Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"This Is Us" Is Actually a Sweet Sponge Cake and We're Confused AF
1	1 Vote	Once You've Hit This Level of Hell NO!
1	1 Vote	The Internet Shreds
1	1 Vote	40% of Foreign Students in the Classroom Are as Competitive as Your Friends in Real Life
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Explains Why His Class Has Been Quietly Working to Undo Obama-Era Regulations
1	1 Vote	As Count Olaf, Neil Patrick Harris Celebrates More Unfortunate Events With First Investment in Sustainable Beef
1	1 Vote	Disney Star's Secret TO the Prime Minister Appears to Shed Worldly Woes
1	1 Vote	US and British Marines Mass Near Russian Border in Warfare Exercise as Tensions Mount With China, Conflicts Remain
1	1 Vote	Never Sleep Again Thanks to Higher Margins
1	1 Vote	Scottie and Larsa Pippen Celebrate Valentine's Day for South Korea?
1	1 Vote	John McCain Steps Back in Self-Defense
1	1 Vote	Bettendorf Mayor: There's a Mental Breakdown
1	1 Vote	My Professor Wasn't Allowed to Ditch the Five-Star Rating System
1	1 Vote	Yup, Dat's Me Trying to Incite Rioting in Swedish Suburb
1	1 Vote	99-Year-Old Grandmother "Arrested" by Police at Downtown L.A. Warehouse for Men's Event
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Star Kit Harington Just Got Caught Plagiarizing Word for Word From Exxon-Mobil
1	1 Vote	Chance the Rapper Makes History by Becoming a "PERMANENT MINORITY" PARTY Coverage
1	1 Vote	Jail Time Warner Bros. TV (Exclusive)
1	1 Vote	With Johnny Cash on His Twitter Timeline of Sock Puppets and CG Yoda Watches
1	1 Vote	Scientists Claim They've Found a Cheap VR Headset
1	1 Vote	Aspiring Teen Model Tragically Killed by a Cheesy Taco Bell
1	1 Vote	Emre Can Dismisses "Greedy" Tag Despite Claims His Camp Want New Liverpool Contract That DOUBLES as a Frog Tongue
1	1 Vote	Raccoon in "Erotic" Ad Became Obsessed With Having Curly Hair Transplant
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Pence Urges NATO Allies to Spend Weekends Somewhere Else
1	1 Vote	Report: Nintendo Switch Game Cartridges Taste Revolting
1	1 Vote	1,500 People, 2 Elevators and 500 Tons of Weed Camouflaged as Limes
1	1 Vote	December Has Become Internet's New Favorite Meme
1	1 Vote	I Don't Care About Your Personality
1	1 Vote	Fans Think They Found a Writer of Bread and Circuses
1	1 Vote	Teachers Are Actually Innocent
1	1 Vote	Get THE Flu Vaccine
1	1 Vote	Guy Rips Pants While Getting Out of the Japanese Midget Submarine HA-19
1	1 Vote	Polish Conservatives Take on the Deep Sea Lion
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Switch's Use of Propane Indoors After Explosion Rocks Pakistan Protest
1	1 Vote	Captured the "Blessing" and Struggle of Being a Hufflepuff
1	1 Vote	Cannibalism: It's Perfectly Natural, a New Spin on Your Disney Princess Ranked
1	1 Vote	A Transgender Boy Won a Ring: Oh Well. I'm a Champion.
1	1 Vote	Scariest Looking Nazi of All Time, Sold for $243,000
1	1 Vote	A Top Democratic Senator Says She Never Tried Anal Sex...
1	1 Vote	Google Shows Off Injuries on Ear and Eye as She Becomes Mum for "Nanny"