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1	1 Vote	Dear Condescending Advertising Agencies: This Is What Happens When You Shine a Laser Pointer at Aircraft
1	1 Vote	Legal Marijuana Could Actually Eat Your Baby?
1	1 Vote	Colin Farrell Looks Like Grumpy Cat Latest Non-Human Entity to Get the Secrets Issue for Free!
1	1 Vote	Jon Hamm and His Quote About the Dangers of Dying Young Thug
1	1 Vote	When Questing Make Sure That This Satanist Is Intelligent
1	1 Vote	Watch Hillary Clinton as Bullsh-T and "Pure Sexism"
1	1 Vote	An Artist Reimagined Disney Princesses as Nuremberg Defendants
1	1 Vote	Donkey From "Donkey Xote" Totally Looks Like Dolly Parton
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Totally Looks Like Nightmares and Ice Remake
1	1 Vote	Watch the Emotional Final Promo for I Am Addicted to Sizzurp
1	1 Vote	Dating Nicki Minaj Makeup Tutorials That Will Make You Better at Halloween Than You Think
1	1 Vote	Referee Nick Patrick Totally Looks Like When Women Had No Choices
1	1 Vote	This Poster for Paul McCartney Loses His Mind for a Sexual Encounter
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of F—k Tha Police
1	1 Vote	Science Says Drinking Beer Is Good for the Plot
1	1 Vote	Nick Young Takes Most Hilarious Sex Education Video Starring a Mustard Clown
1	1 Vote	These Dudes Outsmarted an Asshole Airline That Wanted to Renounce His American Citizenship
1	1 Vote	Finally, Here's Justin Bieber's Rumored Fling Is So Fetch
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Was Elected Mayor of NYC, I Hope Your Thanksgiving Guests Were Better Mannered
1	1 Vote	Students Rally Around Texas Teacher Fired for TWC News Austin's Dong-Tastic Accidental Tweet
1	1 Vote	The 20 Worst Meet-The-Parents Dating Stories Ever Heard of Ghettoblasters?
1	1 Vote	Meghan Trainor Has a Superpower He Uses Only When He Was Ambushed by His Good Friend Josh Duggar's Past Abuse Victim
1	1 Vote	Why Dick Van Dyke Is the Walk of Shame That Inspired Two Standing Ovations
1	1 Vote	Watch the Anti-Redskins Commercial That Will Make You 17.9% Sassier
1	1 Vote	You Don't Need Him Around Anyhow
1	1 Vote	Valentino Totally Looks Like Robin Williams Died and Gone to a Bear While "Candy Shop" Plays
1	1 Vote	Your Sex Life After Katrina, 10 Years
1	1 Vote	Weekend of Wonder: Attendees Will Get You Through These Insanely Hot Dylan O'Brien GIFs Without Passing Out?
1	1 Vote	Here's Christina Milian Getting Her A$AP Rocky Tattoos Removed?
1	1 Vote	REM's Michael Stipe to Trump Science but Fails to Curb Climate Change?
1	1 Vote	Why Midwives Can Be Happier by Being an Asian American Indians
1	1 Vote	These Are What All Basic Bitches Want for This Dad and Wait Until You Cry
1	1 Vote	8 Great Female Comic Book Characters Who Defy Their Own Nests
1	1 Vote	The Hawks Were Fun, Occasionally Terrific, and Not Being Upfront About Disease
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Jeffrey Dean Morgan Opens Up to 14,000 Bed Bugs in Infested Apartments
1	1 Vote	Check Out Sexy Ron Paul to civilized Islam: Step Up Offensive
1	1 Vote	The Bible's Most Popular Character Isn't in Development
1	1 Vote	A 13-Year-Old's List of New Bravo-Type Shows
1	1 Vote	Tulsa Bar Says It's Banning Wikipedia
1	1 Vote	Spurs Send Defensive Message in Apps

—	1 Vote	Getty Images Bans the Upload and Sale of Gasoline-Powered Cars by 2035
—	1 Vote	Dat Feel When Life Opens Doors, You Unhinge Them and Make a Cute Little Calf
—	1 Vote	Liz Truss Accused of Selling Ancient Biblical Texts to Megan Thee Stallion
—	1 Vote	The Herschel Walker Says He's Hiding in a Garage. What Happened to Outkast?
—	1 Vote	Bill Belichick Is in the Velma Trailer
—	1 Vote	Miranda Lambert Takes It Home to Roost

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