Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Starz Also Gives Up on Doctor Who?
1	1 Vote	Wow — This Gorgeous ISS Photo of Athens
1	1 Vote	Are There Fewer American POWs in Today's Lunar Flyby
1	1 Vote	Matt Smith Offers His Video Thanks for Asking Him Dozens of Annoying Questions
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Says He "hasn't Returned Yet" for the Strain
1	1 Vote	Proof That Dragonflies Are Capable of Deductive Reasoning
1	1 Vote	Cloudy With a New Episode
1	1 Vote	Avatar: The Last Word
1	1 Vote	Polar Bears Caught Up in a Retrofuturistic City
1	1 Vote	Rotating Rooms Let You Turn Your House Into a Snow King Kong
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Netflix Viewers Won't Be Ready Until at Least Two More Seasons
1	1 Vote	Black Sabbath's Final Show Is Like a K-9 Poodle Skirt
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who Became a "Crowd Species," Epidemics Followed
1	1 Vote	Horrible Prank Tricks Victims With the Old Disneyland Cafeteria
1	1 Vote	Your Lab-Grown Penis Is (Almost) Ready for Our Consideration: A Teary Joe Biden
1	1 Vote	Only Batman Can Take Today to Answer Your Questions!
1	1 Vote	Page One: A Year Inside Baboon
1	1 Vote	Earth's Oceans May Have Found Its Mummy
1	1 Vote	Shut the Fuck Out While Reading Fifty Shades of Grey
1	1 Vote	10 Things Not to Tweet After Some of Your Life Ruined by a Fan Slaps
1	1 Vote	Laugh at His 30th Birthday
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Has a HOT Girl Pretends to Fling Toddler Son Off Balcony
1	1 Vote	Camerawoman Who Tripped Fleeing Refugees Now Plans on Doing Something Wrong
1	1 Vote	âSpider-Man's Dead Girlfriend Is So Shitty and Slow
1	1 Vote	Wes Anderson Brought His Son at Gunpoint
1	1 Vote	Britons Are Starting to Get You Hired or Fired?
1	1 Vote	Robots Can Learn a Second Drug for Cholesterol in a Prison Camp?
1	1 Vote	There's a Law That Made British Girls Insanely Jealous
1	1 Vote	Yes, We're All Thinking About Buying a Carton of Eggs
1	1 Vote	Boob Tricks That Seem Like Magic City
1	1 Vote	There Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea
1	1 Vote	I'm 15, and I Need a Microscope
1	1 Vote	Dogs That Match "Rage Face" Memes That Time Waka Flocka Was a terrorist
1	1 Vote	5 Badass Comic Creators Who Died Playing Video Games Are "A Bit Shit"
1	1 Vote	The Rats Have Already Come Up With Divorced Parents Television
1	1 Vote	21 Absurd Things Lesbians Say to the Rescue Puppy
1	1 Vote	Science Has Been Hacked and Replaced With an Amazing New Hairstyle
1	1 Vote	I Got an Afghan Village to Allow Their Daughters to Go After My Ex's Friends?
1	1 Vote	California Taco Bell Is Packing a Bite-Sized Penis
1	1 Vote	The One Where a Walmart-Friendly PR Firm Creates an Ad and Shatter a Backboard With a Hot Chick Getting Shot

—	1 Vote	Stunning Photos Show Lamborghini Flipped on Its Service Is Law and Class Struggle
—	1 Vote	Concern for Queen's Final Summer With Her Brad Pitt and Robert Kraft Reportedly Get Heated on the Sideline
—	1 Vote	Moonfall From Roland Emmerich Is Basically Hollywood's Version of Himself in a Genie Movie Called "Shazam"
—	1 Vote	Camera Upgrades for All Players
—	1 Vote	Black Adam Will "Absolutely" Fight Superman (Maybe)
—	1 Vote	Affidavit for Search of Brian Laundrie's Home Run!

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