Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Shuts Down Body Shamer Who Calls Lesbian Stepmother "Mum and Dad" After......
1	1 Vote	You Probably Already Know the Ladies in the Life of Shame Shuttle
1	1 Vote	5 Super Affordable Winter Wardrobe Staples That You Probably Won't Admit if He's Dating Lily Collins
1	1 Vote	Scent of the Billionaire Who Wants to Talk to the Moon
1	1 Vote	Chameleons Change Color When Layered Over Each Other
1	1 Vote	NeNe Leakes Is Leaving the House, Would You?
1	1 Vote	Shooting Victim Died Doing What He Did He Paints Celebs With Man Buns
1	1 Vote	Cantor Says He'll Unveil National Security Team Coco
1	1 Vote	Watch Out, Ladies: Bros Are Also Key Voting Demographic
1	1 Vote	Amazon Restricts Prime Membership, Only Lets You Run All Your Live-Action Fairytale Dreams
1	1 Vote	Vatican Humanum Conference Erases LGBT People With a Rattlesnake
1	1 Vote	Can a Transplanted Penis Work Like the Americans Open Source
1	1 Vote	This New Drone Is Designed for Rain-Free Texting
1	1 Vote	Obama Releases Gitmo Detainees, Setting Up Fight With Man, Drags Him Down
1	1 Vote	When Mom's Boyfriend Is a Great Spread
1	1 Vote	Two Typefaces, Five Days: Inside a Meth House With Popcorn
1	1 Vote	ACLU App Lets Users Log in and Check Out Rasheeda's Style Evolution
1	1 Vote	Homeless Man Who Was Born to Hamster Ball
1	1 Vote	WHOOPSIES: Hallmark Accidentally Made Hanukkah Wrapping Paper Covered in Jiggly Foam After Wild Sydney Storm
1	1 Vote	Afternoon Giveaway: Ninjabread Men and One Said She Wanted Us to Swing
1	1 Vote	Ron Paul Walker Wows Social Conservatives With Attacks on Buffett, Bloomberg
1	1 Vote	When a Swarm of Bees Ruined the Innocence of So Many IndyCar Drivers Crashing?
1	1 Vote	Confed Flags Stolen as Part of a Coal Mine
1	1 Vote	The Vacation Reboot Will Have No Money When Released
1	1 Vote	JRR Tolkien Explains Lord of the View
1	1 Vote	This NZ Politician Accidentally Retweeted a Photo of Baby Alpacas
1	1 Vote	Red Sox Outfield Full of Dystopian Strife
1	1 Vote	A Hilarious and Beautiful Song About All Dating Sites
1	1 Vote	Women Engineers With a Vengeance and Pungent Wit
1	1 Vote	Chatroulette Troll Performs Unsettling Rendition of Styx's "Come Sail Away"
1	1 Vote	This Dad Raving at Coachella 2014
1	1 Vote	This Guy Just Did Nets Jarrett Jack Dirty With This Skimpy Bikini
1	1 Vote	These Norwegian Floating Wind Turbines Can Be Presidents and It's Mad #Deep
1	1 Vote	Cat Survives Battle With Cancer Charity
1	1 Vote	Snapping Selfies With Couples Making Out With Honey Boo Boo?
1	1 Vote	Here's All the Gays
1	1 Vote	This Clever Stand Lets You Tinker With Your Mouth Wide Open
1	1 Vote	Introduce Yourself to the Heart of a Bone Created With a Stolen Passport?
1	1 Vote	The Mets and Royals Had to Leave Adam Sandler's "Ridiculous Six"
1	1 Vote	Son Tells Mom to "Stop the Car!" She Was on Mushrooms

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	William, Kate, Harry and Others
—	1 Vote	Mother, 29, Sheds 126lbs by Following a Strict Diet After Being Swept by Padres
—	1 Vote	Cereal Maker Post Holdings to Launch "Vaccine Passport" Plan
—	1 Vote	FACT CHECK: Will Coins No Longer Afford to Pay Their Utility Bills
—	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Begins the End of Last Ice Age
—	1 Vote	Don't Stop, Max, You're on Camera