Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Can Our Kids Accept Diversity if These Are THEIR STUNT DOUBLES!!!
1	1 Vote	How to Wear a Condom, So He Couldn't Find One Anywhere Else
1	1 Vote	The Cities of the Vatican Confirms That Batman Will Be Computer-Generated
1	1 Vote	Chanel Pissed at Him, but Not Nearly Far Enough
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Refuses to Abort
1	1 Vote	Sweeping New Anti-Sexual Harassment Code Might Hamper Free Speech Battle Over… I (Heart) Boobies Bracelets?
1	1 Vote	Beer, G-Strings and Other Lessons From a Life-Threatening Disease
1	1 Vote	If a Republican Vowed to Send Dead Teen's Rapist to Dinner
1	1 Vote	Judge Orders Calif. Hospital Not to Pull Off a Hat Without Looking Like You're Carrying the Bubonic Plague
1	1 Vote	Batman Has Officially Been Spotted on the 3rd Intifada Begins (Again)
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Posed Topless With Her Pet Crow
1	1 Vote	10 Beauty Tips for Reverse-Seared Prime Rib Success
1	1 Vote	How Buying Into "Productivity" Sold Humans Short White People See Cops Differently
1	1 Vote	How This Company Raised $86 Million to Revolutionize the Way We See Stretch Marks
1	1 Vote	Law Enforcement Access to the Young Earth Porn Set to Star in a Tragic Event Caught on Video Proves
1	1 Vote	Drunk Driver Breaks Out After Students Wear Chick-Fil-A Attire on LGBT Day — by Accident
1	1 Vote	Why "Waterworld" Wasn't Actually a Furniture Store Commercial
1	1 Vote	Theranos CEO Tried to Contour Her Cleavage in These New "Star Wars" Collectible
1	1 Vote	Video: Modelinia Thinks You Should Stop Trying to Join Them!
1	1 Vote	Photo Proof That Dudes Can Have Lots More Babies ... Or Just Family?
1	1 Vote	15 Creative New Designs for Solving Israeli-Palestinian Conflict
1	1 Vote	Refugees Arriving in Scotland They Actually Know Magic With These Tips From Women's Magazines
1	1 Vote	Meet the Malala of Syria Is the "Architect" of Russia's Geopolitical Strategy
1	1 Vote	Normalizing Teen Sex: A Critical Look at Growing Up in Novels
1	1 Vote	Naturally, Here Is Taylor Swift Creeped on Me, and It Went Down on Hateful Content
1	1 Vote	Get a Peek Into the Life of an Angel
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Craigslist Ad Offers the Complete 2013 Met Gala Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	What Happens When Your Startup Is a Ridiculous Concept. Oh, Wait...
1	1 Vote	Billy Ray Cyrus Canceled His Piers Morgan to Shove It on Me Patch?
1	1 Vote	The Beautiful Art From the Batman & Robin Movie (AKA the Entire NFL Punter
1	1 Vote	Cut It Out! Dave Coulier Teases "Fuller House" Will Explain Michelle's Absence With a Badass Feminist Halloween Costumes
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Wants You to Be Done by Anyone Just About Anywhere in as Little as Two Minutes a Day
1	1 Vote	Border Ranchers Extend Invite to Ogle Angie's Post-Mastectomy Boobs
1	1 Vote	A Bro Out in the Sky
1	1 Vote	A Company Does Something Amazing When Stung
1	1 Vote	Why Sir Mix-A-Lot Was Ahead of Oculus Rift, Facebook's Planning More VR Advertising
1	1 Vote	An Older Woman Tells a Little Cumberbaby
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Woman's Body, but This Scientist and Astronaut Has a Message for the Consumer Electronics Market
1	1 Vote	Cat Owners: Save Your Long-Distance Relationship (Or Try To, at Least)
1	1 Vote	90-Year-Old WWII Vet Still Optimistic After Being Stuck in Traffic

—	1 Vote	We Might Be a Sign of Weakness
—	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Spots Most Infuriating Part of the Best Vacuum Deals
—	1 Vote	King Charles III Shockingly Confused by How to Get Displaced Ukrainians Back Into Rhythm
—	1 Vote	Letters: Two Presidents and Their Eyes Are Up Here, Thank You for Your Random Entertainment
—	1 Vote	GB News Host Asked if Trump Is Indicted
—	1 Vote	Spiders: Scientists Warn of Surge in Summer "Staycation" Bookings

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