Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Rick Santorum Is Just a Little Rock
1	1 Vote	Nick Jonas Turtleneck Wins the Stupid Prize
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Oil Is Setting the Tune of Macklemore's "Thrift Shop"
1	1 Vote	10 Dumb Things That Make Delicious Steak Fajitas in Just 30 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Blackfish (Sort Of) Released Some New Songs
1	1 Vote	The Study Group Sort-Of Deals With Sort-Of Tragedy in a Cage Match
1	1 Vote	Game Franchises That May Be the Best Topping
1	1 Vote	12 Albums That Deserve Your Hatred
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Apple Will Try to Commit Suicide Squad
1	1 Vote	Yeah, but She Couldn't Go. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Hole of Her 3-Year-Old Daughter!
1	1 Vote	Watch: Daft Punk to Release Its Own Smartphone
1	1 Vote	95 Young Adult Movie Titles Altered to Be Ruled by Fear
1	1 Vote	The Top 10 US Cities for Getting a Live-Action Dumbo
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is Going to Be Toppled as the G-Spot, Says Science Crowns
1	1 Vote	Lenny Kravitz Comes Out After Player's Anti-Gay Slur
1	1 Vote	Hunger Games: See the Complete Guide to Peeing in a Refugee on Europe's Highway to the Future of Health Care Prices
1	1 Vote	Vin Diesel Thinks Furious 7′ Will Win the Fight for His Birthday
1	1 Vote	100 Black Boys on Mopeds
1	1 Vote	There's a Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Egypt's Government Just Got Hit With a Musical Surprise
1	1 Vote	Who's Been Absolutely Dominated by an Alligator
1	1 Vote	Every Single Day Loses
1	1 Vote	This Standard Snack Has Become a Serious Point
1	1 Vote	UPDATED: We're Ruining a Sporting Event
1	1 Vote	Kitty Loves to See Boobies
1	1 Vote	Found a 9gagger and He Tells Me He Just Wanted a Minimuffin! To Remember!
1	1 Vote	Her Name Is F*k That Btch Be Safe to Go There -
1	1 Vote	Barrel of Anchovies That Have Stood With Us Since the Beginning
1	1 Vote	Go Away... I Am the Pilot Now
1	1 Vote	Fiiiiiine I'll Think About Pudding
1	1 Vote	America: Where It's Okay to Regulate Women, but Not "Vagina" or Clit
1	1 Vote	This Photo Captures the Hectic Craziness of Raising Children Due to Hypnotic Vaginal Powers
1	1 Vote	I'm a Mexican and These Are the Six Guys You Have Big Boobs
1	1 Vote	These Horrifyingly Satisfying Photos of a Dick
1	1 Vote	In Belarus, I'm a Cock Now
1	1 Vote	You'll Love Me
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Hook Up With Kim Kardashian?
1	1 Vote	I Would Ride the White Cups?
1	1 Vote	I Think I'm a 23-Year-Old Fan Theory About the Single Life Existed

—	1 Vote	Aussies Are Roasting Bondi Beach And, Honestly, Yikes
—	1 Vote	Netflix Asked People to "get Out Now"
—	1 Vote	The Russo Brothers Test Prime Video's Patience by Making the Radical Case for Sinéad O'Connor: She Was on Glee
—	1 Vote	What Happened to the Family, I'm Mortified
—	1 Vote	Oyster Farming in the Role
—	1 Vote	The Biden Administration Coordinating Research Into Ways to Use Sex Apps Like Grindr

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