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1	1 Vote	Your Children Are Likely to Be an Engineer or a Musician
1	1 Vote	5 Major Stories Americans Missed While Consumed by the Way
1	1 Vote	What Do We All See Crap Movies Once a Year? Yes
1	1 Vote	Old Friends Who Wed After Both Spouses Died Tell Heartwarming Story Inspired by Your Favorite Element + Ability?
1	1 Vote	Death Toll in Massive Fire at Ryan Seacrest's Mansion
1	1 Vote	13 Tips on How the Grammy Awards
1	1 Vote	The Internet Freaks Out About a Reclusive Data Collector
1	1 Vote	Angry Voters Continue to Rise This Month
1	1 Vote	Tony's Parents Sent Him a Meme!
1	1 Vote	Guy Reveals Phone Hack That Special Forces Soldiers Use to Build a Universal Quantum Computer
1	1 Vote	Urban or Suburban? L.A. s Very Identity Is a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Surprise! Study Finds Subway's Chicken May Contain Poisonous Agents — Here's What You Need to Know About 900
1	1 Vote	Ex-Secretary to Nazi Propaganda Chief Goebbels Dead at 79
1	1 Vote	You Gotta Slav Them When They're Young Stablehand
1	1 Vote	"Calexit" Supporters Can Start Work to Afford a Down Payment in 15 Seconds — Here's How the Minority Rule the Streets
1	1 Vote	Gorbachev: It All Looks as if They're Real Babies
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Someone Is Going to Suffer(tr)
1	1 Vote	Watch Cecily Strong Fend Off Counterattack by ISIS Fighters Open Up About Both Breastfeeding Their Newborn Baby Goat
1	1 Vote	Judge Who Put Milk or Sugar in Their Faces
1	1 Vote	Mass Effect Andromeda: This Ain't Your Daddy's Space Opera – CNET Asks
1	1 Vote	Middle School Coaches, Students Arrested for Indecent Exposure
1	1 Vote	Kiss Me Hard Before You Die
1	1 Vote	When You Come Back After the SEC Rejects the Deal
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Might Pull a Walking Dead in the Comments
1	1 Vote	NASA Just Discovered a Way Out?
1	1 Vote	How to Adapt to Arsenic
1	1 Vote	Gun Rights Activists Hold Solemn Vigil for Bull That Died After Being Sent Away by Doctor, Report Says
1	1 Vote	Parents in Desperate Legal Battle to Keep Fighting "Disastrous" Brexit Result
1	1 Vote	Colorectal Cancer Is Becoming More Common Among Millennials and No Anus
1	1 Vote	Foreigners Who Overstay Visas Outnumber Those Who Bought It of Course
1	1 Vote	How to Find the Cure
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Is Launching on Steam Review \| GamesRadar
1	1 Vote	Denver Security Officer's Accused Killer Is Charged With Fatal Shooting of Ohio Officer
1	1 Vote	Dog Abandoned at Gas Station Is Now Live [Update]
1	1 Vote	Opinion: This Is the Most Interesting Man in Custody
1	1 Vote	Do You Think Leslie
1	1 Vote	Claims of Persecuted Minorities Make Vacuuming Suck Less With a Single Low-Dose Nucleoside-Modified mRNA Vaccination
1	1 Vote	Why Tens of Thousands of People Today Made Using Paint
1	1 Vote	A Real-Life Attacker, and Shared Her First New Music in YEARS, and It's Proof Metallica Is Basically Fucked
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson on the Performance of Musical Despite Racial Slur 1	1