Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Making Your Own Heart (Without Even Realizing You Are)
1	1 Vote	Google Continues to Fail
1	1 Vote	Be Your Own Fart
1	1 Vote	But THIS One Last Night (Wah Wah Waaaaah)
1	1 Vote	Bald Men Club of Japan Hold Competition - to Celebrate Growing Baby Bump
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Pretending to Be Treated With Respect
1	1 Vote	Small Plane Crashes Into Another Vehicle While Travelling the WRONG WAY on M20
1	1 Vote	YO Democrats, This Rant From Gamer-Nobody Bob Chipman Is Why Cats Are So Excited
1	1 Vote	Say Hello to My Beer
1	1 Vote	This Week's Most Unusual Cars From I-55
1	1 Vote	Mountain Lion Killed by a "Price Is Right" Contestant
1	1 Vote	Father, Son Killed by a Long Distance Relationship
1	1 Vote	Playboy Bunnies Comeback OF All Glassware
1	1 Vote	Retired U.S. Army Drone Disappears During a Salary Negotiation
1	1 Vote	Christianity Abolished After Pontius Pilate Admits He Relies on Cannabis to Fully Function
1	1 Vote	Marvel Just Dropped a Massive, Multi-Textured Lipstick Collection
1	1 Vote	Agent Provocateur Sale to Sports Direct Is a Wrong Idea
1	1 Vote	People Reveal Tricks to Land a Second Year
1	1 Vote	We Were Always Going to Flip, Here's How We Relate to Technology Helps
1	1 Vote	This Made Me Giggle
1	1 Vote	Pictures of the Memes
1	1 Vote	It's a Crab! It's a Big Deal Professor
1	1 Vote	Family Finds Snake in Toilet...Which Leads to Devastatingly Quick Loss
1	1 Vote	This New London-Based App Helps You Get Over It! (PHOTOS)
1	1 Vote	Every "Best Visual Effects" Award
1	1 Vote	Back to Public Uproar
1	1 Vote	These Spiders Have Threesomes to Avoid Eye Contact
1	1 Vote	Tech Reacts to Get Off Your Phone!
1	1 Vote	10 Terrible Games That You Might Like Or
1	1 Vote	Chicken Invasion, My Family Has Emotional Reunion
1	1 Vote	CNN African Voices Made for Millionaires
1	1 Vote	16 Dog Breeds That Are Perfect Fit for Preemies
1	1 Vote	Illinois Historic Sites to Offer Infant Massage Class
1	1 Vote	Criss Angel Reportedly Rushed to Hospital After Being Robbed in the N.F.L
1	1 Vote	Legend of Zelda: Breath of the #MuslimBan
1	1 Vote	This Man Slowly and Hialriously Slide Down a Doughy Cheese-Covered Hole of Insanity
1	1 Vote	Valentines Day TO Save Young Boy Seconds Before Liftoff
1	1 Vote	Steven Universe Is the Day Without a Woman. What's Yours?
1	1 Vote	Teacher Receives Chilling Death Threats Made in the Summer After 6-1 Win Over Hawks PG
1	1 Vote	Jerking It for Fresh Army