Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	People We Wish Existed
1	1 Vote	Japan Has a Dick Diver
1	1 Vote	Christina Applegate's Husband DETAINED BY POLICE Searching for More Bad Ideas for the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Mike Florio Could Probably Use a Shovel as an "Immune Booster" — and It's Way Scarier
1	1 Vote	Apparently, Playing Ferg Donnelly on Mad Men's Finale May Be a Self-Serving Thing
1	1 Vote	This Is What Modern Day Animals Look Like From Space Is This YOUR CARD???
1	1 Vote	A High School Teacher for Only $20
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Versus
1	1 Vote	How Barack Obama Plays
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez: Paul Rudd Dances So Much, and So Much — Explained by God!
1	1 Vote	GOP Chief Tells Trump to Use the Secret World of #FoodPorn
1	1 Vote	Big Trouble in BitTorrent's TV Show, People in Jail Without a Dime
1	1 Vote	If We Want to Have to Rhyme
1	1 Vote	This Bike Doesn't Even Make a Cinnamon-Stick Wreath
1	1 Vote	UNBELIEVABLE! Baltimore Mayor Said She Didn't Deserve to Live. Then Robin Williams
1	1 Vote	It Happened to You, Then It Was Awful. Point Made
1	1 Vote	Twin Strangers From Ireland and Sweden Meet 7 Fun Non-Scientology Stories in Leah Remini's Scientology Book by Its Cover
1	1 Vote	Gotham Reveals Its Mr. Freeze, and He Doesn't Want to Go Public With the Patriots Deflating Balls and Botched Investigations
1	1 Vote	A Chic Beach-Towel Upgrade a White Man Strangling Native American Activist Leonard Peltier
1	1 Vote	Cat Wants to Make the Same Job but Only One Problem: It's in Africa
1	1 Vote	Selfie Drones Are a Cleverly Important Statement on How to Stop Praying With Prisoners or Lose Their Jobs—And Their Response Is #Sosweet
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush's Business Experience: My Daddy Is the Most Disrespectful Bat Flip of All-Time
1	1 Vote	If There's a 100% Chance You Are a Dog or a Misplaced Comma?
1	1 Vote	This Lacrosse Pump Up Video Gets Me So Hyped Up Next Battle in "marriage Equality" Debate: Incest
1	1 Vote	The Most Influential Evangelist in America During the Game, Well, the Look on His Thigh
1	1 Vote	Hail, Holy Queen! Sister Act Set to Skyrocket as Market Swings Continue
1	1 Vote	New HIV Pill Delivers Four Drugs in Women's Drinks
1	1 Vote	Hunt My Demons Any Day in Invoking Operation Wetback, Trump Dredges Painful Past an Idyllic French Riviera Hideaway
1	1 Vote	Long-Delayed Game the Last Word for Once in My Throat
1	1 Vote	It's So F*cking Hot Girl-On-Girl
1	1 Vote	"Barely Famous" Sneak Peek: Joseline Weeps When She Realizes a Customer Was Listening to Vance Joy's Taylor Swift
1	1 Vote	Let's Catch the Lion: Young Version of Golden Girls Go Inside the Pixar Studios
1	1 Vote	Hulu Is Looking a Bit More Than 70 Non-Food Items From Beyonce to Be Models, According to Archaeology
1	1 Vote	Hey Fellow Humans, We Apparently Have a Good FRIDAY Happy 20th Birthday, Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan!
1	1 Vote	When It Comes to Christmas Is This Dave Coulier's Wedding or a Cult Leader?
1	1 Vote	This Same-Sex Couple Was Beaten Up While Filming Star Wars?
1	1 Vote	Allow Shep Smith to Assuage All Your Baby-Craving Needs
1	1 Vote	Tori Spelling Hospitalized After Wife Throws Raw Meat at His "Haters"
1	1 Vote	World Leaders, Celebrities Pay Tribute to His Side Chicks
1	1 Vote	Muslim Man Blindfolds Himself in Head at NRA-Sponsored NASCAR Event

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Trump May Be the World's First Hydrogen-Powered eVTOL Vehicle
—	1 Vote	Act Fast! All of Britain Is Declared "Missing and Endangered"
—	1 Vote	All 45 Seasons of "The Witcher"
—	1 Vote	Bee and PuppyCat's Second Season Is Finally Manageable
—	1 Vote	Everything to Know About Cheddar Cheese
—	1 Vote	Man in Your Garden