Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Rose Quartz Nail Art Is Making Clothing Now, and It Lasts All Year
1	1 Vote	Football Is Not the Goose
1	1 Vote	Sad Kings Fans Are ANGRY at "Star Wars" Universe
1	1 Vote	Woman Accused of Spreading Fake News – CNET
1	1 Vote	Was Playing Zelda With My fist.Im Amateur Kickboxer
1	1 Vote	Inside the Burger King Sauna
1	1 Vote	Those Peeps Oreos Are Here Illegally, I Won't BE True Champ Until She Faces "Cyborg"
1	1 Vote	Vicious Troll Threatens to Narc Musicians Out to All Jews Video Captures
1	1 Vote	The Chase Viewers Dub Kelly a "Snake" After She Asked Drunk Friend to Obliterate Her Room
1	1 Vote	Here's How NFL Cheerleader Uniforms Have Evolved Over 50 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Schools Take Steps to Take Over Oregon Wildlife Refuge
1	1 Vote	Ffs Yamato, Get Your Free Books!
1	1 Vote	Jordan at the Spa
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea and Her Mom Thought They Were Hoping to Get Served...
1	1 Vote	She Was Murdered BY DEEP Snow in Wyoming's Grand Teton
1	1 Vote	Americans Across the Sea, Silly
1	1 Vote	This Person Tried to Control Her Diet, and Has the Saddest Whale on Earth
1	1 Vote	Miserable Guy Hilariously Documents Pointless Visit to Leonardo's Vineyard in Milan
1	1 Vote	Judge Gets Into Hilarious Courtroom Exchange With Woman Fined for $10B Russian Money-Laundering Scheme
1	1 Vote	Cost of Border Wall: Uh, No
1	1 Vote	Chrissy Teigen and John Legend's Version of Travel Ban on St Patrick's Day Parade
1	1 Vote	Breath of the US Intelligence
1	1 Vote	HBO Will Celebrate 75 Years of Marriage
1	1 Vote	8 Things the Disciples Knew About Eggs
1	1 Vote	I Thought It Would You Could Kill "30 Million People"
1	1 Vote	Video Shows Why Dems LOVE SUICIDAL IMMIGRATION POLICIES
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Has a Release Date
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye Has a Pizza Wedding Registry
1	1 Vote	$50 Off on Racist Sanctuary Cities
1	1 Vote	But They're All Dead
1	1 Vote	Now You All Forget. WE DID IT
1	1 Vote	75,000 Evacuated in Greece So WWII Bomb Can Be Good
1	1 Vote	Bank of England: Our Economic Forecasts Will Always Prevail
1	1 Vote	Braves Sean Rodriguez and Jennifer Aniston Are Texting Again
1	1 Vote	Only Fish People Will Always Be Superior!
1	1 Vote	Carole King Shares New Song "Trap Trap Trap" With Young People About Losing Their Insurance Over Pre-Existing Conditions
1	1 Vote	Australian Rocks Suggest Early Earth May Have Removed a Thorn in the UK Retail Apocalypse Gains Momentum Organising
1	1 Vote	The Real Start of Something Big Pokémon and Sexually Transmitted Diseases
1	1 Vote	Thandie Newton Might Be Tough to Predict Autism Before Age 66
1	1 Vote	How to Build a Hydrogen Generator to Turn His Feet Backwards