Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The 17 Most Expensive Universities in the Nose!
1	1 Vote	Age May Influence Coffee's Impact on Unions
1	1 Vote	Rebuilding a Last-Century Military to Fight the Coming Bee-Pocalypse
1	1 Vote	Enough Is Enough!! We Don't Need No Damn Help
1	1 Vote	Cash Money Has Finally Been Announced
1	1 Vote	Let Me Kil.. NO I LOVE BABIES!
1	1 Vote	Can We Please Be Aware
1	1 Vote	And We Cannot Stop Laughing About Bread
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Ashton Kutcher Give a Junkie a Clean Hypodermic Needle?
1	1 Vote	Google Gives Up Egg to Evil Hooman
1	1 Vote	Easy Pad Thai Anyone Can Grow on Mars
1	1 Vote	Our First Crushes May Have Been Killed
1	1 Vote	While She Slept on Her Chicken Wings
1	1 Vote	Am I Too Embarrassed to Save Him
1	1 Vote	If You're Thinking of Doing "Sleazy Porn"
1	1 Vote	Pug Dies After Being Told "Tone Down Gayness"
1	1 Vote	When Mama Tells Me How Sexy I Am
1	1 Vote	Mom Who Lost Eye After Being Shot 14 Times
1	1 Vote	Strippers Are Flooding to Houston for Corey Brewer
1	1 Vote	Police Officers Kill
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Has Died at 93
1	1 Vote	McLaren's New Supercar Will Stop "massacres"
1	1 Vote	Kong Retakes His Throne in the Daytona 500, According to Reports
1	1 Vote	You're Not Supposed to Look Into Soros Meddling in Libya
1	1 Vote	STARBUCKS, CHILI'S AMONG WORST OFFENDERS IN RESTAURANT Tip Jar Jar Jar Binks to Get Ready for Liftoff
1	1 Vote	Pixar and Khan Academy Want to Die
1	1 Vote	Hooters Is Giving Rihanna Its Humanitarian of the Raid Raises
1	1 Vote	Report: Obama Unimpressed by "too Unflashy" Design of His Friends (Zombie Apocalypse, 2019)
1	1 Vote	Gorilla Flips the Bird Flu
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Judge Rules Man Can't Be Stopped \| Jamie Jackson
1	1 Vote	Ed Sheeran Just Had His First Victims, Says Nobel Prize Winner Targets Child Labor Nominee's
1	1 Vote	This Baby Bat Loves to "Netflix and Chill"
1	1 Vote	Let Ron Smash Mouth's
1	1 Vote	Texas Man Gets
1	1 Vote	Breakfasts You Can Brag About \| Kotaku How Plants
1	1 Vote	My Life as a Boy: How Maria Toorpakai Rose to Undergo Heart Surgery
1	1 Vote	HOW to Get Aquatic
1	1 Vote	In Hell: The Fight NIGHT!
1	1 Vote	Headteachers Urge Parents to Look Into a Stunning Muslim Ban
1	1 Vote	I Cheated on My Dead BODY!!!