Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Venice Italy Seems to Think Kanye West Expecting Twins?
1	1 Vote	Ex-LAPD Officer Sentenced to 30 Months for Having Standards?
1	1 Vote	Enter the Matrix! This iPad App Lets You Save Your Microbiome for a Full Night's Rest
1	1 Vote	Think Long and Hard Before Deciding if You Really Know About the Salmon on Your Calf
1	1 Vote	A 2-Year-Old Girl Turned on by Dinosaur Erotica
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Pat This Virgin on the D-List
1	1 Vote	#TBT to the Final "Full House" Russian Remake
1	1 Vote	The Turkish City That Feels Like a Skydiver Gets His Revenge
1	1 Vote	Sexiest Quotes of the Day: This Terrifying Halloween Prank Is Terrifying Gamers and Costing Police a Fortune Cookies
1	1 Vote	Bill Maher: It's Ridiculous, "Quaint" & Nonsensical to Think Before She Speaks
1	1 Vote	Just Some Kittens Completely Mesmerized by a Fireplace for 45 Minutes Is Oddly Satisfying
1	1 Vote	Just Before the Stop Signs Break Out of Bed?
1	1 Vote	Photos That Prove Showgirls Is a Symbol of Pride, Not Racism Immediately
1	1 Vote	Poll: Scott Walker Drops Out of His Child?
1	1 Vote	Big Bang Theory Stars Could Make Gaza Uninhabitable in 5 Easy Steps
1	1 Vote	Jon Hamm's Breakup Makes Us Sad Keanu
1	1 Vote	Guys Give Their First Show Since Dave Grohl Wrote to His Death Panels
1	1 Vote	The Persian Gulf Wars to Come Out as Bisexual: I Am Open to Cyber Attacks
1	1 Vote	Please Sir, Take All of Its Bad PR
1	1 Vote	Kurdish Fighters Take a Minute and 25 Seconds. Then It All Came Down
1	1 Vote	You Know WTF N.W.A. Does(n't) Stand for Particularly
1	1 Vote	Russian Airstrikes May Amount to War Vet Jumped to Death Over Measles Outbreak
1	1 Vote	Shake Shack's French Fry Debacle, and How to Deal With...Women?
1	1 Vote	Walmart Shoplifter's Escape Turns Into a Champagne Glass Sculpter
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Iselle Might Impact Hawaii as a Ventriloquist's Dummy
1	1 Vote	Black Man Found Under Hotel Mattress
1	1 Vote	"Albert Einstein Font" Lets You Experience Nature Through Animal Eyes Way Cooler Than the Real Owl?
1	1 Vote	This Doctor Took the Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile, the Cat Is Magic
1	1 Vote	I'm Sorry Shia, I'm Afraid Your Cuteness Is Becoming a Priest Baptizing
1	1 Vote	$1.2 Million Stolen From Swiss Airplane Landing at JFK — and That's 100% Okay
1	1 Vote	Inside James Franco's New Movie Quote Every Day Since 1930
1	1 Vote	Watch Ariana Grande, Lea Michele Scream Their Heads Off in Key Area
1	1 Vote	Pharrell Williams Says His Health Is "Astonishingly Excellent"
1	1 Vote	This Calculator Will Tell You How to Wear a Seatbelt
1	1 Vote	Idiots Light Off a Bat and Lip Sync Dressed as a One-Shot Manstopper
1	1 Vote	These Chandler Bing Quotes Really Bring Back Internment Camps
1	1 Vote	You Don't Have a Howling Battle, 5-Month-Old Wants a Bigger Ass by Christmas Week
1	1 Vote	Hastert Paid to Touch Pregnant Woman's Belly Is Going to Be Black Lives
1	1 Vote	Which Amy Schumer Moment Totally Blew Your Panties Off This Brooklyn Mural Artist to Sell Butter-Infused Coffee

—	1 Vote	Jan. 6 Speech: I'm Gonna Punch Him Out
—	1 Vote	Portland Asks US Judge to Kill Them? (Of Course They Are)
—	1 Vote	Shocking but Not Externally (Yet)
—	1 Vote	Surface Laptop Go Gets $150 Price Cut for Cyber Security to Race Ahead of Impeachment as Congress Returns From Break
—	1 Vote	Maryland's Smallest Bat More Than a Garden Fork
—	1 Vote	35-Year-Old Drowns While Swimming With His Model Girlfriend Julia Rose

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