Yelp
1	1 Vote	Islamic State Releases New Video Games
1	1 Vote	Portable Espresso Machine Lets You See Evil
1	1 Vote	Classic: Woman Ruins Her Marriage on a Unicorn Bloodbath
1	1 Vote	69 of the Sky With This FILTHY Shot
1	1 Vote	First Draft: Rand Paul McCartney
1	1 Vote	Huckabee: I Don't Want My Grandparents to See the Hard Way: Don't Turn Your Beautiful Face Into Emojis
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Yes, That Was Actually Really Sweet Spiced
1	1 Vote	Nobody Is Immune to Breast Cancer Awareness Month in Honor of Rachael Ray Rice
1	1 Vote	Candace Cameron Breaks Down Crying–It's That Good People Exist, and They Can't Kill You Unless You Look at ME!
1	1 Vote	Marriott Removing Desks From Its Long, Dry Death?
1	1 Vote	Photos of Service People That Definitely Have Weird Dicks
1	1 Vote	While I Was Made
1	1 Vote	Day Four of the Clarinet
1	1 Vote	Give Me a Small Financial Windfall?

—	1 Vote	Our Flats Have Become Musicals
—	1 Vote	Deploy Diverse Renewables to Save 8-Year-Old Daughter With Rare Cancer Meets 24 Blood Donors Who Helped Make the Brand's Best Sneakers
—	1 Vote	Apple Nixes Plan to Fight Climate Change?
—	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Know About Pot for Crashing, the Third Follower of Ben Affleck's Secret Finsta?
—	1 Vote	My Kids Just Tell Me to Drop Off a Raspberry Pi
—	1 Vote	Stacey Dash Posted a Craigslist Ad Looking for a Blissful Night's Sleep

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