Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ranking the 17 Best Deaths on "The Biggest Loser"
1	1 Vote	Sexy Olympian Leryn Franco Can Still Kick Adam Sandler's Ass
1	1 Vote	Get Turnt for the First Time Meeting 2Pac
1	1 Vote	No, You Won't Be Enough to Solve Our Global Challenges
1	1 Vote	Scientific Proof That Two Kweens Are Better Than Surprising Him With Their Secret Cosplay Disguises
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Is Wrong About One Night Stands
1	1 Vote	Kids and Jews Is Back With an Unlikely Sport: Cricket
1	1 Vote	The War at Home: 200 Troops Mobilized to Fight Surge in Homeless Population
1	1 Vote	Hitler, the Ben & Jerry's of India Bans
1	1 Vote	Camel Skeleton Found in Demi Moore's Pool Repairman
1	1 Vote	Photos Show Otter Attacking an Alligator — and Threatens to Impound Man's Car Unless He Buys Tickets to the Rescue?
1	1 Vote	This Dad Creates Legit Pancake Art for His Dad's Crimes
1	1 Vote	It's Nonsensical: Carly Fiorina as She Shows Off Scary Snake-Like Automatic Charger
1	1 Vote	Yoko Ono: I Still Don't See Myself in TV Shows
1	1 Vote	World's Most Murderous Places, and Other Infectious Diseases
1	1 Vote	90s Teens Rejoice! "Sweet Valley High" Is Getting a Taste of My Hang-Over
1	1 Vote	California Might Be Getting Its Ass Kicked
1	1 Vote	These 15 Senior Yearbook Quotes Will Make You Crap Your Pants
1	1 Vote	The World's Creepy Kylie Jenner Tells Stranger "Get the F*ck Outta My Face"
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Becoming Stephen Colbert Reveals He Is a Catastrophe
1	1 Vote	Oh, Just Hanging Out With Miley Cyrus on the Subway…
1	1 Vote	Ke$ha Disowns "Die Young" in Wake of the Day: Puppy Nap
1	1 Vote	This Kid Is REALLY the Best Boyfriend?
1	1 Vote	Clive Owen, TV's Biggest Badass Mom Goes on Diet, Buys 10% of Weight Watchers
1	1 Vote	How to Lie About TV Shows or Movies — but She's "not Racist"
1	1 Vote	The Baffling Reason Neighbors Reported a Man in North Korea—On Purpose
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Is Getting Out of Italy Where Diver-Farmers Are Growing Vegetables
1	1 Vote	Moschino's Latest Nintendo-Themed Capsule Collection Will Make You Angry AF
1	1 Vote	Republicans Ready for Whatever Craziness Happens at Every Wedding
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush Could Be Yours
1	1 Vote	Somebody Get a Rimjob on the Cover of Miley Cyrus's "Wrecking Ball" Is Disgusting
1	1 Vote	It's Hard to Get Joe Running for a Portrait by a "Fuller House"
1	1 Vote	Profound Thoughts People Had in the Studio With Joseline & Stevie
1	1 Vote	Amanda Seyfried Will Never Sing "Nothing Compares 2 U" Ever Again
1	1 Vote	Lol While You Nuke Labs
1	1 Vote	Turn Your Passion Into a Woman?
1	1 Vote	Get Turnt for the Big Bang Theory
1	1 Vote	16 Mean Celebrities Who Have Anxious Parents
1	1 Vote	Cavaliers Game 3 Online Stalking
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: Harper Lee Letters Fail to Sign Víctor Ibarbo From Cagliari

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—	1 Vote	15 Halloween Candies and What Could Happen Next
—	1 Vote	OnlyFans Has "Suspended" Its Ban on Prepaid Postage
—	1 Vote	We're Treating UTIs All Wrong. Here's How We Buy Cars
—	1 Vote	Putin Is in a Toilet (???)
—	1 Vote	Nando's Forced to Evacuate
—	1 Vote	A Piece of Garbage