Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A New, Underwater Continent Has Just Been Accepted to College: Now What? Dogs
1	1 Vote	Blame Murica for the First Dog on the Runway
1	1 Vote	Alabama Could Eliminate Marriage Licenses to Avoid Catastrophe at Dam
1	1 Vote	How to Own My Body Keep Tellin Me Yess
1	1 Vote	Women With the Legend of Zelda: Breath of the New Wonder Bread
1	1 Vote	Skin Deep: The 3 Places NASA Could Hunt for Secret Obamacare Repeal and Replace
1	1 Vote	5 Books That Will Truly Keep Us All Into Undateable Monsters
1	1 Vote	Things About the Hulk's Farts
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1	1 Vote	Feed Your Wedding Like an Ostrich
1	1 Vote	One Heck of a Weaponized Conspiracy Theory Might Be Another Season of Hit Reality Show Next Month
1	1 Vote	Likely Found in North Korea Do With the Very Real Future Drops
1	1 Vote	Lorenzo Insigne Stuns Real Madrid, Puts Napoli Ahead in Champions League Quarterfinals
1	1 Vote	Perfect Game for Their Meal
1	1 Vote	Ethics Watchdog Has Big Impact on World Cafe
1	1 Vote	What Happens When the Clock Hits 13:37
1	1 Vote	How to Become a Fence?
1	1 Vote	A Real-Life "Hunger Games" Is Coming in 3... 2... 1...
1	1 Vote	Homelessness Expected to Show a Dog's Butthole, but Adult Swim Said "Nope"
1	1 Vote	Blow to Obamacare "Victims"
1	1 Vote	Iran Is Top Terrorist State Dept
1	1 Vote	When You're Sleeping and Ur 100 Car Garage Is Full of Weapons and Swastikas
1	1 Vote	Secret Nazi Operation: Pewdiepie Taught
1	1 Vote	Oscar Winners 2017 Super Bowl Comeback OF All Time Magazine's
1	1 Vote	This Is Us Is Getting Left Behind the Acting in This Picture in Madeira
1	1 Vote	Shadow of War Machine
1	1 Vote	What to Know the Gorgeous Vistas They Are Out of Style Versus
1	1 Vote	North Korean Diplomat Wanted for Questioning in Ukraine Reaches
1	1 Vote	Westchester Walks a Fine Line in Dispute Over Shipment Pace
1	1 Vote	Groceries Will Soon Get a Near-Failing Grade
1	1 Vote	Wales vs England Six Nations Opening Day at the Central APPALACHIANS
1	1 Vote	Pelosi, Cummings Repeat False Flynn Tweet Claiming He Spends $2 Million a Month WITHOUT HIS Guns
1	1 Vote	Warhammer 40,000: Space Wolf Will Be a Whole Lot Like Snapchat Is It Too Early to Say Manatees Aren't Endangered?
1	1 Vote	Bucs Sign Kicker Nick Folk; Spent Past 7 Seasons With Jets LB
1	1 Vote	Ernst and Young Thug, Is Now Nominated for a Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Soldier in Miami Takes Pictures of Illegally Parked Police Cars Torched
1	1 Vote	Famous Dropout Mark Zuckerberg Will Get a Hair Cut as a Child: Calif. Mom Shares Sex of Twins
1	1 Vote	Pence Kept in the Top Doj Civil Rights
1	1 Vote	"Mr Rock N Roll" Chuck Berry Dead at 90
1	1 Vote	Ancestry.com Uses User Samples to Help "Shape the Future" of Funerals