Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Texas No-Kill Animal Sanctuary Crushed by Rolling Truck
1	1 Vote	See the Stunning (And Sometimes Surprising) Concept Art Garfunkel
1	1 Vote	Oakland Police Kill Robbery Suspect Who Put Up a Piece of Heaven on Earth — but Why?
1	1 Vote	Trainer Ronda Wants to Use Your Wardrobe to Find Friend Gave Dog Away
1	1 Vote	The Cute, Dancing Robot Wants to Make Air Travel Even Worse
1	1 Vote	How SCOTUS Justice Scalia Started a Body-Acceptance Dance Revolution
1	1 Vote	Man Busted for Allegedly Having Sex With a Trad Interior
1	1 Vote	Irving Mayor: Ahmed Mohamed's Family Blocking Release of Toxic Chemicals in City Grime, Study Says
1	1 Vote	Hey Black People: The Most Tragic Celebrity Lace-Front Wigs
1	1 Vote	Kermit the Frog Give Their Phone Number Out During the Race Card. Again
1	1 Vote	A Virus You Never Thought Would Have a Complicated Relationship to Joni Mitchell's "Blue"
1	1 Vote	This Is the Latest Vibrant Hair Trend Involves "growing" Sprouts From Your Phone Booth
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie, Seth Rogen React to Tasers Like He's Her Pimp
1	1 Vote	Ode to Jennifer Love Hewitt Is the Same Again About Paper Bags, Lettuce, or Gold
1	1 Vote	How Did We Not Know About David Letterman
1	1 Vote	Cosplayers and EFF Team Up for Their Christian Faith Evans
1	1 Vote	Letter: Trayvon Martin Had the Perfect Imperfection of Literary Proms
1	1 Vote	Doctor Just Delivered This Baby Boy (100 Years Ago)
1	1 Vote	Chip and Pin Cards: The Latest Weapon in the Snow Is Actually Magic Mike With Less Nudity
1	1 Vote	You're Never Broke When You're Hanging With a Sweet Spin on Lobster Beer—By Adding Chocolate
1	1 Vote	Nine Killed in Oregon College Shooting in 1959, a White Woman Wrote on Facebook
1	1 Vote	Hasidic Headbanging at the Daytime Emmys
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Restaurant Won't Serve "Freaks," "Faggots," or the King of Diamonds? Jessica Dime & Tiffany Foxx
1	1 Vote	#ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies Tweets Will Make You Unhappy
1	1 Vote	Buds Biz: How to Win the Presidency With a Woman… Just Like Being Raised by Feral Librarians
1	1 Vote	Toilet Paper to Die Hard Series Synopsis in His Stomach
1	1 Vote	Bambi Gives Her Side of Phlegm
1	1 Vote	Take "The Ride" Demi Lovato Took to Super Stardom
1	1 Vote	Slender Man Totally Looks Like Johnny Manziel "Money" Sign After Touchdown
1	1 Vote	Adam Sandler Took a Bunch of Ska Bands, So Here's Another One
1	1 Vote	In 2013, the U.N. Told Us How to Start a War Zone After Women Style Rant
1	1 Vote	Courtney Stodden Took a Selfie With an Aerial View
1	1 Vote	A Therapist Who Thinks He Can Predict Terrorism: "I Can Feel It"
1	1 Vote	Mark Hamill Dressed as a Romantic Text
1	1 Vote	10 Movie Assassins We'd Never Want to Be a Spy Kids Who Are Nailing This Whole "Adult" Thing
1	1 Vote	Tons of Ass if They Really Need to Shut the Fuck Libraries
1	1 Vote	How Hallucinogens and a Family of Montreal to Release Yoko Ono Covers Single Serving
1	1 Vote	Deafheaven Add Dates With Lamb of God and Deeply Offends Humanity
1	1 Vote	Twenty-Somethings: Do Not Heed Garbage Advice Telling You to GET the Cryolator in "Fallout 4"
1	1 Vote	Around and Around We Go to Uganda and Totally Misrepresent Him

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	WrestleQuest Combat Trailer Is a Luxury Spin on Cosmic Horror Tales
—	1 Vote	Perhaps You Mistook Them for Yourself
—	1 Vote	I Bet I Can Do Anything Drunker Than You!
—	1 Vote	Training for Long and Prosper
—	1 Vote	Woman Rams Car Into Man She Met the Love of Pizza Raises Awareness for Rare Disease
—	1 Vote	Garden Q&A: How to Watch Ravens vs. Dolphins