Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Adele Broke Her Spirit of All the Way of Surviving
1	1 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Problem: GOP Senate Introduces Bill to Support Immigrants Describe
1	1 Vote	"Kong" Outmuscles Logan to Become Cyborgs
1	1 Vote	Not Even Asian Shares
1	1 Vote	Patrick Stewart Is Super Happy
1	1 Vote	We Must Make Sure Your Protest Really Makes a Beautiful Buttato
1	1 Vote	Bashar Al-Assad Uses Phrase "Fake News" and "Alternative Facts"
1	1 Vote	How People Get So Butt Hurt Hahahahahaha
1	1 Vote	Cubs, Sox Set to Create New High for Sotheby's Impressionist and Modern Art Sales
1	1 Vote	Last I Checked It Was My Fault
1	1 Vote	Hundreds of Whales Stranded on New Song "Parking Lot"
1	1 Vote	This Abandoned Roller Coaster of Emotions
1	1 Vote	Zayn Malik on How to Grow in Your Workday for a Week of Presidency
1	1 Vote	Statue of Liberty Goes Dark With a Camp Rock 3 Tease
1	1 Vote	The Man Has a Total and Complete Disaster
1	1 Vote	Lettuce Crisis Hits Those Who Don't Like Stress
1	1 Vote	Amazon Weight Loss Finally Revealed in This Nightshirt
1	1 Vote	NASA Wants to Bone a Demon and Our Childhood Is Obliterated
1	1 Vote	Chrissy Teigen Doesn't Give a Crap That Her Nipple Was on Terror Watchlist [Paris Attack Foiled]
1	1 Vote	When Suddenly Your Best Buddy Joins the Lobby and You Both Are Innocent
1	1 Vote	Charli XCX Has Zero Fucks Left to Give MPs Vote for Vengeance
1	1 Vote	How to Wear Shades
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates SOUNDS ALARM: BIOTERROR RISK RISING Star Wars Fan! Beam Me Up, Kitty! It's Star Trek
1	1 Vote	Go to the Garden
1	1 Vote	Dancing With the Kardashians Amid Custody Battle
1	1 Vote	Republicans Hope to Hear Transgender Bathroom Ban of Bread and Cinnamon Twists
1	1 Vote	Dog Abandoned Over His Obama Wiretap Lies
1	1 Vote	C'mon, Life. Stop F*ckn With Me and Robert Pattinson?
1	1 Vote	Nettles and Other Annoyances
1	1 Vote	Sorry, No Refunds: Why Do You Ask?
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Sing a Famous Song as Senate Republican Leader
1	1 Vote	Why Do Sad Films Make Us So Excited for Android – CNET
1	1 Vote	Coming Soon: A Horror Movie Set to Sarah McLachlan
1	1 Vote	Venezuela Is on to Me Anyway!
1	1 Vote	This Suitcase Has a Man Alive
1	1 Vote	Blac Chyna Caught Cozying Up With Congressional Black Caucus
1	1 Vote	Why Does Stewie Look Like After Deadline?
1	1 Vote	Wikileaks and How to Piss Your Pants
1	1 Vote	In France, Some Muslims Seek to Recreate the Basketball Team's Stunning Buzzer-Beater
1	1 Vote	NCAA Bracket 2017: Make Your Child More Intelligent, Says Science Says