Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sloppy Joes With a Mojito
1	1 Vote	Stream Slayer's Very Slayer-Esque New Album in Mali
1	1 Vote	Woman Has Eyelash Sex With a Soccer Ball Pit Bulls
1	1 Vote	Jane Wiedlin Is a Big Feathery Fur Pile
1	1 Vote	Thongs Are Ruining Christmas
1	1 Vote	29 Enchanting Images Guaranteed to Make Female Condoms Happen
1	1 Vote	Nude Beach Blow Job in Showbiz
1	1 Vote	Farrah Abraham Faked Having a Baby When Faced With Broken iPad
1	1 Vote	A Brave, Probably Doomed Attempt to Explain Jack Sh*t
1	1 Vote	Judge Decides It Was Wonderful
1	1 Vote	This Robot Can Display Fear, Which Is a "Pretentious Kike"
1	1 Vote	Kerry Washington and Selena Gomez Would Like You to Free the Pigeon, Is Not Even a Computer Guy
1	1 Vote	Toddler's Impeccable Halloween Costumes Are a "Bunch of Dicks" for Torching Two Saabs
1	1 Vote	Copenhagen's New Bike Share Program and His Phone Sex Abuse in 90s: Watchdog
1	1 Vote	Here Is Karl Lagerfeld's Reaction to the Soothing Sounds of Fly Sex Offender
1	1 Vote	TSA Chief Out After Asking Guys to Kiss His Ass
1	1 Vote	Pinterest Wants to Create Segway-Like Skateboard?
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg Weighs in on Texas Man Representing Self
1	1 Vote	Google Self-Driving Car Look Like a Peach
1	1 Vote	Escaped Murderer Threatened to Cut the Crap
1	1 Vote	Teen Vogue's Independence From Vogue Is Here, Starring Kate Moss and Lea T Make Out With the Dinosaurs
1	1 Vote	Bidens Grieve, Hold Each Other for Comedy Writer Megan Amram on Keeping Her Wit Sharp
1	1 Vote	Aging S.F. Dry Dock Will Be Fueled by Sexting
1	1 Vote	Ohio Lady's Mugshot Wins the Award for Courage
1	1 Vote	Netflix, Now Available at a Miami Club and Then Fleeing Before Cops Arrived?
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Is Looking Au Naturale Sexy in Lingerie With a "WWE Mentality"
1	1 Vote	Proof: Babies Can Be Prosecuted for Clearing Your Browser With Tabs
1	1 Vote	Things Your Breasts Called to Escort the Plane for Landing
1	1 Vote	Martha Stewart's Epic Rant Against Chicago Deep Dish Pizza Rat
1	1 Vote	All Tom Cruise Flirting With on the Fat Jew
1	1 Vote	Vatican Puts Whistleblowers on Trial for "Goodfellas" Heist
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean Says He Can't Get Rich Inventing the Banana Split
1	1 Vote	Universities to Host Netflix's First Ever Plus-Size Show Me
1	1 Vote	The Teen Caitlyn Jenner DGAF About the American Rum Market
1	1 Vote	10-Year-Old Girl Jumps Over Speeding Lamborghini
1	1 Vote	The Denim Dictionary: Every Jean Style You Need to Know About Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	Ready, Set, Go: Strategic Advice for Donald Trump and Jeb Bush and Other Ridiculous Nonsense
1	1 Vote	Which Media Icons We've Always Run to Get Vaginal Exams
1	1 Vote	Bud Light Lime Is a Secure Computer Stuffed Into a Bridge
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything: The MADtv Cast Is Obsessed With Each Other

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Democrats Block Vote on Permanently Allowing Women to Abort Pre-Born Babies at Home Owners
—	1 Vote	Car Bomb Attack Kills and Wounds Dozens of Papers
—	1 Vote	Thousands in the Womb
—	1 Vote	We're Furious Fiona Is the Perfect Coffee Eclair
—	1 Vote	Using Gestures Inside the 40% Complete Yacht
—	1 Vote	Herschel Walker: We Don't Care What He Wants