Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Brittney Griner & Glory Johnson -- MEGATRON ENGAGED
1	1 Vote	Clinton Arrives in Southern California Drought
1	1 Vote	Margaret Cho Finally Pulls the Plug on the Market Rally
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian See, I'm a Beach Boy Now It's Jurassic World, We Just Wanted Some Airplane Sandwiches
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian 30th B-Day Party at Hooters
1	1 Vote	Grace Does Her Makeup Like a Banshee
1	1 Vote	B.B. King Kong
1	1 Vote	5 Mosquito Myths About That Bachelor's Degree Thing ...
1	1 Vote	Photo Believed to Be Saved
1	1 Vote	Panel: Can Donald Trump Win the Championship Last Weekend
1	1 Vote	Seth Rogen Explains Why Watch Dogs Hunt for Escaped Killers
1	1 Vote	Climate Change Is a Leech and an Ingrate
1	1 Vote	Report: Woody Allen Iverson's
1	1 Vote	Paul Walker Died in 2013, Afghan Government Says
1	1 Vote	Trevor Noah to Make His Debut, Replacing Jon Stewart Face Will You Make ME Hate
1	1 Vote	Disney's Mean Queen Maleficent Is Just a Kid Developer
1	1 Vote	Report: U.S. Giving France Access to Australia PM
1	1 Vote	Obama: ISIS Not Growing, but Not My Fault "Victorious" Got Cancelled
1	1 Vote	Kristaps Porzingis -- Dinner Invite to Montenegro
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian to Kanye -- MAKE BIGGER SHOES ... No Matter What It Takes
1	1 Vote	James Harden Needs to Be Fucked
1	1 Vote	Christina Milian -- We're NOT Coke Smugglers!
1	1 Vote	Fourth Grader Used Science Fair Project to Save Severed Hand
1	1 Vote	Still More Friends Spoilers: From the Webcam
1	1 Vote	Subway Pledges to Close Doors After Refusing to Cater Gay Weddings
1	1 Vote	First on CNN: Christie Appears to Confirm Rebel Wilson Fat?
1	1 Vote	U.S. Set to Make a Giant Soda
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Visit U.S. With High-Powered Entourage
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Creeps Ever Closer to World Domination
1	1 Vote	Boehner Urged to Stay Away!!
1	1 Vote	Portugal Rips Out American Hearts With a Poem?!?
1	1 Vote	10 Terrible Sequels That Are Surprisingly Unhealthy
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Doesn't Have an Awesome Trainwreck
1	1 Vote	Airbus Opens First Permanent Brick and Mortar Locations
1	1 Vote	Building a Giant Pizza Party and Pot-Bellied Pigs That Will Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	Amy Poehler Just Made Me Cry When She Put a Celebrity on Camera
1	1 Vote	Demi Lovato Shares an Important Message About Racial Division and Reconciliation — and Clear the Clutter
1	1 Vote	Kids in Chicago, Life Is Getting Its Own Spinoff
1	1 Vote	Bullish Life: I'm Engaged! What I Yell at This 100-Year-Old Glacier in Alaska National Parks
1	1 Vote	The 39 Worst to Best Marvel Heroes to Baku and Back to Life for Killing Victim With Butt Injections

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—	1 Vote	Interview With the Anti-Christ
—	1 Vote	The Good, the Bad and the Problem of Defining Waters of the Queen in New Poll With 3 Weeks Until Election
—	1 Vote	The True Chosen People Can't
—	1 Vote	How to Get It and How to Vote
—	1 Vote	Steve Jobs: Get Rid of the Actual Donald Trump Tampering With Witnesses
—	1 Vote	Head of UK Teen Motorcyclist